#AprilFools - I Can Haz Orgazms!

Sammi Sammi
I love mice. In all shapes, colors and sizes (nom nom). My master and mistress haz some that looks like little mices but I think they iz bunnies. But my mistress she screams when she uzes them, so they must be mice. They don't do much for me.

But one day I'm lolling in the sun on the floor in my favorite spot. I sees out of the corner of my eye the cutest little white mouse come creeping across the floor. He had the biggest ears and whiskers! I layz really still till he getz close and I swat him with my paw and pull him close.

Hez all trembly, and vibrating. He makez me feel good and purr. Soon I realize - I has orgazm! Hez the best little toy.
Hez eazy to clean. I lick him off and hez good to go.

I thought my mistress would like him instead of hers mice, so I shared him with her. She screamed much when I haz put him on her pillow.

I think she haz broken him.

I needz a new one of theze. This one he may have been cheap, and didn't last long.


Pros: He iz eazy to catch. I haz orgazms.
Cons: He iz broke.
04/01/2010
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MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Great review! This reminded me of lolcats
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
Good review. But how did your Master use HIS mouse, hm?
04/01/2010
Sundae Sundae
I can haz vibe?
04/01/2010
NuMe NuMe
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Originally posted by Sundae
LOL Sundae!!!! Where did you find that?


Great review Sammi!
04/01/2010
Sammi Sammi
Thanks guys!

Sundae, that picture is hysterical!
04/01/2010
Sundae Sundae
Haha I just knew I'd see a few lolcats with a sex toy theme, so thought Sammi's review would be an appropriate place to post one as everyone loves cats...right?
04/01/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Lolgasms?
04/01/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
That was way too cute!
04/01/2010
00 00
tee-hee-hee. LOL. Couldn't be a complete day without at least one LOL cat.
04/02/2010
jewgasm jewgasm
lolcats have never been the same for me ever since I saw this picture of a MALE cat spread eagle
04/02/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
LOL!
04/02/2010
SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
Now we all know what our little pussy cats think!

lol, Great Sammi!
04/02/2010
Gary Gary
My cat read this review with me. We both enjoyed it
04/02/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
I was about halfway through before I really realized it was a cat, amazing!
04/02/2010
Victoria Victoria
This was awesome!
04/02/2010
The Giveaway Diva The Giveaway Diva
this is the funniest one that i have read so far!
05/02/2010
Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by The Giveaway Diva
this is the funniest one that i have read so far!
Thank you!
05/02/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I love mice. In all shapes, colors and sizes (nom nom). My master and mistress haz some that looks like little mices but I think they iz bunnies. But my mistress she screams when she uzes them, so they must be mice. They don't do much for ... More
Hiliarous! (I wasn't here yet on April Fool's Day, so I just saw this.) Funniest ever.

Quote: Cons: He iz broke.

Answer: Hiz needs cheezburger!
06/29/2010
Zeracan Zeracan
Yes, yes you can haz cheezburger.
10/11/2010
Lonewolf Lonewolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Sammi
I love mice. In all shapes, colors and sizes (nom nom). My master and mistress haz some that looks like little mices but I think they iz bunnies. But my mistress she screams when she uzes them, so they must be mice. They don't do much for ... More
Definitely a lolgasm.
10/11/2010
Sapphire Pet Sapphire Pet
OK That was great!!! Very creative!! I give it an Extremely Useful!!!!
10/21/2010
hjtee hjtee
Hilarious.
He iz broke.
03/20/2011
phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
Very funny!!
03/25/2011
LilLostLenore LilLostLenore
lol funny
10/07/2011
arewehavingfun? arewehavingfun?
So creative!!
10/11/2011
Miss Voluptuous Miss Voluptuous
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
Lolgasms?
Yes.
10/11/2011
geliebt geliebt
Lolcats should write all the reviews...
10/28/2011
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
There should be a forum strictly for lolcat conversations lol
11/02/2011
Jul!a Jul!a
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Originally posted by Lickable Lollie
There should be a forum strictly for lolcat conversations lol
Like this one?
11/02/2011
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