#AprilFools - Umbrella

MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
unbrella

Pros: Can be made more long or have more wideness with the click of a button!

Cons: Sometimes my boyfriend steals it to use when it's raining. When it rains I get horny!

I have to admit it I am so totally and completely 100 percent in love with the umbrella you don't even know. It is the perfect all purpose toy! It has this really nifty button that can make it shoot into you which can be a little uncomfortable the first tiem but you know what they say if it hurts and you try and try again it eventually feels really really good! Its like a harpoon into your vagina that heads strait to your g spot. When it hits the target it's pure bliss. My whole body went numb I passed out and when I woke up I had the feeling of the greatest pleasure I've ever experienced in my life! And bleeding is a sign of weekness leaving the body so don't stop if you see a little blood. Your body will thank you for being persistent I promise. And if you happen to get a few blood stains here or there it washes clean really easy because the material is water resistant! Score! It can also be made more wide if you undo the cloth tye that wraps around this bad boy. Perfect for all you ladies out there with wide set vaginas! One time when I made it all wide and stuff it got stuck inside of me and my boyfriend had to pull and pull and pull but eventually it popped out!

The Umbrella can also be used as a double ended dildo! The curved handle on the end is also really great for g spot and p spot rubbin. Which reminds me this toy can be used anally! Sometimes I use it back and forth between my ass and my vagina. Oh and get this to clean it off all you have to do is take it out into the rain! What an easy to use toy!

My favorite part about this toy is the pointy metal part at the end! It is so arouzing and stimulating! Especially when I push that magical little button or the vagina shooter button as I like to affectionatly call it!

Who needs lube? Just pop this bad boy in and thrust away! More friction= more stimulation which is MMMM mmm good in my pussy.

Plus this toy comes in all sorts of different shapes and sizes! Which is really great but also really bad for your wallet. The only problem with this toy is sometimes my boyfriend steals it to keep him dry from the rain! What a complete and utter waste of a great toy! Now whenever it rains I get really horny because I see tons of people walking around with this awesome toy and I have a really strong urge to steal it and run home and stick it inside of me. Ive only done this once because I have really good self control.

I recommend this to anyone and everyone buy your umbrella today and harpoon away!
04/01/2010
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Sir Sir
Good thing that you only did that once! Imagine the looks you might have gotten if you did it to all the people in your neighborhood!
04/01/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
The people in my neighborhood only new the pleasures the umbrella can make they wouldnt blame me for trying to steal it!!!! LOLZ!!!!!!
04/01/2010
Sir Sir
Quote:
Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove
The people in my neighborhood only new the pleasures the umbrella can make they wouldnt blame me for trying to steal it!!!! LOLZ!!!!!!
Well, you have to be understanding - some people do not like to try out new and exciting things! Maybe one day I'll have the nerve to let my partner try out our umbrella - we'll start out small though, work our way up to those bigger ones.

HAHA!
04/01/2010
SexyTigerX SexyTigerX
Oh girl!!!

You guys are just leaving me speechless!

We have some of those really big umbrellas. You mean to tell me I've been wasting them in the rain. Oh man!!
04/01/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
"vagina shooter button" - priceless!


good one!
04/01/2010
Gary Gary
I am definitely going to get one of these for all of my p-spot enjoyment. The blood resistance is certainly a plus!
04/01/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
I love the polka dots, would you recommend this as a beginners toy?
04/01/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
I think any toy is suitable for a beginner! Its working through the initial pain that makes you into an advanced user! I love the polka dots too! Plus the ruffles add all sorts of stimulation!
04/01/2010
00 00
This made me go look at my own umbrella...and that alone sort of freaked me out with myself. Tee-hee.
04/01/2010
Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
I dunno... I'd put a condom over that before swapping it between ass and vag. You only really need one condom, though, so that's ok. I read somewhere that condoms are like, bistatic. it kills germs or summat. COOL REVIEW!
04/01/2010
Sammi Sammi
Love it!
04/01/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I dunno... I'd put a condom over that before swapping it between ass and vag. You only really need one condom, though, so that's ok. I read somewhere that condoms are like, bistatic. it kills germs or summat. COOL REVIEW!
Hmm I figured I didn't have to use a condom because the material was water repellent so I thought it would kind of repel all the nasties?
04/01/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
So I heard that umbrellas can stop you from gettin preggers and stop the spread of STDs...is this true??
04/02/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Umbrellas are one of the best things ever invented because they prevent practically any disease or illness with the click of a button. Yes preventing STDs and pregnantness also falls into this category! WOO!
04/02/2010
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
So, how would you say it compares to a Tiny Gnome. Both the tip are pointy, it's hard to tell which one I'd like more. Help me!!!
04/02/2010
MuffysPinguLove MuffysPinguLove
Well the gnome looks pretty kick ass too...but...the umbrella has more variety when it comes to size adjustment. I havnt found anything that compares to an umbrella once the vagina shooter button has been pushed and the more wideness tie has been undone. Talk about a full feeling! I thought my vagina was going to explode! Sooo goooood!
04/02/2010
Hannah Savage Hannah Savage
"It's like a harpoon into your vagina" -- LMAO

Thanks for the laughs.
04/07/2010
Zeracan Zeracan
Its insane that they let small children run around with umbrellas.
10/21/2010
squirrelykid squirrelykid
Oh god thats beyond throwing a hot dog down a hall thats more like throwing a needle down a subway! Love it xD
12/19/2010
MrRainybowbow MrRainybowbow
Oh god my vagina started to hurt while reading this! ow ow ow >.<
12/19/2010
phunkyphreak phunkyphreak
When it rains bf steals it! Oh my prefect for side set vaginas
03/25/2011
tigerkate tigerkate
Omg, you really sold me on the unbrella!

Do you think Rhianna was really talking about THIS in her songs?
OMFFFG, if she has one, then i def need to get this 2!
03/26/2011
callsignhusker callsignhusker
lol funny
04/08/2011
brittany8612 brittany8612
haha how my people would think umbrella=sex toy. very clever..very dirty mind id say also lol
07/13/2011
Snozzberries Snozzberries
I was cringing halfway through but read the whole thing.
12/18/2011
biancajames biancajames
Quote:
Originally posted by MuffysPinguLove


Pros: Can be made more long or have more wideness with the click of a button!

Cons: Sometimes my boyfriend steals it to use when it's raining. When it rains I get horny!

I have to admit it I am so totally and completely 100 ... More
Hahah let's hope no idiots interpret this literally...Hilarious!
12/31/2011
zwee75 zwee75
Owwwwwwwwwch.
12/31/2011
winterseve winterseve
Totally have to have one. Are the ruffles good for clitoral stimulation?
03/10/2012
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