Would You If You Could? Can You?!

Maiden Maiden
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
And in 'Clerks'.
Yay for Kevin Smith Fans! lol
08/02/2010
Maiden Maiden
I too can lick my nipples, but that's it. I would do it if I could and be comfortable, but I am thinking that it would be impossible to be comfortable.
08/02/2010
usmcwife99 usmcwife99
Ive never eally thought about it....


Looks like I can lick my own pussy, I would prefer my vibrator thoe.
08/09/2010
Sera Sera
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Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... More
That's a bit weird. I wouldn't do it!
08/19/2010
Yoda Yoda
If I could, I most certainly would.
08/20/2010
onehotmomma onehotmomma
I can't do it, but even if I could it wouldn't be comfortable, so I would have to say no I wouldn't even if I could
08/21/2010
jennydanger jennydanger
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Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... More
i had to google
link
08/21/2010
softkkisses softkkisses
No dont think so at all Wrong plus I don't have problems get my husband to do it for me he is always willing to help me out for hours if needed I love him
09/01/2010
deadpoet deadpoet
I can't do it to myself, but I did have a friend whose boyfriend could. He was missing a rib on each side. I watched him go down on himself. Really weird, but kind cool at the same time.
09/01/2010
Onanist Onanist
I tried very hard in my teens to perform oral on myself and after practicing for about a month I gave up because I couldn't get any closer than a couple inches.
09/15/2010
new southern girl new southern girl
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
That has got to be the most truthful statement on this site!! LOL!! But I think there would be a lot less cheating in the world too!
09/15/2010
tigerkate tigerkate
i've never heard of a woman being able to do that to herself, but i have seen a lot of amateur porn videos of guys going to town on themselves. they do look rather uncomfortable though, all scrunched up in that position...

i'm not sure if i would if i could. it seems like HELL YES, but then... also, sorta weird.
09/17/2010
Viktor Vysheslav Malkin Viktor Vysheslav Malkin
Im afraid of falling, or cracking a rib, displacing my back... So nope.
09/19/2010
SomewhatSomewhere SomewhatSomewhere
I can't and wouldn't if I could. I'd imagine my back and neck would start to hurt after a while.
09/29/2010
ScottA ScottA
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Originally posted by deltalima
Funny enough, I've seen this happen. A guy did performed it on himself. It was amazing that he could, but it also felt a little taboo, like incest maybe. That was just my thoughts at the time.
No different than masturbating, really.
09/29/2010
tigerkate tigerkate
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Originally posted by ScottA
No different than masturbating, really.
Very true.
Just because it's a mouth, and not a hand, doesn't really change things ALL that much. Basically just self-lovin'... with your mouth. I think I'd just be impressed if someone did that in front of me. Fascinated..
09/30/2010
Raggedy Andie Raggedy Andie
My ex bf could perform oral on himself. It was pretty hot to watch actually. He was a flexible mofo!
10/14/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
My boyfriend says he tried it once when he was about 16 and could do it. Finished in his mouth and spit it out. He was younger and more flexible then. Definitely can't do it now.
10/16/2010
Alyjazz Alyjazz
Not something that would interest me even if I could. I could see the boyfriend doing it though, even though he'd probably swear up and down that he never would haha.
10/20/2010
SexyTabby SexyTabby
Can't do it not sure if I'd want too cuz I'd want to lay back and enjoy not sure there'd be a comfort zone all bent outta shape lol
10/25/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
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Originally posted by Andromeda
Marilyn Manson?
That is a myth. I have his book LOL

If i could bend that way, sure! not all the time but it would be a pretty cool trick
10/25/2010
ZenaidaMacroura ZenaidaMacroura
My boyfriend tried again yesterday. He hadn't tried in about 10 years. And he definitely can NOT do it anymore. He strained his back and side, couldn't get his cock in his mouth, and then came in his face. Haha.
10/25/2010
RosesThorns RosesThorns
I would if i could but honestly... I wonder if it would be like tickling yourself...it doesn't really work.
10/28/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I said I would if I could, but really, that's why I bought the Sasi, isn't it? Besides, according to the urban legend, if you have an orgasm in that position you can get hurt.
10/28/2010
Serendipity Serendipity
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
My boyfriend tried again yesterday. He hadn't tried in about 10 years. And he definitely can NOT do it anymore. He strained his back and side, couldn't get his cock in his mouth, and then came in his face. Haha.
forgive me but this cracked me up. hope your bf is okay!
10/28/2010
Serendipity Serendipity
i cannot but wouldn't do it anyhow. licking mine or someone else's fingers, dick or kissing them and tasting myself is enough for me.
10/28/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
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Originally posted by Serendipity
forgive me but this cracked me up. hope your bf is okay!
Oh my god that is hysterical. I know a guy who came in his own face... His gf was holding her thumb over the tip of his dick to control his ejaculation and when she let go... SPLAT. He told me that, not her. I laughed at him too, he didn't mind.

I can get half my boob in my mouth, but I don't make a habit of it. Seems weird especially after nursing two kids. I wont even let my partner suck on my nipple, licking and nibbling are one thing but full on sucking... nuh uh.
11/14/2010
Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by ZenaidaMacroura
My boyfriend tried again yesterday. He hadn't tried in about 10 years. And he definitely can NOT do it anymore. He strained his back and side, couldn't get his cock in his mouth, and then came in his face. Haha.
I laughed a bit too, lol
11/15/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
I can't but I'd go there if I could. Best I can do is suck my nipples. Guys seem to love it.
11/15/2010
MasterBlaster MasterBlaster
It would be awesome but no such luck
11/22/2010
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