#AprilFools - The ULTIMATE Vibrator. NO Batteries, NO Charger, Power to Spare.

Bignuf Bignuf
The NEW, fully NUCLEAR POWERED "ULTRA-VIBE". Yes, producing three times the average vibrational power of a standard locomotive , but utilizing a micro-nuclear power plant, imbedded deep in it's core, the "ULTRA VIBE" is sure to please even the most demanding users!!!

Just slip this little 7 inch dynamo out of it's six inch thick leaded sleeve, flip the switch and you too can enjoy over 150,000 years of uninterrupted vibrating delight!!! Think of this as the first "multi generational adult toy"!!! Something special to pass on to your great, great, great, great, great, great...etc, grands.

With six speeds, ranging from "insane" to "shake my organs to jelly", you are SURE to find just the right setting for your "intimate fun needs".

At only $12,467,402.00, this gem of an adult toy might indeed be a bit on the "pricy" side, but believe us, it is worth every penny and certainly worth a bit of financial sacrifice, to know you are simply getting the "best".

*please be aware that neither the manufacturer or seller of this item is responsible for ground water contamination, death, birth defects, cancer or flesh burns, to any living organism getting closer then 5000 yards from this device at any time. Purchaser is funny responsible for appropriate licenses from the AEC (Atomic Energy Commission) and Department of Defense. Homeland Security should be notified before each use of this toy. Loss prevention and securing from possible misuse of internal nuclear core is the sole responsibility of the purchaser and the device should be under heavy armed guard 24/7/365. No less then five dozen "special op's guards" are recommended for standard use. Purchaser agrees to secure underground containment for spent nuclear material upon discontinuation of use of this toy. International Atomic Energy Inspection will be allowed at all times by the purchaser. Remember....ENJOY!!!


(I'M JUST POSTING THE "AD". I will let others worry about the "REVIEW" or I will do one at a later date!!! )
03/18/2012
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Jul!a Jul!a
Oh wow, where can I get me one of those!!!
03/19/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
I might actually be able to get off with this. NOW I know where I've been going wrong.

A HazMat suit could add just the right Kink Factor to your experience.
03/22/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Oh wow, where can I get me one of those!!!
SILLY YOU...where else but EF. Of course, you need to wait till the big HOLIDAY GIFT SALE 2467...but it's right around the corner..aways.
03/22/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I might actually be able to get off with this. NOW I know where I've been going wrong.

A HazMat suit could add just the right Kink Factor to your experience.
Oh...hadn't considered that!!!
03/22/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
You haven't lived till you've done it in a fallout shelter to the chittering of a Geiger counter.
03/22/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
I kind of want one of those. No silly charger ports to worry about, just imminent destruction.
04/02/2012
curious kitten curious kitten
I don't know how many more of these I can take. They are all off the charts hillarious. So creative and imaginative. Good luck with the contest.
04/02/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
$12,467,402.00

A pretty penny!

Thanks for writing the hilarious review!
04/07/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
I might actually be able to get off with this. NOW I know where I've been going wrong.

A HazMat suit could add just the right Kink Factor to your experience.
Oh...didn't think of that!!! Thanks. We can add that as part of an ULTIMATE KIT.
05/12/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Stinkytofu10
$12,467,402.00

A pretty penny!

Thanks for writing the hilarious review!
That was the SALE price, of course. EF always has SUCH good sales!!!!
05/12/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Silverdrop
You haven't lived till you've done it in a fallout shelter to the chittering of a Geiger counter.
WOW....you must be one amazingly creative lover!!!!!!
05/12/2012
Bignuf Bignuf
Quote:
Originally posted by Jul!a
Oh wow, where can I get me one of those!!!
Here on EF, I hope. Where else???
05/12/2012
raffi raffi
Quote:
Originally posted by Bignuf
That was the SALE price, of course. EF always has SUCH good sales!!!!
lol totally affordable!
03/14/2013
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