Would You If You Could? Can You?!

vanilla&chocolate vanilla&chocolate
I don't have the ability to do this, but if I did I would at least try!
07/08/2012
Nacht Stern Nacht Stern
I would if I could.
I'll just stick to my nipples.
07/08/2012
marshmallow marshmallow
neverrr
07/10/2012
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I could imagine *some* men being able to, but women??? Even at my most flexible I wouldn't have even come close.
07/10/2012
brevado brevado
The Hedgehog!
07/10/2012
twoods89 twoods89
Of course I would...who wouldn't?
07/13/2012
SecretKinksters SecretKinksters
Definitely would if I could!
07/13/2012
Experiment Experiment
That sounds like too much work. I can barely touch my toes.
07/26/2012
emilia emilia
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
My tongue is nowhere near long enough.
same here
07/26/2012
Aryllen Aryllen
I can't, but yes, I definitely would if I could. No different than masturbating with your hand or a toy, in my opinion.
08/01/2012
Layenna Layenna
I really wish I could do this. I'm pretty flexible, but I have lower back problems that arise when I try to stretch it far enough. I guess with enough work I can get there!
08/08/2012
neil i. neil i.
I've actually had exceptionally vivid dreams where I did this to myself. No dice in real life, though.
08/08/2012
HouseWench HouseWench
I'm about four inches away from being able to
08/17/2012
heather-mooney heather-mooney
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Twice as a teen I almost got it. I got a couple licks in before I about broke my neck.

There's a reason for it though: Imagine a world where men could give themselves head...nothing would get done!
lol'd
08/18/2012
Rory Rory
That's what I have the hubby for!
08/27/2012
skeeterlynn skeeterlynn
Nipples I can, but not my own vagina. And I find vaginas gross so I can't guarantee I would if I could.
08/27/2012
sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
I would if I could, at least to try it out.
08/27/2012
Feisty Feisty
I can't and I wouldn't even if I could.
08/27/2012
SkylarrStarr SkylarrStarr
When I cammed, I would have dudes ask me if I wanted to see them do it...Not for free buddy...I told them for the proper price...no takers. Jeeeeze...I'm the one working here dude...I didn't sign on to sit there and waste time looking a dudes who aren't paying me! I kinda wish I had said yes once though, just to see if the guy could really do it. It happened mostly on MFC...
09/03/2012
Zandrock Zandrock
I have heard it is less like getting a BJ, and more like sucking your own dick. Kinda like how you cannot tickle yourself
09/03/2012
SavingMyself SavingMyself
I can't do it and even if I could, probably would not.
09/08/2012
butts butts
I can't and I wouldn't because of body dysphoric reasons, but my partner can at least get his tip in his mouth. It's super hot!
09/24/2012
KrissyNovacaine KrissyNovacaine
I can't and probably wouldn't if I could... Just doesn't seem like enough pleasure to put up with the pain.
09/24/2012
RebelRebelJen RebelRebelJen
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
I recently read an article somewhere (tried to find it again, but couldn't) that claimed that most men and many women can perform oral on themselves. Now I'm going to go ahead and call BS on that. While I have no doubt that there are some ... More
Even if I could, I'm not sure that I would.
09/26/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
I used to be able to when I was a little younger, and my girlfriend can do it! It's crazy how flexible she is!
10/11/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Quote:
Originally posted by Andromeda
Personally... you bet your ass I would. But not often. Only in those "oh-my-god-if-I-don't- get-eaten-out-now-I-ma y-spontaneously-combus t" moments. It's an ability that would've probably prevented a few very silly choices. *facepalm*
LOL that's great!
10/11/2012
travelnurse travelnurse
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
I know it was a joke in one of the Scary Movies (2?)
Good reason to learn Yoga, Ehh?
10/11/2012
Aftertherain13 Aftertherain13
Ii would if I could! Hell yes but, sadly, I can't
10/11/2012
sexfairy sexfairy
Not sure I would even if I could
10/11/2012
lovebites lovebites
lol no i wish
10/11/2012
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