Would You If You Could? Can You?!

Kayla&JJ ♥ Kayla&JJ ♥
I wouldn't do it even if I could do it.
09/13/2011
aimtoplease aimtoplease
can't but might if i had an audience, lol,
09/14/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
I definitely would if I could. I even had a dream once where I could do this. Added bonus: I could practice on myself and maybe I could get up the nerve to try it on another girl.
09/14/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
I would if I could. My hubby said he would if he could also.
09/21/2011
mistre$$ mistre$$
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
And in 'Clerks'.
I was just thinking of that! Glad someone threw that in there.
09/27/2011
mistre$$ mistre$$
Quote:
Originally posted by RosesThorns
I would if i could but honestly... I wonder if it would be like tickling yourself...it doesn't really work.
Hmmm...good point.
09/27/2011
Hibangel Hibangel
can't, don't know if I would if I could
10/26/2011
SMichelle SMichelle
I can't.
11/07/2011
MidnightStorm MidnightStorm
I almost feel dirty for saying this, but I definitely would if I could. Though to be honest, I can nibble/suck on my own breasts a bit and it's not that great. <//< It's very awkward, generally. If it was less awkward and easy to do though, I'd go at it!
11/07/2011
mudpie mudpie
I voted that I would, but actually I don't think I would be comfortable enough stretching down to really enjoy it. Hands are probably enough for me.
11/11/2011
wrmbreze wrmbreze
I have one word for you, Shortbus....( its a movie)
11/13/2011
Penguin Penguin
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
HAHA, nice.
11/13/2011
SugarLips SugarLips
I cannot but totally would if I could---It'd be crazy not to IMO. I have known 2 guys in my lifetime that could...and they were often the life of the party because everybody always wanted them to prove it (alcohol was usually involved!).
11/17/2011
llellsee llellsee
I voted that I would if I could,thats if I didn't have to struggle or pull a muscle to do It
11/17/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I can't but I probably would try if I could.
11/17/2011
LQ LQ
I have known one guy who could do it. He showed me (with clothes on). He had to have a double-jointed back or something because it was a position no human should be in. The weird thing is he wasn't otherwise extra-limber or anything. *shrug*

Mmm. I used to be able to put my feet behind my head & do splits all the way down, etc. I might have been able to do it many years ago, but I was too young at the time to care.
11/17/2011
Kitka Kitka
I can't, but totally would if I could.
11/17/2011
eeep eeep
I can't. Never actually tried, but know from my flexibility that it's just out of my range of motion. I think if I could I'd try it once or twice just to see how it is.
11/17/2011
authorzero authorzero
I'm a guy, and I definitely would if I could.
11/17/2011
oldman oldman
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
LOL..but maybe not...we masturbate and still manage to get work done (sometimes!)
11/21/2011
oldman oldman
Quote:
Originally posted by TitsMcScandal
If I could, I would, but I can't. One guy who I know can [can get the whole head into his mouth even!] and he enjoys it.
Isn't it kind of the same thing as masturbation? What's the difference? Everyone has his own technique.
11/21/2011
oldman oldman
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Originally posted by TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
Its not worth all that just to masturbate in another way.
11/21/2011
oldman oldman
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Originally posted by jennydanger
i had to google
link
Too bizarre
11/21/2011
Why Why
I've never really tried but I highly doubt I could do it on myself, mainly because my boobs get in the way. I know that I can suck on and lick my own nipples without much effort.
12/05/2011
stlouisxxx stlouisxxx
I have tried & tried, but get about an inch or 2 away, extremely frustrating.
12/06/2011
Collogue Collogue
I would if I could! but I'm a female so maybe that is close to impossible (i'm also not very flexible)
12/07/2011
voenne voenne
Even if I could, I wouldn't, because I highly doubt it would even feel as good. Too much work.
12/15/2011
Cherry21 Cherry21
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... More
Unfortunately, My guy and I were on Chatroulette on night, and happened to next across a guy that was doing this. It was horrifying, to say the least. It looks pretty weird, plus the guy was REALLY skinny, and looked creepy because of it!
12/16/2011
BuckeyeGal04 BuckeyeGal04
Even if I could, I cannot imagine it would be nearly as satisfying. I wouldn't even consider it. I want his tongue to tease me as I lay back and savor him.
12/16/2011
Blaryghh Blaryghh
Thanks to all the yoga I took in high school, I figured out I'm flexible enough to do so. Granted, I haven't done a lot of stretching since then, but it only takes a couple nights of trying it to get back to being able to.
12/16/2011
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