At first I was afraid. I was petrified.

Dragon Dragon
At first I was afraid. I was petrified.
When you said you had ten inches, Lord, I almost died!
But I'd spent so many years, just waiting for a man that long,
That I grew strong. And I knew that I could take you on.
But there you are, another lie!
I was ready for a Big Mac but you brought me a French fry!
I should have known that it was bullsh¡t,
just a sad pathetic dream.
Should have known there was no anaconda lurking in those jeans!
Go on now. Go! Walk out the door.
Don't you promise me ten inches then turn up with only four!
Weren't you a jerk to think I wouldn't find you out!?
Don't you know we're only joking when we say size don't count?
I will survive! I will survive!
Cause as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
It took all my self-control not to laugh out loud
When I saw your little wiener standing tall and proud!
But to hell with your ego and to hell with all your needs,
Now I'm saving all my lovin' for a cordless multi-speed!
I will survive! I will survive!
Cause as long as I have batteries
My sex life's gonna thrive!
I will always have good sex,
With a handful of latex!
I will survive! I will survive! Hey! Hey!
01/13/2009
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RedHotHippieChick RedHotHippieChick
Oh D, you are my hero! We are sooo singing this at the never-ending Eden party!
01/13/2009
Victoria Victoria
When I first read this a few years ago, it was on link and link . I recall there being a video on YouTube too...but it was a long time ago. Anyway, I'm sure the original author is flattered that her work is still getting laughs
01/13/2009
Dragon Dragon
Showed up in my email today. Seemed right for being here...
01/13/2009
Dame Demi Dame Demi
That brightened my morning!
01/14/2009
Liz2 Liz2
Luv it and oh so true!! Good laugh!!!
01/14/2009
Sammi Sammi
That was funny! :-D
01/14/2009
All His All His
I needed that smile and laugh lol
05/29/2012
Sam I Am Sam I Am
LOL! Love it
05/29/2012
Loriandhubby Loriandhubby
great piece. thank you for sharing it. i loved it.
05/30/2012
sktb0007 sktb0007
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Originally posted by Loriandhubby
great piece. thank you for sharing it. i loved it.
I second this!
05/30/2012
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