First date when I was about 17... in his car, me waiting for him to take me home, after the worst conversation, and date, and idiocy ever...
Him- So, I hear every girl will unlock and open up for the right guy. (Creepy lip lick)
Me- What the fuck are you talking about?
Him- Baby, do I got your key? (as he reaches over and creepily and clumsily tries to rub my leg)
Me- I still have no idea what the fuck you mean, and no. God no. Holy shit no.
Him- So that's a no? Did you just want to go home then? (Genuine confused look)
Me- Yes. Now.
Apparently a few days later he told one of his friends that we were going to get married, "just as soon as I came around"