#April Fools - 4th Annual April Fools Review Rumble WINNER

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#April Fools - 4th Annual April Fools Review Rumble WINNER

Carrie Ann Carrie Ann


Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's Rumble

The voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!

Are you on the edge of your seats yet? Here goes! *sound the trumpets*

The winner is...

Mr Willy with his review of the anal monstrosity, The Triple Ripple Destoryer!



Run for your lives! Protect your orifices! Call up King Kong and see if maybe he's up to the challenge!

Seriously, though...

Congrats, Mr Willy! And a huge thank you to the rest of the participants. This is one of our favorite things to do every year and you made it yet another big success. Thank you, thank you, thank you!

Let's all give Mr Willy a big round of applause and get those thinking caps on for next year, eh?
04/05/2013
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spiced spiced
Way to go, Mr. Willy — congratulations. Truly awesome — both your review and the toy! Too bad it doesn't actually exist. I know a few people who totally deserve this!
04/05/2013
Chastity Darling Chastity Darling
CONGRATULATIONS!!!! Loved reading your review . You totally deserved this one!!!
04/05/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Congrats MrWilly! Well deserved!
04/05/2013
ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
Congratulations MrWilly! I think the prize should be a Triple Ripple Destroyer, delivered to your front yard!
04/05/2013
MrWill MrWill
Thank you everyone!!! I didn't feel like I would win when I wrote it but I thought what the hell, I'll give it a shot. I'm glad someone encouraged me to try! ;-)
04/05/2013
Kindred Kindred
Congratulations!
04/05/2013
js250 js250
Huge Congrats!!! You went above and beyond on your review!! It was absolutely hilarious!!!
04/05/2013
KinkyKatieJames KinkyKatieJames
Congrats! Well-deserved!
04/05/2013
surreptitious surreptitious
Congratulations on the win! You most definitely got a well-deserved chuckle out of me.
04/05/2013
Sammi Sammi
Congratulations!!
04/05/2013
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Congrats Mr. Willy!
04/05/2013
Kitka Kitka
Congratulations Mr. Willy!
04/05/2013
Virgingasms Virgingasms
Congrats, Mr. Willy! Those pictures still make me laugh!
04/06/2013
mjtheprincess mjtheprincess
wohoooO! way to go Mr. Willy!
04/06/2013
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann


Another year, another bunch of hilarious mock reviews, another April Fool's Rumble

The voting was fierce, but only one of you get to lay claim to the winning review... and a year of infamy for having written it!

Are you on ...
LOL Great Job Mr. Willy! I am so terrified of that dildo that I am gonna go shiver in the corner for a bit if that's ok...
04/06/2013
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Congratulations!!!
04/06/2013
Wicked Wahine Wicked Wahine
Congratulations! I'm sure your win is all the sweeter for having had such stiff competition!
04/06/2013
TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
Yay, MrWilly!!!
04/06/2013
MrWill MrWill
I'm so excited that I won! Thank you everyone!
04/06/2013
XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
Congrats!
04/06/2013
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*

Congrats!!!!!
04/07/2013
Pandwhora Pandwhora
Congrats!
04/07/2013
Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
Congratulations!
04/09/2013
rosythorn rosythorn
Great job, very inventive
04/09/2013
MrWill MrWill
Thanks again everyone! I really didn't think I stood a chance at first!
04/11/2013
.kaycat .kaycat
Congrats!! That's so funnny!
04/11/2013
TheHardOne TheHardOne
Nice job Mr Willy. Loved the post.
04/16/2013
wetone123 wetone123
Great job Mr. Willy! Congratulations!(party )
04/23/2013
laceypanties laceypanties
Hahah! This is great!
Jan 26, 2:01 am
Total posts: 30
Unique posters: 28