#AprilFools - Little Lassie Got HER Fill!

Sir Sir
so what this review about? this new knife and fork set i got in the mail, thas what! it is theeee best thang ever, dont u kno? made of material, so it can be sterilized, and its got all those pointy edger things on it, good for knive and fork play

so when i got it in the mail, i was all like, "ooMMMMGGGG, MY KNEW NIFE AND FORK SET!" i was sooo excited, my junk got so hard jus thinkin bout it. u ladies know how i am when i get nice, big fork and knive set in da mail, jus makes me so horny. yeah.....lol

ya, anyway, how do u use these things? u kiddin me, rite? u dont know how to use a knife and fork set? well, heres what u got to do: u go make urself a nice, big, huge steak, and you eat it with the knife and fork set, real nice and slow (thas what I did, anyways - but u can eat whatever u want, pork, chicken, veggie stuff for those veggies out there). when u finished eating ur steak or whatever u ate, then u take the knive and fork set to ur lady.

thas rite. take them to ur lady. u say to her, "yo, bitch, how do u like my new knife and fork set?" and she say, "ohh, john, i luv ur new knife and fork set! reminds me of the time when.." (thas when u smack ur lady, 'cause they get all mushy and stuff when u bring out a new set ur going to use on them). then u say, "i gonna use this on u, woman, u like that?"

my lady luved it, she did. i slid the knife into her trouser's and she luved it, she was all screaming and shit. thas a pure sign that she likin what u doin. i said, "shh, baby, is aiight. calm down, i know u like dat." we did some knife play, too, on her back a bit. i made sum nice designs, like little flowers and shit, u kno, the works.

get ur own knife and fork set for just under ten dollars! come on now, u cant go wrong! u know u want to have UR lady screamin!



thas my gurl after i dun with her. dont she jus look beautiful an sweet?
04/01/2010
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Sir Sir
man, im sorry, i forgot to write about how to use the fork. ill have to do a follow-up...
04/01/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
wow...

Where do sporks figure in?
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
wow...

Where do sporks figure in?
those are for them switches - i cud explain, but is a bit difficulty, u know? i jus doing knife and fork here.
04/01/2010
Victoria Victoria
This is some dark humor here, Sir. I would have never thought of knives and forks!
04/01/2010
VieuxCarre VieuxCarre
lulz
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
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Originally posted by Victoria
This is some dark humor here, Sir. I would have never thought of knives and forks!
Sad part is that I've seen things written like this (not the grammar and spelling, I mean what was actually said). Pretty scary. HAHA!
04/01/2010
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
"made of material"

HAHAHAHA
04/01/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
What a pretty picture of your girlfriend! Great review
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
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Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
What a pretty picture of your girlfriend! Great review
thankx, dont she look lik the prettiest? i proud of her gud looks
04/01/2010
SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!

I'm just speechless!! WOW!

Great review!

Oh my, I can't stop laughing!! Just too much
04/01/2010
Gary Gary
Hilarious!
04/01/2010
SydVicious SydVicious
I like how it looks like her bottom lip is missing.. that's hot! LMAO
04/01/2010
Sammi Sammi
Oh, my
04/01/2010
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
thankx, dont she look lik the prettiest? i proud of her gud looks
Yeah, very pretty. Did you try poking her with a spear? Might be the closest thing to a 10-foot pole.
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
Yeah, very pretty. Did you try poking her with a spear? Might be the closest thing to a 10-foot pole.
u makin fun of my gurl? that aint nice, yo. i did poke her with a spear tho...she like that too, jus as much as the knive and fork. she was screamin jus as loud
04/01/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
material is so high quality!! I wish I could afford it!
Great review!
04/02/2010
Jul!a Jul!a
what be nife set made uv?
04/02/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
what be nife set made uv?
made of gud material, the best, didnt u read? can be sterilized, all that gud stuff
04/02/2010
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
u makin fun of my gurl? that aint nice, yo. i did poke her with a spear tho...she like that too, jus as much as the knive and fork. she was screamin jus as loud
I totally understand that.

Tiny Gnome
04/02/2010
Zeracan Zeracan
Part of me wants to laugh, part of me wants to know where I can get my knife and fork set.
10/11/2010
Kim! Kim!
I'm offended by your eating of steak. Please remove this review at once. Thank you.
10/11/2010
Jenni Shelton Jenni Shelton
lol!
09/21/2011
FemmeFlo FemmeFlo
Quote:
Originally posted by Sir
Sad part is that I've seen things written like this (not the grammar and spelling, I mean what was actually said). Pretty scary. HAHA!
I've seen things written like this in terms of grammar and spelling too. I always have to wonder who edited those reviews. Now I know who to blame, Sir.

I hope the person who read this review and was offended by the eating of steak was being sarcastic. Oh, vegans....
11/15/2011
Willow Wand Willow Wand
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Originally posted by El-Jaro
wow...

Where do sporks figure in?
I have a spork-a-phobia...no lie! My kids and husband like to torment me with them. One time I found one on my keyboard with their homework covering it up, I FLIPPED OUT when I moved their papers
11/17/2011
winterseve winterseve
Do it change efectivenes for it to be a shrimp, salad or dinner fork? Doos the extra tynes make it bester?
03/10/2012
underHim underHim
Not what I expected from you when I saw the title, funny though.
03/22/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
I know this is two years old, but I haven't seen it before. Hilarious, Sir.


thas rite. take them to ur lady. u say to her, "yo, bitch, how do u like my new knife and fork set?"
OMG, it reminds me of...... someone.....
03/22/2012
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