#AprilFools - Plunger Probe

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#AprilFools - Plunger Probe

PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Take The Plunge!


PROS
- Discreet
- Multi-functional
- Suction Cup Base

CONS
- Hard To Clean
- Splinters

USE
Plunger Probe from My Bathroom is a discreet probe that is designed mainly for anal use, but can be used in a variety of ways.

Designed to allow your bathroom visit to be an all-in-one experience, you can now do your business, unclog the toilet, and experience stimulating anal play without leaving the comforts of your throne room! This probe is 100% anal safe thanks to the large base at the bottom of the toy. The base not only takes the fear out of this toy accidentally getting lost inside the depths of your bowels, but it also has great suction to it! Attach it to the floor, the wall, or inside your shower for an amazing hands-free experience!

Ladies interested in vaginal penetration, never fear! Plunger Probe works fine for that as well! Though it doesn't have a G-spot curve to it, it still provides that great thrusting feeling you love so much. Do use caution to not thrust too hard or bounce too fiercely onto it. The rigid material could bruise your cervix and cause discomfort. Always make sure to use a condom over the end of this one. Even if it hasn't been used anally (at least to your knowledge) it's still better to play it safe than sorry!

Couples can also enjoy the great qualities of this toy, though it might be a little difficult to bring it up to your partner at first. Not everyone is interested in this type of kink. Suggest at your own discretion.

Unlike a lot of toys, this one should remain in the bathroom at all times. Bringing it into the bedroom might result in soiled bed sheets and the immediate need to launder the bedding and consider shopping for a new mattress. Thanks to the great discreet look, it blends right in with your other bathroom necessities and would work fine for those that have roommates. Your secret is safe unless you discover that there are as many Plunger Probes in your bathroom as there are people.

Material/Texture
Plunger Prob is available in two material types; Plastic and Wood, but both have the same rubber base to it. The plastic has a little bend do it, but the wood is totally solid. I chose wood since I prefer something nice and solid in my booty.

The wooden Plunger Probe is a nice tan color, so worrying about this probe discoloring from use is very unlikely and if it were to happen, would probably go unnoticed. The material is rigid and has no give to it, but there are some issues with it also. The material might be a bit much for a beginner especially since the texture is called 'Splinter'. The splinters are frequently an issue with those who use this without a condom, but for those who appreciate some sort of pain in their play, the texture could be stimulating. Unfortunately, My Bathroom won't be held liable for any injury caused from the insertable area splintering in your ass.

Design/Shape/Size
This discreet probe is sized just right. It fits comfortably next to your toilet and will often be overlooked. It has a large, circular base on the bottom, and the wooden probe sticking up from it. Because of the shape, it's not at all a travel friendly option. While no one would think you were carrying around your BFF (butt friend forever), they might wonder why your plunger was buckled into the front seat of your car, or sticking out a considerable amount from your purse (unless you're Mary Poppins, then I guess you're all set!).

The only marking on the probe that really give it away, are the product name and company name written on the side. Since this toy isn't very smooth, the company came up with the brilliant idea of allowing you to choose whether or not you want to make the toy more discreet by giving it a good sanding (sandpaper not included). Once the words have been sanded off, no one will ever know the true nature of this product.


While anal beginners might find a diameter of 3/4" to be a little large at first, it's truly the length of the probe that gets everyone talking! The full length is 20" with an insertable length of 16 1/2". There are other sizes available from this company, but they only go up in size from there. The base itself is 5 1/4" in diameter, giving the user no concern about accidental slippage. The rounded tip helps with insertion and the straight design makes it comfortable and easy to use.

Performance
Plunger Probe works great in so many different ways! It remains attached to the wall for long periods of time which is great for your extended sessions. No only that, but for those super fiber filled days, the suction cup end of this toy is amazing at unclogging stubborn poo. A toy that also helps with tedious daily tasks? Can you ask for a better product?

Care/Maintenance
Caring for your Plunger Probe is a little but of a hassle. It's best to clean this beast in the tub/shower since it doesn't fit inside the sink very well. Using antibacterial soap and warm water while wearing a pair of surgical gloves is a great idea. It's best to wipe this one down with a washcloth since the material is sometimes difficult to clean well. Always make sure to give it a good scrub before use as well. You never know who may have discovered your amazing toy while relieving themselves!

The wood material is compatible with all types of lubricant, but be aware, since there isn't a good coat over the wood, it absorbs the lubricant quickly. It's easy to go through entire bottles of lube each time you use it.

Storing this product couldn't get any easier! Once the probe is cleaned, simply stick it next to your toilet; allowing it to blend in with its surrounding.

Experience
I'm a busy person, I don't like to travel from one room of my house to the next in order to receive pleasure. After several horrible attempts at disguising my favorite adult toys as bathroom accessories, I chose to grab Plunger Probe and see if I would have more success with that.

Everyone that came over commented on my great new plunger and were impressed with how well it was able to remove their embarrassing leftovers from the toilet. I smiled and did the best I could not to laugh. I wonder what they all would have thought had they known my true reason for purchasing my new bathroom buddy.
03/29/2013
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MrWill MrWill
Bahahahahahahahaahahah

This is epic for reasons.
03/29/2013
Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
This made me laugh and shudder all at the same time!
03/29/2013
shelberlynn shelberlynn
So far, this is my favorite. What colors does the plastic model come in?
03/29/2013
Incendiaire Incendiaire
Now that's a suction cup you can have faith in.
03/30/2013
Adnerbmw Adnerbmw
I love the pros and cons. I really like the safety of the large base so that it wont get lost in the depths. very good
03/30/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by shelberlynn
So far, this is my favorite. What colors does the plastic model come in?
Unfortunately, the plastic model is only available in black and white, and I would advise against purchasing the latter.
03/30/2013
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
Take The Plunge!


PROS
- Discreet
- Multi-functional
- Suction Cup Base

CONS
- Hard To Clean
- Splinters

USE
Plunger Probe from My Bathroom is a discreet probe that is ...
Reminds me of my Louisville Slugger "plug"!!!
03/30/2013
XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
Take The Plunge!


PROS
- Discreet
- Multi-functional
- Suction Cup Base

CONS
- Hard To Clean
- Splinters

USE
Plunger Probe from My Bathroom is a discreet probe that is ...
Cute review! I won't have time to finish mine, but I look forward to all the entries!
04/01/2013
TJtheMadHatter TJtheMadHatter
That suction cup base has me sold!!! lol Awesome!
04/01/2013
MrWill MrWill
I feel I can divulge my reasons now: I've stuck a plunger handle in my ass before. Yup. I went there. lol
04/01/2013
ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
Quote:
Originally posted by MrWill
I feel I can divulge my reasons now: I've stuck a plunger handle in my ass before. Yup. I went there. lol
Some things should not be admitted. Even on a sex toy site! LOL!

(P.S. I'm sure I've admitted worse than that somewhere on this site).
04/01/2013
PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
Omg being in the cam world I just shuddered at the thought of someone using this. I have seen so much in the past years. This was cute.
04/01/2013
ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
Thanks for the great review! What a useful (in more than one way) item. I'm just wondering, does it work suctioned to the shower wall? And you didn't mention if it has any taste. Also, are you aware of any lubes that come in gallon bottles? If so, please message me. I'll be in My Bathroom but I will have my iPad with me. Very EU review!! Thanks again.
04/01/2013
Bme Bme
Very funny. TY
04/02/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Quote:
Originally posted by ImaGodiva
Thanks for the great review! What a useful (in more than one way) item. I'm just wondering, does it work suctioned to the shower wall? And you didn't mention if it has any taste. Also, are you aware of any lubes that come in gallon bottles? ...
Haha! My photos show it suctioned to the shower wall, it's a good, strong hold. As far as taste, while you might think I'm a little on the kinky side, I didn't venture into those territories! As far as lube by the gallon, I would strongly suggest trying this one out it comes in 55 gallon size, but it's the best I've used for my Plunger Probe. I just keep it in my shed and get a small cup full at a time. Thanks for taking the time to read!
04/02/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Follow-up commentary
Though I only wrote my review a few days ago, I've had Plungie (what I have nicknamed my dear friend) for quite a while. Unfortunately, last night, it got into a horrible accident! After my husband got home from work, he rushed to the bathroom with his 'I have to go' face on. I could hear the moaning and grunting and became rather concerned. A flush of the toilet proved what I was dreading; my Plunger Probe was coming out to swim in the swamp! After what seemed like forever, I heard my husband call down, "Baby, we need a new plunger!". My heart sank. I rushed up stairs to see that the base of my lovely toy, had snapped in half at the bottom of the handle and was swimming in the murky mess that my husband left. Trying to hold it together, I grabbed the handle from him and simply nodded. I leaned the handle against the inside of my bathroom closet, and we left to go shopping for a new plunger. Though I felt a tear escape from my eye thinking about my poor friend, drowning in that mess, I knew we'd find a good one to replace it.

Introducing The Stainless Steel Plunger With Lid:


My face brightened at the site! No splinters? No chance of it snapping at the base? And even better...TEMPERATURE PLAY!! While I was brokenhearted at first, I have accepted what happened to Plungie, though I can't say I have no other uses for the handle that's now tucked under my mattress!

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04/02/2013
bayosgirl bayosgirl
LMAO. Gross and funny all at the same time.
04/02/2013
ImaGodiva ImaGodiva
Thanks for the follow up! I just love the adjustable base on that deluxe stainless steel model! And those nipple versions, hot hot hot! I can't locate the plumbing section on EF, so note to self: visit hardware store immediately. Before your very thorough review I had been curious about these items but your great info has convinced me that I need them. Thanks a lot!
04/02/2013
gorgeous gorgeous
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
Haha! My photos show it suctioned to the shower wall, it's a good, strong hold. As far as taste, while you might think I'm a little on the kinky side, I didn't venture into those territories! As far as lube by the gallon, I would ...
wow. thats a lot of lube!
04/02/2013
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by PropertyOfPotter
Haha! My photos show it suctioned to the shower wall, it's a good, strong hold. As far as taste, while you might think I'm a little on the kinky side, I didn't venture into those territories! As far as lube by the gallon, I would ...
You know it's good lube when they sell it by the gallon! Excellent review, amazing pictures, disgusting product materials!
04/02/2013
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*

OMG this totally made me laugh way to go PoP
04/02/2013
TJax TJax
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie Ann
This made me laugh and shudder all at the same time!
That was my reaction too.
04/03/2013
rosythorn rosythorn
Ohh creepy and funny and the same time.
04/04/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
Thank you all so much! This was a lot of fun!
04/05/2013
jennifur77 jennifur77
My mother used to keep hers in the shower (WHY?) and I slipped and it almost went in me one night when my shower wasn't working and I had to go use hers. This is hilarious
04/05/2013
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Unique posters: 19