My Toys---Bound to Be Found lol

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My Toys---Bound to Be Found lol

Vnessa Vnessa
Keep in mind, I don't have the most original hiding spot whatsoever for my stash of goodies

A few weeks ago I realized my almost 16 yr old had been getting into my panty drawer and snatching my thongs! I first told her "umm, eew, gross lol" and asked why. She of course said she needed them so she wouldn't have panty lines with her leggings. Ugh. So, after my brief heart attack (after all , I know she had to come across some of my vibes or other toys--not like there's only 1 lol) I told her my drawer is off limits. Ok, you would think this would prompt me to find adequate space for all of my paraphernalia. Yeah not so much.

I'm laying in bed, getting ready to read. She comes in looking for clear fingernail polish. Just as I happen to open the top drawer to my night stand (where there's a plethora of lubes for any occasion) she walks by and says, "hey, us that the clear polish!!". I quickly slam the drawer closed yelling NO. LOL. OMG. It was a tiny bottle if clear lube. Looked nothing like polish.

So, I'm at the gym with my girlfriend and I'm sharing this story. We're cracking up laughing so hard because only these crazy things happen to me. We've decided it's time to create our own toy storage system. A Fort Knox of systems with me in mind lol. Something huge to hold my arsenal of goods, with a fingerprint recognition and retinal screen. Then, a lovely computer voice (insert sexy computer girl) will say, "Hello Vnessa, what is your pleasure today..." Yep, that should do it.

If you could only hear our topics of conversation Lol. It's no wonder we have so many male friends!! One guy just sat there staring with his mouth hanging open until we moved to another station. We honestly didn't mean to distract him. This was a serious discussion. Don't you agree

This is my random discussion today. Jump on in lol
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Rossie Rossie
Gosh, this is your second posting in a row that's making me chuckle before the monitor screen. My pooch is staring at me wondering: what's wrong with mom? You absolutely need to lock up all your goodies! Your daughter might be sharing her discoveries with her BFF! LOL! I'm luckier than you. My son doesn't check out my stuff, so I just store my toys in clear plastic drawers inside my walk-in.
04/14/2015
Inquisitor Inquisitor
I dunno Vnessa. I find that locks, keep out signs, etc. only encourage the curious to investigate. Now as you know I don't have or want little people, but, I don't know if having an armed guard and a separate wing to house your stash is a good idea. Know what I mean?
04/14/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
There is only one sure fire method. Don't have any toys.....nothing to find. And use , if you have to have them, ones that look like something else and can even be used that way....an Hitachi (that'a just my massager) etc.
04/14/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by Rossie
Gosh, this is your second posting in a row that's making me chuckle before the monitor screen. My pooch is staring at me wondering: what's wrong with mom? You absolutely need to lock up all your goodies! Your daughter might be sharing her ...
. Glad to give you happiness and laughter today. We shall see what future days will bring. I'm always a comic adventure in the waiting lol
04/14/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
I dunno Vnessa. I find that locks, keep out signs, etc. only encourage the curious to investigate. Now as you know I don't have or want little people, but, I don't know if having an armed guard and a separate wing to house your stash is a ...
Could you just imagine though? It would make great conversation, "Hey...what's that area down there?". Daughter replies,"Oh, I'm pretty sure that's just my mom's private stash of porn and vag pleasers, that she thinks I don't know about!"

I could see her and her wacky friends trying to pay off the guard! Little Schemers lol
04/14/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by symbiasin
There is only one sure fire method. Don't have any toys.....nothing to find. And use , if you have to have them, ones that look like something else and can even be used that way....an Hitachi (that'a just my massager) etc.
The wand is quickly becoming a fave
04/14/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
V,
After reading your comments, we just moved the Tango by WE-VIBE to a different spot. It's no longer sitting on the makeup counter with the eyeliners and makeup brushes! It did blend in though.
04/15/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
V,
After reading your comments, we just moved the Tango by WE-VIBE to a different spot. It's no longer sitting on the makeup counter with the eyeliners and makeup brushes! It did blend in though.
LOL I'm glad I could help you be a little Pro-Active And save some face lol
04/15/2015
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Vnessa
LOL I'm glad I could help you be a little Pro-Active And save some face lol
Yes, thank you. Also time to do some spring cleaning too. Do you think I should put them in a brown bag first or straight in?
04/16/2015
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
Yes, thank you. Also time to do some spring cleaning too. Do you think I should put them in a brown bag first or straight in?
Maybe a bag to help conceal. Something unattractive to an onlookers eye though. I know for me, I could never use a pretty/girlie bag. My girl would think, "Ooooo what's that? Something for me???" Lol
04/16/2015
symbiasin symbiasin
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
V,
After reading your comments, we just moved the Tango by WE-VIBE to a different spot. It's no longer sitting on the makeup counter with the eyeliners and makeup brushes! It did blend in though.
Mine is on the makeup counter. Now I'm used to just grabbing it from there.
04/16/2015
Rossie Rossie
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Originally posted by symbiasin
Mine is on the makeup counter. Now I'm used to just grabbing it from there.
Do your friends stare at your toys with wide eyes when they visit?
04/16/2015
Thong man Thong man
We just bought a small cash box and keep it under the bed. We used to have a tool box in the closet that had a lock on it.
08/16/2015
Sugarfina Sugarfina
Dont you feel bad. I had to move all of my sex toy collection etc into a tub and put it in our Home Library because my year old son found a dildo last week.... So embarrassing!!!
Sep 13, 7:00 pm
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Sugarfina
Dont you feel bad. I had to move all of my sex toy collection etc into a tub and put it in our Home Library because my year old son found a dildo last week.... So embarrassing!!!
How old is your son? Depending on his age, you might be able to get away with lying to him. Depending on how big it is, you might be able to tell him that it's for home defense.

On a side note, people have been killed with dildos before. How crazy is that!?
Sep 13, 8:38 pm
SexyScorpio69 SexyScorpio69
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Originally posted by Vnessa
Keep in mind, I don't have the most original hiding spot whatsoever for my stash of goodies

A few weeks ago I realized my almost 16 yr old had been getting into my panty drawer and snatching my thongs! I first told her "umm, eew, ...
Lol. I'm so glad not to have these troubles yet. I keep all my goodies in a locked box in plain sight. It just a very pretty biz no one even thinks twice about, jokes on them. My glass wand is so pretty I keep it out as decoration. My kids are still to young to question what it might be. Unfortunately, the maintenance man got a little chuckle out of it. He said his wife had the same one ??
Sep 13, 9:54 pm
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
How old is your son? Depending on his age, you might be able to get away with lying to him. Depending on how big it is, you might be able to tell him that it's for home defense.

On a side note, people have been killed with dildos before. ...
I'm sure you meant tell him a white lie or fish tale.

Yes that huge stainless shiny njoy dble dil is a home defense weapon some kept by their bedside.
Sep 14, 2:10 pm
Vnessa Vnessa
We now have a gorgeous cedar chest that locks!! It's almost the size of a Hope Chest lol. We don't have little mishaps any more. Our stash is perfectly safe from prying eyes
Sep 15, 11:49 pm
sXeVegan90 sXeVegan90
I have a giant, blue locking chest at the foot of my bed. I don't have children, and everyone that's in the house knows that I review and buy adult items. But they're safely locked away if anyone else should come in my room. I do however have my Frankenstein dildo by Fleshlight on my dresser because it won't fit in the chest with all of my other toys at the moment because I like keeping the packaging for certain items.
Sep 16, 3:15 am
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Vnessa
We now have a gorgeous cedar chest that locks!! It's almost the size of a Hope Chest lol. We don't have little mishaps any more. Our stash is perfectly safe from prying eyes
How about taking a photo of your stash and posting on the "Show your stash" thread.
Ours are all over the place. Shower, closet, night stands, head board compartments, dressers and locking briefcase.
Sep 16, 1:22 pm
Vnessa Vnessa
Quote:
Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
How about taking a photo of your stash and posting on the "Show your stash" thread.
Ours are all over the place. Shower, closet, night stands, head board compartments, dressers and locking briefcase.
I love this idea!!! The whole "show me yours and i'LL show you mine" lol. It may have to wait until after our house sells. We moved it to the basement since we're showing the home right now It's all stored away with boxes stacked on top. Only a couple of pieces are left in the night stand at the moment. Nothing of real play value
Sep 17, 10:29 pm
OH&W, Lovebears OH&W, Lovebears
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Originally posted by Vnessa
I love this idea!!! The whole "show me yours and i'LL show you mine" lol. It may have to wait until after our house sells. We moved it to the basement since we're showing the home right now It's all stored away with boxes ...
maybe you should leave some out and say they are included with the house. Prospective buyers can then visualize future romantic nights. . Candles,ties,blindfold s,massage oils,dildos ,lingerie etc.
Sep 18, 12:33 pm
Sugarfina Sugarfina
Quote:
Originally posted by Sugarfina
Dont you feel bad. I had to move all of my sex toy collection etc into a tub and put it in our Home Library because my year old son found a dildo last week.... So embarrassing!!!
I found my post, I guess it wasnt deleted after all. Odd thinking of last night when I couldnt find it on this forum post.
Sep 18, 3:59 pm
Sugarfina Sugarfina
Quote:
Originally posted by Inquisitor
How old is your son? Depending on his age, you might be able to get away with lying to him. Depending on how big it is, you might be able to tell him that it's for home defense.

On a side note, people have been killed with dildos before. ...
Haha, no, I just decided to move everything into the home Library (which has a lock on the door) and put it in a big blue tub. He's a year old and he wouldnt understand, he's just so curious about everything.
Sep 18, 4:00 pm
Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Sugarfina
Haha, no, I just decided to move everything into the home Library (which has a lock on the door) and put it in a big blue tub. He's a year old and he wouldnt understand, he's just so curious about everything.
I see. Eventually, you will have to move your stash. The good news is that if one day he ever finds it, he will wish he hadn't.
Sep 21, 6:41 pm
Vnessa Vnessa
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Originally posted by OH&W, Lovebears
maybe you should leave some out and say they are included with the house. Prospective buyers can then visualize future romantic nights. . Candles,ties,blindfold s,massage oils,dildos ,lingerie etc.
I personally feel that would be a great selling feature!!! Could you imagine if I used such items in my future listings . I would definitely make a name for myself
Sep 24, 10:53 pm
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