How Did/Will You React If Your (female) Partner "Squirts"/Ejaculates on You?

LQ LQ
Ran into my first really oceanic squirt tonight & I'm wondering how people react to being gushed all over. Since I'm straight & guys don't always know a lot about female stuff, I wondered what type of experiences people have had with this. I'd hate to have a guy leap up mid-coitus going "OMG! You peed on me!" Should I be explaining this ahead of time or something? LoL
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I knew what was going on & thought it was great!
Anjulie , Teaser , Ciao. , Moein , ijako9 , Elnoa , js250 , dhig , authorzero , married with children , Sir , Howells , Masokisti , markwashere , The Curious Couple , ud328 , Lolitalia , Eliyahu , bsgs , ksparkles16 , Badass , EnterTheFist , Stinkytofu10 , jessi2 , kz916 , Jesse-in-TX , freda , LavenderSkies , Here 4 Her Pleasure , ghalik , LunaLuthor , luvslukin
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I knew what was going on & thought it was fine, but a little too messy.
Katelyn , ghalik , Bex1331
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I had no idea what was going on & thought I'd been peed on! Eww.
I had no idea what was going on & thought I'd been peed on, but didn't care.
I had a vague idea what was going on, but was a little confused.
yrnw
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Other...
zensgirl10 , GonetoLovehoney , mistre$$ , unfulfilled , LQ , ScotchIrish , sktb0007 , Sir , DeliciousSurprise , Art & Sensation , Masokisti , BlooJay , Jordan B , potstickers , tA , levellc09 , Missmarc , ghalik
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Total votes: 54 (50 voters)
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11/11/2011
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Antipova Antipova
I'm a girl, so I'm not filling out the vote... but oh my gosh. It can vary widely.

The first time I squirted was totally unexpected---it was just a guy friend (we'd been lovers the past summer, but were platonic during the summer in question, until he asked if I wanted to come over so he could practice some technique.) I guess he probably knew what he was doing (it was just manual stimulation, a few fingers inside me) but when I squirted, he was totally shocked and ran off to the bathroom for towels. I was shocked and embarrassed---I knew what squirting was obviously, but I was like "oh my gosh, he just ran away, maybe he doesn't know it's not pee?" So sheepishly tried to explain to him, he sheepishly answered that he knew already... he was totally an "everything in its place, nothing dirty" sort of person, excellent with design and programming of course, but you could tell it really upset him to have his bed be wet. So we cleaned up and went to the kitchen and made dinner, awkwardly talked about small things, and I walked home.

The next time we hung out (platonically again, obviously) we just never mentioned it.

So, I felt all uneasy and was like "wow, I hope that never happens again."

Except that I tried to get myself to do it so I could figure it out... no success.

My current partner, I was kind of shocked again that he got me to squirt just from PIV sex a week or two after we started sleeping together---but in the afterglow I was like "so that was new," and he was like "yeah, it's cool, I get tactile proof that I'm good to you." I asked if it was usual and he said a good amount of his past partners had squirted, so a) his cock is perfect and b) he wasn't surprised or taken aback.

I've gone on to learn a lot about my body and its responses now, so if I ever was to shack up with a new partner I'd ask how they felt about squirting somewhere in the lead-up to sex, and if they were uncomfortable or uneducated I'd either decide not to have sex, or I'd just focus on him and keep my own panties on. I don't really want a repeat of that first time...
11/11/2011
Antipova Antipova
PS---get a Throe!
11/11/2011
Teaser Teaser
The first time she squirted, it was more like just really, really wet, but I knew what I had done and what was going on, and I loved it! I wish I could make her do it all the time.
11/11/2011
Ciao. Ciao.
The first (and one of the few times) my partner squirted for me it was definitely a little messy and wet, but it was exciting and fun. Would love to do that more often.
11/11/2011
Moein Moein
No problem, it is not a pee. But I haven't faced such a case with my wife.
11/11/2011
ijako9 ijako9
I love It! I think it's good fun making her squirt all over me makes me feel like I'm doing my job well
11/11/2011
zensgirl10 zensgirl10
I haven't squirted all over the place but I have got soaking wet and pretty sure that's what it feels like. But I would love to squirt like the girls on the movies at least once. Sometimes I think I am going to and think should I tell him or not ?
11/11/2011
indiglo indiglo
My guy knows what it is and likes it. I've only ever squirted with him.
11/11/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
Everyone I've ever squirted for (like, 9 guys. 1 in person and all the others online) knew what was going on and were more than thrilled.
11/11/2011
AndroAngel AndroAngel
I'm not going to vote, because I'm the one that squirts, but my lover gets a thrill out of it when I squirt (which is just about every time). He likes knowing he can do that to me.
11/11/2011
js250 js250
I love it when my wife squirts. Some has gotten on me, but I have cum on her as well. Fair deal.
11/11/2011
GonetoLovehoney GonetoLovehoney
I voted 'other' because I'm the one that squirts. But most guys are amazed and keep going after the same spot to see when I'll run out XD. Any guy that would be grossed out by this is an idiot,mostly because they think it's 'pee'.
11/11/2011
Hallmar82 Hallmar82
We've never done it yet...here's hoping.
11/11/2011
mistre$$ mistre$$
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I'm a girl, so I'm not filling out the vote... but oh my gosh. It can vary widely.

The first time I squirted was totally unexpected---it was just a guy friend (we'd been lovers the past summer, but were platonic during the summer ... More
Lucky you!
11/11/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I'm the female so I chose other, but I haven't squirted yet, but here's to hoping ngood things to come.
11/11/2011
mistre$$ mistre$$
One partner could get me to, my ex. I have never been able to get myself to with any toy or anything. The first time I didn't know what happened, I just thought I had a really hard orgasm. I heard him gasp or get flustered somehow and then seemed to go crazy and was more turned on than I'd ever seen him and he immediately had sex with me. It was amazing.
He told me what happened and said it was crazy and he wasn't upset and has heard about it and had seen it in porn but it looked fake, and that it was the hottest thing ever. He loved it. After that it kind of became his goal to try to get me to that point every time. Didn't always happen, but when it did..wow.
11/11/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
I love seeing a guy's face when he sees me squirt for the first time. Especially if I didn't tell him I was a squirter. ESPECIALLY especially if he's never seen a girl that he knows personally squirt, but is really turned on by it.
11/11/2011
LQ LQ
Thanks all. I guess guys are getting more educated these days. (Yay porn?) Also, age is probably a factor - I'm not sleeping with 18-year-olds who haven't figured out where things are yet. Haha.

I know I've had a lot of guys find my being really wet a turn-on. Just wasn't sure how they'd react to a sudden gush. I suppose if it is a concern I'll just warn them, but I'm glad to hear no one has had a bad experience with a partner leaping up and running away!
11/11/2011
Antipova Antipova
Quote:
Originally posted by LQ
Thanks all. I guess guys are getting more educated these days. (Yay porn?) Also, age is probably a factor - I'm not sleeping with 18-year-olds who haven't figured out where things are yet. Haha.

I know I've had a lot of guys find ... More
Yeah, right? The guy who leapt up and ran for the bathroom when he made me squirt was 25 at the time, I was 21 or 22!

Only I know he knew what he was doing (or attempting to do, anyway...)---he just wasn't expecting to get it right so quickly. And he's too much of a neat freak to have a lot of fun, anyway
11/11/2011
Beck Beck
I only recently started squirting, but I had an awesome night the other day.
**Warning TMI
I ended up squirting 6 times, and it was a lot too. It covered from my breast to my ankles(about 3.5ft) and from knee to knee which was spread about 1.5ft apart. It was amazing.

Anyhow after this happening we are getting some kind of throe blanket because I soaked the bed.

I think you might want to warn a guy before having sex, just in case. If he is a new partner, so he knows that you are a juicy one, he may not be use to it happening.

Congrats by the way on squirting
11/11/2011
LQ LQ
Quote:
Originally posted by Beck
I only recently started squirting, but I had an awesome night the other day.
**Warning TMI
I ended up squirting 6 times, and it was a lot too. It covered from my breast to my ankles(about 3.5ft) and from knee to knee which was spread about ... More
Holy crap, woman! That's just impressive. *bows before you*

I'm already thinking about a Throe just from seeing what happened from my one. Soaked through the towel under me & all my bed covers.

I was actually just asking about the amount of liquid issue in this thread as I had a new experience last night. (You can read the post there if you want, but basically discovered there is a whole other level of squirting beyond what I'd had previously! The word "squirt" hadn't properly conveyed to me the actual possibility of puddles.)

Yes, I think I'll institute a warning policy to avoid awkwardness. Hehe.

And thank you! I'm still kinda going "Huh?" about the whole thing. LoL.

Oh... sorry, all, about forgetting to put an "I'm the squirting one" option in the poll. Thanks for being nice enough to elaborate anyway.
11/11/2011
ScotchIrish ScotchIrish
Quote:
Originally posted by LQ
Ran into my first really oceanic squirt tonight & I'm wondering how people react to being gushed all over. Since I'm straight & guys don't always know a lot about female stuff, I wondered what type of experiences people have had ... More
Good to the last DROP. Visa verca. She knows that as a man I am going to cum. But if she does. That is a bonus for me. The X2B came thousands of times as my fingers and 99% of the time my tongue awaiting any flow. That is what a partner does for their partner. In Pittsburgh, I await another partner.
11/11/2011
authorzero authorzero
It definitely doesn't bother me. In fact, I love it. It means she's enjoying herself and that's what's important.
11/11/2011
yrnw yrnw
first time I did, I was REALLY embarrassed. thankfully my guy was okay with it, but I still feel uncomfortable doing it sometimes.
so messy~
11/13/2011
Sir Sir
I find it almost amusing that people think that age takes a part in this. I know a person twice my age who hardly knows anything about sex other than that his penis goes in a certain hole.

That aside, I've never had a problem with it. I enjoy it, actually.
11/13/2011
Art & Sensation Art & Sensation
It hasn't happened to me yet. Though I've been trying a lot to find my partner's G-spot. (That is, if she turns out to be receptive to it at all!)

I really wouldn't mind, at that. I'd only enjoy giving my lady pleasure, like I always do.

(and really, in almost every sexual scenario the guy ends up leaving some fluids in/on the woman; so be thankful it doesn't happen as often if you have a problem with it!)
11/14/2011
indiglo indiglo
I have squirted before, but not in mass amounts. Last night we used the Bent Graduate for the first time, and I squirted MUCH more than I ever have. I was blown away, and so was my man. It wasn't as much as Beck, but it was a 5" by 8" spot that soaked through the sex blanket AND comforter of the bed. (I could wring them both out, they were so soaked!) He thought it was insanely hot, and I liked it because I didn't have to clean any lube off myself afterwards, the gushing had washed it all away! lol
11/14/2011
XYCopperheadSly XYCopperheadSly
Ok, this is from ONE orgasm. This is a queen size bed. It went through the comforter, TWO (thick) mattress pads, and got a substantial amount in the mattress itself.


Holy hell. We had to sleep in the guest bedroom for two nights while we got everything cleaned.
11/14/2011
eeep eeep
I've surprised an ex (and myself) with this before. Was a bit awkward, but fortunately he figured out what was happening quick and was turned on by it. I've warned bfs about it since then, most love the idea of it.
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