#AprilFools - My new dildo, the Icicle 3.0

ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
You asked for it so here it is. Hope you like.



Icicle 3.0



Oh my god, look at my newest toy! This new dildo is made by Father Nature and comes in many shapes and sizes. You can get the small version for beginners, or my favorite, the extra large! Ahhh

I cannot tell you how much I love these new dildos/probes; I mean really, if you like the cold, hard materials, these just cannot be beat. In addition, the texture, oh god, each one is different and unique. Some are smooth, some have a ribbed texture and some even have multiple tips, ya know, like a French tickler.

I find they are best used in the bathtub, due to the melting aspect of icicles. Of course, if you have a waterbed, you can just take of the bed coverings and go at it that way or just place a tarp on the floor. Furthermore, I recommend getting a few of them so when one melts you can continue the fun with a new one.

Another nice thing is the “Green” aspect of toys made from ice. They are formed by melting snow that freezes as it drips from the gutters. This is a renewable material and every year I can get as many as I want, as long as the weather is right.

If you want, you can use lube but I have never found the need. When my ass is frozen, I cannot feel anything but the cold hard texture gliding in and out of my ass, so I have no idea if lube is needed. I guess some may be needed to start, you don’t want your new toy to stick to you like a tongue to a metal pole but after that, none should be needed.

With most toys that have a heavy texture, they can get to be a little uncomfortable, not with ice. They get smoother as they melt so you can thrust faster and faster until it has melted (that’s the reason to get more than one) or you have that AWESOMELY cold orgasm.

Nothing better than frozen cum from a frozen prostate! Hell, even my pre cum looks like melting ice.

I also like to make an ice stroker using an old coffee can and a wooden dowel that is just a bit smaller than my cock. That coupled with the Icicle in my ass gives me such incredible pleasure; I just shiver with pure orgasmic bliss.

Those that live in the northern cold climates can find them hanging from most gutters. For the southern folks you can make your own in your icebox. I highly recommend these toys to everyone that likes freezing cold temperature play.
12/25/2010
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Illusional Illusional
*giggles!*
12/25/2010
Emily! Emily!
Bahaha!!
12/25/2010
Airekah Airekah
haha, clever.
12/25/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
You girls want to try one don't ya.
12/25/2010
Midway through Midway through
epic. I love this
12/26/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
You asked for it so here it is. Hope you like.



Icicle 3.0



Oh my god, look at my newest toy! This new dildo is made by Father Nature and comes in many shapes and sizes. You can get the small version for beginners, or my ... More
OMG Tim I love you! See? You are so eco friendly it gives new meaning to loving Mother Earth! Sigel wants to know if you could make a sort of penis gun with frozen cum bullets....
12/26/2010
Illusional Illusional
*Waits for it to go on sale*

A dildo this nice is gonna cost me, lol
12/26/2010
DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
I bet this would work really well with the Liberator Throes...

Do they come in different colours?
12/26/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
I bet this would work really well with the Liberator Throes...

Do they come in different colours?
Yup...if you're really hydrated they come in yellow....ewwww gross!
12/26/2010
Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
Yup...if you're really hydrated they come in yellow....ewwww gross!
Lol, ew.
12/26/2010
null null
Wow, I've never seen an icicle dildo that long!
12/26/2010
Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Great review! Wow, these new toys look really neat! I also wish they came in a variety of colors, but the clear ones are still so very beautiful.

I'm still a bit on the fence though and was wondering: How do you clean them? Can they be used with multiple partners? Are they difficult to store?



Ha ha! Loved the frozen cum and the ice stroker!
12/26/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Yikes
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Airen Wolf
OMG Tim I love you! See? You are so eco friendly it gives new meaning to loving Mother Earth! Sigel wants to know if you could make a sort of penis gun with frozen cum bullets....
Combined with the ice striker, Sigel could have his own. Just allow the ice dildo to freeze the prostate while using the stroker, that way his cum would be frozen at time of firing. If he is fast enough he could make past security with no problems.
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Illusional
*Waits for it to go on sale*

A dildo this nice is gonna cost me, lol
Thats the best past, they're free. Since you live in a warmer climate, you will have to make them in the freezer. I recommend using one of these, just to get the hang of it.
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
I bet this would work really well with the Liberator Throes...

Do they come in different colours?
Great idea, I need to go back and edit this review, I never thought about that.

If you make them yourself, you can have any color you wish. You could even add flavor.
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by null
Wow, I've never seen an icicle dildo that long!
Yes, they come pretty long in these parts. That one was on the smaller side.
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Great review! Wow, these new toys look really neat! I also wish they came in a variety of colors, but the clear ones are still so very beautiful.

I'm still a bit on the fence though and was wondering: How do you clean them? Can they ... More
They are self cleaning SS, just leave them in the tub when you are done. Then a quick clean of the tub, which you do any way, and all is good.

Depending on the size storing can be done in your freezer, I just put mine back outside on the porch.

I think due to the temp, they can be safely used with multiple partners. Does bad stuff not freeze too? I also feel they make great double dongs.
12/26/2010
Kindred Kindred
Wishlisted!

(and your expression is priceless!)
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Kindred
Wishlisted!

(and your expression is priceless!)


Oh, I sense a new avatar...
12/26/2010
Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim


Oh, I sense a new avatar...
Do it, NOW!
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by Kindred
Do it, NOW!
Done!
12/26/2010
namelesschaos namelesschaos
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Done!
Brilliant! Thanks for the post holiday laughs.
12/26/2010
Jobthingy Jobthingy
HA HA HA! Awesome.
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by namelesschaos
Brilliant! Thanks for the post holiday laughs.
We all can use some joy after the holiday, eh? Plus it's nice to chill out.
12/26/2010
leatherlover leatherlover
Since I don't live where it is that cold, or with an ice box large enough, do you ship?
12/26/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
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Originally posted by leatherlover
Since I don't live where it is that cold, or with an ice box large enough, do you ship?
Well, I'm not sure. If I could get some dry ice it might be workable, of course you would have to be home when it arrived.
12/26/2010
Illusional Illusional
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Done!
Love it!
12/26/2010
Raggedy Andie Raggedy Andie
lmao! The length is intimidating..
12/26/2010
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