#AprilFools - MANTATO: Potatoes For Men

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Summary: Baked, boiled, fried or mashed, these are Mantatoes! Boob shaped potatoes made just for men, add a bit of foreplay to your man’s next meal.

Pros: Edible, Delicious, Versatile

Cons: Hard to find!

Review: The Mantato comes in a 5,10 or 20 pound bag that is purchased at the grocery store. You may also find these in your garden if you grow potatoes at home. The price will vary as will the odds of one being found in your bag. These seem to be very hard-to-find items, but when you do run across one, it will make that meal oh, so much more satisfying!

Place yours in the microwave for approx. 5 minutes, plate and drizzle with butter and sour cream. You may also boil and mash, fry or deep fry slices for home fries, however, this will destroy the shape and intention of the Mantato.

These are great hints for what is to come later, letting your man know you are in the mood. I like to fill him up on the Mantato since it assures me he will have long lasting stamina later after being well fed.

The Mantato needs to be kept in a cool, dark place to avoid growing sprouts and to prevent rotting. Please wash prior to using to remove all dirt and residues on the surface. Vegan friendly, very recyclable and great for everyone. After all, it is just a …..

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js250 js250
OMG!! I did it!!
04/01/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
Haha... and I thought it was going to be a variation of this news story (likely urban legend) that has been trending on Twitter lately link
04/02/2012
Beck Beck
LOL too funny! Great job, js250.
04/02/2012
Kindred Kindred
Is it anal safe? Thanks for the review!
04/02/2012
js250 js250
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Originally posted by Kindred
Is it anal safe? Thanks for the review!
Is that how they are baked, nowadays?? LOL....Ummm....sure, makes a great plug, just put one boob in!!
04/02/2012
js250 js250
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Originally posted by Silverdrop
Haha... and I thought it was going to be a variation of this news story (likely urban legend) that has been trending on Twitter lately link ... More
I don't have twitter, but did have in interesting potato!!
04/02/2012
FruityCloudPuff FruityCloudPuff
That's hilarious. XD
04/02/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
Cute 'taters there... Heeheeheehee
04/02/2012
js250 js250
Thanks, found these in a bag right before April1....couldn't help myself. I was in total hysterics, had them in a bra and everything waiting for hubby to notice. Finally I put the dressed up raw potatoes on his plate and said they were dinner. He cracked up big time!!!
04/02/2012
curious kitten curious kitten
Best looking tater I've ever seen. Great job with your April Fool's review. This is my first April Fool's with EF and I am enjoying these so much. When I read the reviews, they are to help me decide if something is for me or not. But these are so much fun. Thank you for the laughs.
04/02/2012
Kate Kate
Nice taters another great april fools review that gave me a good chuckle. Thanks for the laugh and good luck in the contest
04/02/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Awesome looking tater, did you eat it yet? If so, what did it taste like?
04/07/2012
Basalt Basalt
Boil to sterilize?
08/30/2012
edenguy edenguy
"Place yours in the microwave for approx. 5 minutes"
09/06/2012
kawaii-princess kawaii-princess
Quote:
Originally posted by js250
Summary: Baked, boiled, fried or mashed, these are Mantatoes! Boob shaped potatoes made just for men, add a bit of foreplay to your man’s next meal.

Pros: Edible, Delicious, Versatile

Cons: Hard to find!

Review: The Mantato ... More
It's perfect.
09/08/2012
MJ7 MJ7
mmm sounds yummy
09/26/2012
Khroma Khroma
amazing.
11/26/2012
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