#AprilFools - Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock

Kindred Kindred


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Muppet fetishists rejoice! With the Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock (TME), Sexame Street Toys has finally designed a sex toy to appeal to the child in all of us. Whether you enjoy using it by yourself or with a partner, the TME is sure to please. No one can resist the charms of Elmo. And rumbly vibrations added to a jock strap? Yes, please! Nothing makes me feel sexier than having a monster in my pants.

Material/Texture

The TME is made of soft, plush, polyester faux fur. It has a wonderfully soft feel against the skin and I can’t help but run my fingers all over it, so imagine what it feels like rubbing against your cock and balls. Pure ecstasy! The bright red fur is sure to look flattering on everyone. The only issue is that the fur doesn’t breathe well and can get quite warm. This may be a plus during cooler weather, but results in sweaty balls otherwise. A light dusting of body powder may help to address this issue.

Design/Shape/Size

The TME is basically a vibrator attached to a standard jock strap. The size Small has a 28” waistband that is 1” wide. My waist measures approximately 31” and the Small felt slightly tighter than I prefer. So if you measure in between the sizes, I would definitely recommend going up a size. The front pouch was also a little small but I didn’t mind. It just meant that Elmo was pressed right up against my crotch. Nothing compares to the feel of faux fur. The leg straps weren’t quite as tight as the waistband and framed the ass cheeks nicely.

Front and profile view:


The TME is not discreet in the slightest and most people will wonder what it’s for. However, it can be worn under clothing for a special night out. The TME provides a flattering bulge that will be sure to draw everyone’s attention right to your crotch. For those not embarrassed to display their love for Elmo may opt for the peek-a-boo look instead.

Bulge and Peek-a-boo:


Functions/Performance/ Controls

The TME is activated by applying pressure to Elmo’s belly region. While it takes firm pressure to activate the toy, it is still relatively easy to accidentally press the button, especially when grinding against a partner. The TME offers two different modes when activated. The first two times Elmo is squeezed, the toy only talks during what I call the “tease” mode. During the tease mode, there are no vibrations. Elmo cloyingly whispers sweet nothings as he mentally arouses the wearer. The next time Elmo is squeezed, the TME ramps up the experience and produces deep, rumbly vibrations that are sure to please. While the vibrations are not as strong as the Hitachi Magic Wand, it is probably the strongest battery powered vibrator currently on the market. The TME requires 6 AA batteries and has shown no decrease in intensity after daily use for the past several months. The TME is fairly loud and can probably be heard through closed doors. However, it’s probably going to be harder to explain why Elmo’s voice was heard laughing in your room.

The available patterns are as following:

1. “Hahaha, hahaha. That tickles!”
2. “Hahaha, hahaha, hahaha. Oh boy!”
3. 8 seconds of constant vibrations while laughing. “Oh boy, that tickles!”

Care and Maintenance

Unfortunately, the TME cannot be fully sanitized due to the faux fur. The best you can do is to gently wipe any stains with a damp cloth moistened with a toy cleaner. Use a blow dryer to fluff Elmo’s fur afterwards if it gets matted. Ideally you should avoid getting bodily fluids on Elmo if at all possible, which is easier said than done. I’ve jizzed in my shorts more than once just putting the TME on in anticipation.

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Oliver Gray Oliver Gray
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Originally posted by Kindred


Use

Muppet fetishists rejoice! With the Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock (TME), Sexame Street Toys has finally designed a sex toy to appeal to the child in all of us. Whether you enjoy using it by yourself or with a partner, the TME is ... More
Wow this looks a little terrifying :X
03/25/2012
voenne voenne
Oh. My. God. Laughing so hard.

Great review! I'm voting Extremely Useful for sure!
03/25/2012
Illusional Illusional
Kindred, I almost choked over here. Sheesh!
03/25/2012
Ryuson Ryuson
Oh my gosh, the pictures totally made this review. Gets and EU vote and totally nomming this for the rumble!
03/25/2012
Gracie Gracie
Love it!
03/25/2012
corsetsaurus rex corsetsaurus rex
XD. Just, wow. I love the pictures. Now I go to stop laughing.
03/25/2012
P'Gell P'Gell
What most Edenites would say to this review:

What many Edenites would say when confronted with "The Bulge."

What Child Psychology Experts would say to this review:

What the Children's Television Workshop would say to this review: (there is no lawyer smilie )

What my mother would say to this review:

What I would say to this review.

Hilarious, Kindred. I love "The Peek."
03/25/2012
Alyxx Alyxx
So very wrong, and yet, so very very hilarious. How did anyone ever stop laughing long enough to get those pictures?
03/25/2012
Silverdrop Silverdrop
It's nice to see some new and innovative toys for men. They really need to consider revamping it out of plush silicone though.
03/26/2012
Jul!a Jul!a
Ahahahahahahahaha.

I can't wait to get one for all of the special men in my life!!
03/27/2012
Beck Beck
OMG That is too funny!
03/27/2012
Buttercup Green Buttercup Green
Comedy Gold!
Simply amazing!
03/27/2012
wrmbreze wrmbreze
I have said it before, Kindred has serious issues.. But apparently so do I since I found that hilarious.
03/27/2012
curious kitten curious kitten
03/27/2012
Antipova Antipova
Kindred, I




I can't even finish that sentence in a respectable, PG-13-rated manner.

Hats off. Rest of clothes off too.
03/30/2012
Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by Antipova
Kindred, I




I can't even finish that sentence in a respectable, PG-13-rated manner.

Hats off. Rest of clothes off too.
lol Would you believe I almost did an adult video for it too? I was afraid it would have been overboard. **I'm too sexy for my Elmo...**

Thanks everyone for the comments. I hope you enjoyed it.
03/31/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Kindred


Use

Muppet fetishists rejoice! With the Tickle Me Elmo Vibrating Jock (TME), Sexame Street Toys has finally designed a sex toy to appeal to the child in all of us. Whether you enjoy using it by yourself or with a partner, the TME is ... More
Where the hell is the "This is fucking awesome, Super-duper-terrific-e xcellent" review button. Wish listed for sure. Do they make a "Peg me with your beak" Big Bird Jock?
03/31/2012
bruja99 bruja99
this made my day!! i have laughed so hard!!!
04/01/2012
Petite Valentine Petite Valentine
The elmo head popping out of the zipper will haunt me for eternity.

Great job!
04/01/2012
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by Kindred
lol Would you believe I almost did an adult video for it too? I was afraid it would have been overboard. **I'm too sexy for my Elmo...**

Thanks everyone for the comments. I hope you enjoyed it.


You are the greatest

That would have been too funny!
04/02/2012
js250 js250
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Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
Where the hell is the "This is fucking awesome, Super-duper-terrific-e xcellent" review button. Wish listed for sure. Do they make a "Peg me with your beak" Big Bird Jock?
OMG!! Are you giving him ideas??!!!!LOL!!!
04/02/2012
js250 js250
I am just dying here!!!--Those pics, Kindred, they are just too much!! I love it! I am speechless...I know what my granddaughter is never getting!!!!

Amazing review!! I am still laughing my ass off!!!!
04/02/2012
TheSinDoll TheSinDoll
I JUST saw this... fucking amazing.
04/02/2012
Kindred Kindred
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Originally posted by js250
OMG!! Are you giving him ideas??!!!!LOL!!!
*writes down idea for next year*
04/02/2012
Positwist Positwist
I lost it at the description of the vibration patterns. Lost it.
04/02/2012
RomanticGoth RomanticGoth
That was great! How about Elmo in Gooch-land next year?
04/02/2012
Zombirella Zombirella
The pictures make this EPIC! Love it, lol!
04/02/2012
Bethy Cassatt Bethy Cassatt
I'm about to fall out of my chair, oh my gosh!!
04/02/2012
Kitka Kitka
Bwahahahaha! Great April Fool's review
04/02/2012
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