Looking for a firm, extended-wear anal plug that puts you in mind of the great outdoors while in the comfort of your own home, plugged in to AC power? The Small Bonfire Decorative Lamp offers a great teardrop shape for easy insertion, and a very stimulating warming sensation.
Teardrop shape for easy insertion, secure base, wall-powered
If you're not into temperature play, this isn't the plug for you!
AzMyArch's Small Bonfire Kit Decorative Lamp is an innovative anal plug---but it's about time someone developed a plug for this, shall we say, niche! For those who are frustrated by replacing batteries or your rechargeables dying just when you need them most, the wall power of this plug will never let you down. But if you crave the outdoors while you're stimulating your insides inside, never fear! The rustic campfire-design of the plug slips inside easily as it reminds you of late September bonfires, and the flared, timber-textured base will securely anchor the plug outside you as you fondly think back on firewood split for marshmallow roasts.
The Small Bonfire Decorative Lamp is actually an excellent play party toy---roast marshmallows over a space heater while each of your guests warms themselves by their own personal "fire"... you're sure to have a night to remember!
MATERIAL AND TEXTURE
The Small Bonfire Decorative Lamp is made of glass---this is not the durable borosilicate glass that sex toys are usually constructed of. No, this is simple fragile glass, so remind your sphincter to take it easy as it slips in. Though you may outfit your lamp with a frosted bulb for a more muted light, the "tongue" of fire itself is quite smooth, so it should slip in easily with just a bit of lubricant.
The secure base is actually made of dowel rods---sand them down to avoid splinters! The dowel rods will never be inserted, so this is not critical.
DESIGN, SHAPE, and SIZE
Mimicking a bonfire, the Decorative Lamp is composed of a teardrop-shaped transparent orange glass dome, which contains a small lamp lightbulb. The taper of the glass is quite pleasant, allowing you to slide gracefully from tip to bulge, and then down to the comfortable neck. Assuming you don't need to stray more than 6 feet from your wall outlet, this plug should be quite comfortable for extended wear. The dowel rod logs mesh nicely with your anatomy to avoid chafing (although the plug cannot be worn with clothes on due to the cord).
The dome is roughly fist-sized, so this plug is not recommended for beginners.
PERFORMANCE AND CONTROLS
Plugged directly into the wall, and modulated by a simple on-off switch on the cord, you'll never be left guessing as to how to operate your Bonfire. Leave the flint in the Emergency Kit, this flame runs on the grid!
The working element of this plug is a 20W bulb, which generates enough light to read by if you should ever choose to remove this lovely plug from where the sun doesn't shine. It also generates quite a bit of heat, so be sure to have that other handy camp essential, aloe vera, on hand!
CARE AND MAINTENANCE
Glass is extremely simple to keep clean---simply wipe the Decorative Bonfire down with a damp bleach rag for a thorough cleaning.
When the 20W bulb dies you can replace it with another from your local hardware store. The dowel rods can also be replaced for minimal cost should they ever become unappetizing.
When not in use, you can store your Decorative Bonfire on the coffee table. Guests will marvel at your multi-purpose accessory!
I only have one thing to say:
Hot damn! That was a bright idea!