Pros: Lots of stimulation. Waterproof.
Cons: Can be a nuisance during blow jobs
If you like your orgasms grander, this cock ring's sure to get your gander. With strong vibrations and a little goose action for all, how could you go wrong?
The Big Goose Cock Noose by Wet Willy toys is ideal for couples who want the maximum stimulation from a cock ring. It's high-flying design allows for stimulation of the clitoris and both partner's anuses, while the honking sound effects help lend a unique ambience to the bedroom.
Some men might be a bit intimidated by the height of the ring, but with enough lube anyone should be able to get it on.
Material / Texture:
Made of TPR, the Goose Noose has a very soft texture and doesn't contain any nickel, latex, phthalates, or other stuff that could disagree with your body. It's pretty stretchy and has a bit of an odor which we haven't been able to place yet, but it's really not that bad. It tastes like chicken.
The mini bullet vibe and the goose's bill are both made of smooth body-safe plastic that also contains no bad stuff and has no odor whatsoever. They don't taste like chicken or anything else.
Design / Shape / Size:
The design of this toy is just brilliant. The ring itself stretches to 2-1/2" diameter and it's a full inch tall so it covers more of your cock than most rings do. It's pretty tight too, so if that doesn't maintain your erection, nothing will.
From the front of this ring extends a small replica of a goose’s head, with a vibration unit inside, and the bill is positioned perfectly to pleasure your gal's clit. From the back of the ring there's a graceful curve of TPR that we can only assume is supposed to be tail feathers, which cups your balls and massages your anus when in use. There are also two wiggly little legs with webbed ticklers that will do the same for your gal's backside.
We'll admit it looks a bit strange. As a matter of fact, when you have it on it looks like you're wearing a small pool flotation device on your cock. So for storage and travel, we suggest putting this toy in at least two bags and hiding it where nobody will ever see it. Ever.
Functions / Performance / Controls:
This cock ring runs on three watch batteries, which are already in the toy when you get it. To get to them, give a good tug and the plastic bill will pop right off so you can slide the batteries in the head, and then snap the bill back in place. To turn the toy on, just wring its neck.
The single-speed vibrations are really intense and can be felt in both peckers (yours and the toy's). But the real treat comes when you thrust. Every time that little bill taps your gal's bliss button, you hear a terrific honking sound. If you get the right rhythms going, it can be downright musical.
To turn the toy off, just wring its neck again.
Of course the Big Goose Cock Noose performs great in the bath or the pond, so no worries there.
Care and Maintenance:
To clean your Big Goose, just scrub it with some soap and water or a toy cleaner and wipe it dry. The bullet is waterproof, so you can just leave that in there when you do. Since it's impossible to sterilize it, we wouldn't suggest sharing it with multiple partners unless... well if you can get a condom over this thing more power to you.
As for lubes, you can use silicone or water-based lubes, but you shouldn't use any oils. Especially cooking oils.
This cock ring passes with flying colors in my book. It squeezes, it pleases, and I found out that if I bounce up and down when I'm wearing it it will honk. Now if that don't get your gal in the mood, nothing will.
I'm not sure what to say about this toy. It was great during sex, but Alan likes to wear cock rings sometimes when I give him a blowjob, and that's where this toy fails for me. Do you have any idea how hard it is to give a blowjob with a rubber goose staring at you and honking every time your nose hits its bill?