I posted my 100th 'Tale from the Porn Store' this week.

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I posted my 100th 'Tale from the Porn Store' this week.

Gary Gary
*Warning* Shameless self promotion!

In case some of you didn't know, when I am not working for EF as your friendly neighborhood Review Program manager, I have another job working in a Porn Store here in Philadelphia. I basically only work weekends now, but I have been working there since the beginning of 2002. It's an entertaining job to say the least.

For years now I have been writing crazy stories about the customers, crazies, and homeless people that come in, mixed in with a lot of highly imaginative speculation, humorous rants, and real events that can sometimes be unbelievable. So this week I have finally written and posted my 100th tale (or the book, as I keep joking as the collection clocks in around 100,000 words).

So anyway, I guess I will just toot my horn once or twice here and if you want to check it out, I am sure will have the absolute best time of your entire life!




Tales from the Porn Store: #100 – Training Day This tale is about the series of events that led up to me getting the job, and my very first day working at the Porn Store.

08/20/2010
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Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
What a neat looking store! Congo-Ratz on reaching the 100 mark!!!
08/20/2010
Victoria Victoria
Gary, you already know how proud I am of you! Over 100,000 words is much more than many books -and a major accomplishment! I applaud your ability to find the humor in so many sucky situations!!!
08/20/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Victoria
Gary, you already know how proud I am of you! Over 100,000 words is much more than many books -and a major accomplishment! I applaud your ability to find the humor in so many sucky situations!!!
Thanks! Usually the worst situations make the funniest stories.
08/20/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
What a neat looking store! Congo-Ratz on reaching the 100 mark!!!
Damn Gary! I can't imagine going back to work for a place that might have cost me 5 years of my life AND ended up giving me a criminal record! Sounds like this store was a better fit anyhow and the stories about working there are frickin amazing. I think you got the better end of the deal.
08/20/2010
NuMe NuMe
Very cool! Congratulations!!!
08/20/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
That was a great post. I'm going to have to find the time to read through the other 99. What exactly was the raid at the CD store about if you don't mind answering.
08/20/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Great post! Congrats on hitting the 100 mark
08/20/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Jul!a
That was a great post. I'm going to have to find the time to read through the other 99. What exactly was the raid at the CD store about if you don't mind answering.
Thanks! No it's cool... the store carried 'Imports' or Bootlegs of Live Recordings. It's pretty crazy, everyone who worked at the stores got arrested and charged with as much as possible. The store owner was not arrested, and when he did 'turn himself in' for a warrant, he had very minor charges. Yeah, everyone else returned to work for him, AND he didn't pay for the legal fees or fines of any of the employees. I could write another book about that job.
08/20/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Gary
Thanks! No it's cool... the store carried 'Imports' or Bootlegs of Live Recordings. It's pretty crazy, everyone who worked at the stores got arrested and charged with as much as possible. The store owner was not arrested, and when he ...
You should, I would so read it. I can't believe everybody else went back. I woulda run as far away from that shit as I could have.
08/20/2010
Kindred Kindred
Great story. If a book doesn't work out, maybe you could turn it into a late night cable series.
08/20/2010
Sammi Sammi
That's a tremendous accomplishment - congratulations!

All of the ones I have read are so funny
08/20/2010
kck kck
Congratulations, Gary! That's a great feat
If only I were as prolific on my own blog...
08/20/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Congratulations.
You have a great view on life in the store. (and in general) I always enjoy reading you stories. Maybe you should write a book, I know it would sell.
08/20/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Kindred
Great story. If a book doesn't work out, maybe you could turn it into a late night cable series.
Ha, that would be funny!
08/23/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Congratulations.
You have a great view on life in the store. (and in general) I always enjoy reading you stories. Maybe you should write a book, I know it would sell.
I definitely have enough for a book, so that would be awesome!
08/23/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Congrats on your 100th post! Please get published so that I can buy your book, send it to you for an autograph, and then brag about it to all my friends
08/23/2010
LambChop LambChop
Congrats! Adventures in Living...gotta' love 'em!
My daughter worked at a porn/toy store...always a story to tell!
08/25/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by LambChop
Congrats! Adventures in Living...gotta' love 'em!
My daughter worked at a porn/toy store...always a story to tell!
Thanks... oh, I am sorry to hear your daughter worked at one, at least she survived!
08/26/2010
Sera Sera
Congratulations!
09/03/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
Wow, interesting experiences! There is no shame in self promoting! Congrats!
09/03/2010
Gary Gary
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Originally posted by Naughty Student
Wow, interesting experiences! There is no shame in self promoting! Congrats!
Thank you! (I figured that since I don't shamelessly promote very often it would be ok with all of you)
09/09/2010
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