The Leaf Blower
The leaf blower is perfect for that after sex sensation. It blows harder than the average slut. If you find yourself all hot, sweaty, and dripping after hours of mind blowing sex, I highly recommend you add this to your toy collection. It is best used outside, though, unless you want to know what New Orleans looked like after Hurricane Katrina in your bedroom.
The leaf blower is made from lots of plastic. The manufacturers went plastic happy and now we are probably in danger of a low supply of it. It happens. It's got a handle on it so that it is easy to just grab and go. To run, it requires being plugged into an outlet. Plugging it into your partner is not going to work unless you're doing some kind of fucked up potato and light bulb experiment with a horny partner and a leaf blower. You probably just visualized that, didn't you? Pervert.
I wouldn't suggest using it inside because it is extremely noisy. Unless you want your kids to nonchalantly say to their friends when they ask what that noise is that "it's alright. Dad's just blowing mom again." It's totally discreet and the neighbors will think that you just have a recurring problem of leaves in your yard, though they cannot understand why since you do not have a tree on your property.
Oh, and it has a nifty sucking function on it too. It sucks harder than a two dollar whore. It is not for the feint of heart, so be warned. It's super duper oober hardcore and for the super uber advanced players. Beginners be warned.
The leaf blower is perfect for that after sex sensation. It blows harder than the average slut. If you find yourself all hot, sweaty, and dripping after hours of mind blowing sex, I highly recommend you add this to your toy collection. It is best used outside, though, unless you want to know what New Orleans looked like after Hurricane Katrina in your bedroom.
The leaf blower is made from lots of plastic. The manufacturers went plastic happy and now we are probably in danger of a low supply of it. It happens. It's got a handle on it so that it is easy to just grab and go. To run, it requires being plugged into an outlet. Plugging it into your partner is not going to work unless you're doing some kind of fucked up potato and light bulb experiment with a horny partner and a leaf blower. You probably just visualized that, didn't you? Pervert.
I wouldn't suggest using it inside because it is extremely noisy. Unless you want your kids to nonchalantly say to their friends when they ask what that noise is that "it's alright. Dad's just blowing mom again." It's totally discreet and the neighbors will think that you just have a recurring problem of leaves in your yard, though they cannot understand why since you do not have a tree on your property.
Oh, and it has a nifty sucking function on it too. It sucks harder than a two dollar whore. It is not for the feint of heart, so be warned. It's super duper oober hardcore and for the super uber advanced players. Beginners be warned.
