Would You If You Could? Can You?!

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Would You If You Could? Can You?!

punkstar283 punkstar283
Sure would
12/16/2011
Snozzberries Snozzberries
When I was practicing yoga, I could get my face in the right area - and, had I not had to breathe, I could squish my hips down just enough to get it. But then I inhaled and couldn't keep my hips there until I breathed out. Breathing was kind of important in the upside-down position so I stopped trying.
12/18/2011
winterseve winterseve
My ex could reach and sometimes would blow himself if he was bored of the old hand routine. It was rare but I watched it once. Disturbing but sexy too. Wish I were that flexible!
12/24/2011
Anjulie Anjulie
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
I wouldn't just because the position that it would require to be in to do such a thing would just be so downright uncomfortable that it wouldn't be enjoyable.
Agreed
12/30/2011
CreamySweet CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ...
Ok first off this is a reallllly unfair question! I cant - that's for darn sure But I super love getting good oral because that can make me cum almost as quick as any vibrator and feels way better to me. The second part of frustration is I am jealous of anyone who can.. but I am not sure if I would do it to myself or not if I could except on a bet or to prove I could to myself.. I just dob't know if it would feel as good or be really weird. Part of me says thats way freaky but part of me says hell you masturbate with all kinds of other stuff so what the hell.
12/31/2011
CreamySweet CreamySweet
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
Personally... you bet your ass I would. But not often. Only in those "oh-my-god-if-I-don't- get-eaten-out-now-I-ma y-spontaneously-combus t" moments. It's an ability that would've probably prevented a few very silly choices. *facepalm*
HaHaHa!!!! So true!!!
12/31/2011
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
I've seen one guy in my life that could do that and no women but I'm not exactly Gumby so I can't and I don't know if I would even if I were that extraordinarily blessed in the region of flexibility.
01/01/2012
PeppermintFuntimes PeppermintFuntimes
If I could I'd give it a few tries just for the hell of it, I can lick my own nipples (DD here) but I don't get anything out of it other than watching the person's mouth drop open in amazement/horniness.
01/01/2012
Megan Jean Megan Jean
I've always wished I could. I can suck on my own nipples though, so that's close enough...
01/01/2012
Nazaress Nazaress
I cannot and I'm not sure if I would. Probably not. I have DD boobs and I can lick my own nipples but I don't (unless my boyfriend asks me to) because it just feels strange to me. Kind of taboo, I guess. Which is silly, I know. I mean, I touch myself. Why not that?
01/03/2012
Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
Wouldnt ever even if i could.guy or girl.
01/03/2012
DiscretionAdvised DiscretionAdvised
My parts clock in at 5.5" and it's pretty difficult, but I've done it maybe 10-15 times in my life. It involves a lot of stretching and I usually end up mildly damaging my back and neck for a couple days.

It must be my inner masochist that's caused me to come back to it, because it's somewhat painful and fairly hard to enjoy.
01/06/2012
geliebt geliebt
As a female, not a chance I could ever do it.. not nearly flexible enough! I might try it if I could, but I really doubt I'd ever do it often or even more than once.. I'm fine having someone else do that for me!
01/08/2012
chibi1091 chibi1091
I know a guy that can. He loves to do it. I can not (I'd be breaking my spine if I could lol).
01/10/2012
amie.snape amie.snape
That would be awesome to do...I can bite my nipples, but that is it.
01/10/2012
Sally Forth Sally Forth
If I could go down on myself, I'd never leave my house! Either that or I'd be in the entertainment industry
01/11/2012
markwashere markwashere
Ummm, i can give myself a blowjob. Well like two inches in my mouth. Im just very flexible cause i do yoga to make me feel good. My back felt sore one time...
( i can only do it at the end of a day that i've been constantly active throughout the day)
01/12/2012
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I don't know about women. But I have seen a couple of my members on the sites I work on do it to themselves I have also seen some amateur porn of men doing it.
01/12/2012
Mihoshi4301 Mihoshi4301
I don't think I would even if I could.
01/12/2012
hyacinthgirl hyacinthgirl
If I didn't carry all my fat in front, I'd probably be flexible enough to get a bit of it. But I don't think I would, because vaginas just aren't my thing.
01/15/2012
leelee leelee
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
HAHA very true!
01/26/2012
PeachieClean PeachieClean
I've seen a few guys do it, but personally? Nope. Which isn't much of a loss, since I don't even like oral. Even small amounts of saliva make me feel kind of... Icky. Slimy, rather than slick.
01/27/2012
richsam richsam
i cant
02/05/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ...
I wouldn't do it. It's like how you can't tickle yourself...just wouldn't feel the same. LOL!
02/05/2012
ViVix ViVix
Quote:
Originally posted by TheSexista
You know I read an article a few years ago about a man who had some of his ribs removed so he could. Anyone else ever read it? Dunno where I read it at but I did.
I heard of this too! Just don't remember where...
02/05/2012
boomboompalace boomboompalace
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Originally posted by ~LaUr3n~
I can't but, I can get pretty damn close lol. I have licked my own nipples and found that enjoyable, so I am unsure if I would perform auto-fellatio. Maybe to try...but the thing I like about oral is the unpredictability of free ...
But is he big?
02/06/2012
Wildchild Wildchild
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ...
I really don't know what I'd think, however I don't think I would suck myself off. I think it be really hot to watch my wife eat her self.
02/09/2012
SaraU29 SaraU29
Lol! If ever I happen to go down on a woman it will not be myself!
02/11/2012
Lover of Leather Lover of Leather
What the hell, I'd give it a try if I could. But like others have said, I probably wouldn't get much done, plus, I'm sure that I'd be in a different line of work than I am in right now!!
02/11/2012
wildorchid wildorchid
Seems like it would be too much effort
02/12/2012
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