I love mice. In all shapes, colors and sizes (nom nom). My master and mistress haz some that looks like little mices but I think they iz bunnies. But my mistress she screams when she uzes them, so they must be mice. They don't do much for me.
But one day I'm lolling in the sun on the floor in my favorite spot. I sees out of the corner of my eye the cutest little white mouse come creeping across the floor. He had the biggest ears and whiskers! I layz really still till he getz close and I swat him with my paw and pull him close.
Hez all trembly, and vibrating. He makez me feel good and purr. Soon I realize - I has orgazm! Hez the best little toy.
Hez eazy to clean. I lick him off and hez good to go.
I thought my mistress would like him instead of hers mice, so I shared him with her. She screamed much when I haz put him on her pillow.
I think she haz broken him.
I needz a new one of theze. This one he may have been cheap, and didn't last long.
Pros: He iz eazy to catch. I haz orgazms.
Cons: He iz broke.
But one day I'm lolling in the sun on the floor in my favorite spot. I sees out of the corner of my eye the cutest little white mouse come creeping across the floor. He had the biggest ears and whiskers! I layz really still till he getz close and I swat him with my paw and pull him close.
Hez all trembly, and vibrating. He makez me feel good and purr. Soon I realize - I has orgazm! Hez the best little toy.
Hez eazy to clean. I lick him off and hez good to go.
I thought my mistress would like him instead of hers mice, so I shared him with her. She screamed much when I haz put him on her pillow.
I think she haz broken him.
I needz a new one of theze. This one he may have been cheap, and didn't last long.
Pros: He iz eazy to catch. I haz orgazms.
Cons: He iz broke.
