#AprilFools - Invisi-Vibe

Bignuf Bignuf
Using the latest in stealth technology, EF is proud to present the Invisi-vibe. You can touch it, and REALLY feel it, but you just CANNOT SEE IT.

With defense department cutbacks happening soon, manufacturers of Stealth Technology cannot afford to let those multi billion dollar research findings collect dust on the shelf, so they have looked for other useful areas to apply their Stealth Techology.

While the "Stealth Picnic Table" was a great idea for not spoiling the surroundings and views of the national parks, campers could just not find them, and the big signs they had to use to point to the tables just defeated the whole purpose. However, the Stealth Vibrator is a distinctly useful item. Just think, leave that whole collection of vibes right on your nightstand...no worries about what the kids or visiting grandma will see.

Pesky hotel maids are no longer an issue with Invisi Vibe.

Better yet, you can pleasure yourself, at stoplights, and while stuck in traffic and while those semi drivers will still get a great look, of course, they will think you are the plain old vanilla masturbater they see every day, just using her hand....and probably not waste time looking, rather then thinking you were ready and horny and equipped with a state of the art vibrator (of course, we have A/C, and D/C (Auto Jacks) included).

SO, make sure to order your Invisi-Vibe today. There IS a limited number on hand (only 600 were planned, at $1.26 million each, but then, as with all military spec projects, the "run" was cut to 43 at $129.6 Million each (US dollars, of course). SO...you "well heeled" buyers out there, be sure to get yours...NOW.
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bettle590 bettle590
I lol'd at the picnic tables
08/23/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by bettle590
I lol'd at the picnic tables
Hey, I ended up with bruised knees.
08/26/2012
edenguy edenguy
"Invisi Vibe" haha
09/05/2012
emiliaa emiliaa
Funny, I have one of those, it's called an overactive imagination. ;P
10/18/2012
RememberMe RememberMe
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
Using the latest in stealth technology, EF is proud to present the Invisi-vibe. You can touch it, and REALLY feel it, but you just CANNOT SEE IT.

With defense department cutbacks happening soon, manufacturers of Stealth Technology cannot ... More
Lol.
11/15/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
This is actually really funny because I JUST seen that there is a new, upcoming product named, "Invisi-Vibe" ;. Obviously it isn't invisible though lol.

here is the product page: link
03/01/2013
kawaii-princess kawaii-princess
Quote:
Originally posted by sktb0007
This is actually really funny because I JUST seen that there is a new, upcoming product named, "Invisi-Vibe" ;. Obviously it isn't invisible though lol.

here is the product page: link ... More
hah, punny :]
03/09/2013
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Unique posters: 7