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Antipova Antipova
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i sez:

aw man, pop-off caps.. FTW? and with just 1 AA battery, a toy can never be more than 3 Vrooms, i've found. good for a beginner though! thanks for reviewing.



my latest...
Triple X Latex

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Great job, Mizz Alice! It's an awesome, witty review and it's even got a couple sexy screencaps. I said

"Hmmm... one of the awesome things about modern filmmaking software is that just about anybody off the street can produce your movie---but one of the worst things about modern filmmaking software is that just about anybody off the street can produce your movie . It's a shame the movie quality wasn't up to the level of the actresses. This definitely sounds interesting, though!"

I got way behind on this thread, so the last review that I haven't gotten a chance to show off yet is a descriptive review, of my very first g-spot gel. If anybody has any legit critiques (too objective? not objective enough?), it's my first time back in the extended format for a long time, so throw some pointers at me!
11/17/2011
Valentinka Valentinka
Voted EU and posted:

Glycerin is already like a huge "STOP" sign for me, but when I've read that this gel destroys condoms... oh, no, thanks. Condoms are the only type of contraception we're using due to my health issues, so there's no place for Spot-on in my life.
Great review and thanks for all the details! I'm also very happy that you were fortunate not to get yeast infection from this thing.


Mine is here
11/18/2011
indiglo indiglo
Voted, and posted:

Nice, detailed review with some really good reminders and instructions. These definitely sound very nice, aside from the fact that they aren't quite long enough. That's a big bummer!

Here's my latest, another lingerie review: Get dirty... with the cleaner!
11/18/2011
Girly Girl Girly Girl
great review
11/18/2011
Beck Beck
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Originally posted by indiglo
Voted, and posted:

Nice, detailed review with some really good reminders and instructions. These definitely sound very nice, aside from the fact that they aren't quite long enough. That's a big bummer!

Here's my latest, ... More
Voted EU

Posted: This is stunning, I am so glad you like it. What a wonderful review, you have here. I think it deserves a nomination for the rumble Good luck

review
11/18/2011
Starkiller87 Starkiller87
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Originally posted by Beck
Voted EU

Posted: This is stunning, I am so glad you like it. What a wonderful review, you have here. I think it deserves a nomination for the rumble Good luck

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Voted EU: I want these but I do feel like they are expensive for how small they are. Im sad I missed out on the devine chest when they were up.

Last review - link
11/20/2011
Nothere Nothere
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
Voted EU: I want these but I do feel like they are expensive for how small they are. Im sad I missed out on the devine chest when they were up.

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Great job with the pictures. I love seeing comparisons with other toys!

link
11/20/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by Nothere
Great job with the pictures. I love seeing comparisons with other toys!

link
I voted EU and posted: I'll have to pass it up for both the taste and parabens, but it seems like a great product otherwise. thanks for the video and the awesome review

this is the link to my newest review:
link
11/20/2011
Kynky Kytty Kynky Kytty
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Originally posted by Ms. Spice
I voted EU and posted: I'll have to pass it up for both the taste and parabens, but it seems like a great product otherwise. thanks for the video and the awesome review

this is the link to my newest review:
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I said:
I thought the review was really useful, and covered what I cared to know. I'll make sure to take the larger size, as they're panties that I added to my wish list recently, so I'm glad you didn't make me change my mind. Thanks.

My latest review: Black Cat Harness
11/23/2011
toxie m toxie m
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Originally posted by Kynky Kytty
I said:
I thought the review was really useful, and covered what I cared to know. I'll make sure to take the larger size, as they're panties that I added to my wish list recently, so I'm glad you didn't make me change my mind. ... More
I rated EU and commented

"What an awesome thorough review! I hadn't heard before that you can use nail polish on metal, that's really neat.This sounds like a really solid harness choice, though I'm a little deterred by the shininess. Glad to hear that that aspect grew on you, at least "

My newest is a review of the Reflections Sultry
11/27/2011
AnotherRandomPervert AnotherRandomPervert
I rated this 'extremely useful' and left the following comment: Quite the informative script here, with only 2 very minor spelling mistakes(starts=stars, and particular=particularl y ) this review was a nice read and breaking the text up with relevant pictures of the toy helped. It's quite the versatile thing,and looks very pleasant to insert. I certainly agree that the cord looks like it's part of a dollar store window blind. It also seems like a last-minute addition to what looks like a well-crafted toy. Until you actually told me it was glass, I assumed it was indeed metal.

My latest review: link (I'll hopefully be doing another on my new toy in a few days, college work permitting)
11/27/2011
mudpie mudpie
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Originally posted by AnotherRandomPervert
I rated this 'extremely useful' and left the following comment: Quite the informative script here, with only 2 very minor spelling mistakes(starts=stars, and particular=particularl y ) this review was a nice read and breaking the text up with ... More
I already voted EU and left a comment on yours a while ago, but looking back, it was not very helpful. So I'll also say that I love the pictures, and I like your sense of humor (love the line "I would not recommend this toy to anyone that doesn't get off with a gust of wind"). That said, there could be some more information in some sections. Maybe a little more about the material and maintenance.

Here's my latest.
11/27/2011
wetone123 wetone123
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Originally posted by mudpie
I already voted EU and left a comment on yours a while ago, but looking back, it was not very helpful. So I'll also say that I love the pictures, and I like your sense of humor (love the line "I would not recommend this toy to anyone that ... More
Voted EU

Awesome review! Sorry it was not for you. It looks really pretty, but I can understand why you didn't care much for it. Thanks for all the great info!

Here's my latest

link
11/27/2011
TheCleansing TheCleansing
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Originally posted by wetone123
Voted EU

Awesome review! Sorry it was not for you. It looks really pretty, but I can understand why you didn't care much for it. Thanks for all the great info!

Here's my latest

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Voted EU and commented. Great review. I really like that series of vibrators.

Here's my latest. Did not like this toy at all. Don't bite too hard on me.

link
11/27/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
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Originally posted by TheCleansing
Voted EU and commented. Great review. I really like that series of vibrators.

Here's my latest. Did not like this toy at all. Don't bite too hard on me.

link
I voted Extremely useful and my comments were:

We've only had one cock ring and it smelled horrid so I can sort of picture how this smelled.

I like how you gave alternatives to this though - not only recommending alternative cock rings but also sharing how you used alternative bullets with this.

Thanks for a great review.


Here is my newest review - its on "Ella" the infamous dildo from Lelo:

link
11/28/2011
Beck Beck
Rated:EU

Commented:
I would love to try Ella, it is too bad she was not your thing. I think you did a great job on your review though, thanks for sharing.

review The Eden bullet
11/28/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
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Originally posted by Beck
Rated:EU

Commented:
I would love to try Ella, it is too bad she was not your thing. I think you did a great job on your review though, thanks for sharing.

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I voted EU and said:

We have several bullets and this is one of my favorites. However, I find that on high speed I can only get about 5-6 hours of use out of a set of batteries (I sometimes sleep with it). Unlike a couple of other bullets we have, it doesn't warm up after a little while too - so I like that. One thing folks can do about the wiring is to get the solar bullet that Eden has, put a new jack on the wiring for this one - and plug it into the solar bullet so they never need batteries again.

Sorry - not trying to steal your review - you did a great job. Just...I love bullets and they were the first toys other than the Butterfly kiss that we ever got and so they have a soft spot in my heart.

You did an awesome job on your review.

I hope its ok to add my latest review as its a descriptive review.

I thought it was hilarious that for my first descriptive review (or first set of two reviews) - Eden offered me - plain vanilla me (and hubby) - FLOGGERS. So you'll be reading about floggers from a plain vanilla couple...

Whip Up Some Fun
11/28/2011
indiglo indiglo
That was a great review! I had already voted EU yesterday, but forgot to comment, so I went back and commented:

I just realized that I voted but forgot to comment! I think you did a great job on this review! Plenty of details, and the photos are helpful too. I really appreciate that you went above and beyond by actually contacting the company to find the proper cleaning instructions. Way to go!


Here's my latest: Get that gorgeous goddess glow!
11/29/2011
Starkiller87 Starkiller87
Quote:
Originally posted by indiglo
That was a great review! I had already voted EU yesterday, but forgot to comment, so I went back and commented:

I just realized that I voted but forgot to comment! I think you did a great job on this review! Plenty of details, and the photos ... More
EU - So very thorough and lovely. Too bad Im not into bronzing, I love my pale complexion. Its good to know that there is so much of it for the price.

My latest: link
11/29/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
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Originally posted by Starkiller87
EU - So very thorough and lovely. Too bad Im not into bronzing, I love my pale complexion. Its good to know that there is so much of it for the price.

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I actually commented on your review yesterday! but I listed it being EU and wrote:
"you did a great job thanks so much! If you're looking for a heavier exercisor, I would recommend the Duo, they work like a charm"

this is my newest review: link
11/29/2011
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
Quote:
Originally posted by Ms. Spice
I actually commented on your review yesterday! but I listed it being EU and wrote:
"you did a great job thanks so much! If you're looking for a heavier exercisor, I would recommend the Duo, they work like a charm"

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so i sez to yoo...

"gah! this is so cute and i've been eye-balling it but it looks like us small-boobed chicks just can't work it out with this one. thanks for a great, thorough review. and cute blog! "


mah latest:
say hello to my new best... aw! he died!

11/30/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Quote:
Originally posted by aliceinthehole
so i sez to yoo...

"gah! this is so cute and i've been eye-balling it but it looks like us small-boobed chicks just can't work it out with this one. thanks for a great, thorough review. and cute blog! "


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I voted extremely useful and posted:

What a great review. Unfortunately, I don't think it would work well for me as I prefer the egg shaped bullets and find the smaller ones like this don't help me at all (just found that out AFTER ordering and trying four smaller bullets).

So sorry it died on you - although I gotta say I love how you worked it into your title.

I just did four reviews tonight so I guess I'll share Rock Star Tina I Want To Take You Higher
12/02/2011
JewelsAndB JewelsAndB
Ok, I read and voted extremely useful for Hot N' Sexy TexasMama's review with the following comment:
"Nice review. I really like the comparison to a similar item and the photos tell more than any words could! Great job!"

AND I MEAN IT! I love having photos in reviews... it helps so much.

My latest review is Good for that early morning (or anytime) stretch.
12/02/2011
Holly Hox Holly Hox
I read JuliannAndBrian's review and voted extremely useful with this comment:

"Interesting. I have no experience at all with this type of device. I like your writing style, and you did a good job of describing it for someone who wouldn't have a clue! "

Here's my latest: Couldn't Pop My Bubbles
12/02/2011
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Quote:
Originally posted by Holly Hox
I read JuliannAndBrian's review and voted extremely useful with this comment:

"Interesting. I have no experience at all with this type of device. I like your writing style, and you did a good job of describing it for someone who ... More
I voted EU and said

For such a little toy - you gave lots of great details to explain how it works, etc. Thanks so much - I like it when I can read stuff like that.



I hope its ok to share another review again so soon - here goes:

Jewel of Denial
12/02/2011
SilverIsis SilverIsis
Quote:
Originally posted by Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
I voted EU and said

For such a little toy - you gave lots of great details to explain how it works, etc. Thanks so much - I like it when I can read stuff like that.



I hope its ok to share another review again so soon - here ... More
I voted EU and left this comment:

"Nice review! I really like how you are able to interweave your personal opinion with the necessary objective information. I also like the comparison picture. Helps to get an idea of the toy in real life. "


Here is my latest review, which includes my first video review!


Busy Little Beaver
12/02/2011
lacybutton lacybutton
Quote:
Originally posted by SilverIsis
I voted EU and left this comment:

"Nice review! I really like how you are able to interweave your personal opinion with the necessary objective information. I also like the comparison picture. Helps to get an idea of the toy in real life. ... More
This was a great review! I ranked it EU.

"It's good to know you enjoyed this toy so much, I've had my eye on it as a possible future purchase! The pictures were great and the video was clear. I loved your comparison of jelly to a 5 year old, so funny. Thanks!"

Every party has a pooper
12/05/2011
indiglo indiglo
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Originally posted by lacybutton
This was a great review! I ranked it EU.

"It's good to know you enjoyed this toy so much, I've had my eye on it as a possible future purchase! The pictures were great and the video was clear. I loved your comparison of jelly to ... More
Ranked EU and commented:

"Nice job! I have to tell you how much I always appreciate a really honest review. Not every product is a winner, and I find the honesty to be so helpful. Thank you!"


My latest:
All that glitters really isn't gold.
12/05/2011
Antipova Antipova
I said to Indiglo:

Thanks so much for this review---I think it's the first less-than-glowing review for a Cake product I've seen. I can definitely see the after-smell being a problem, and "glitter is the herpes of craft supplies"---and apparently lotions too.

I hugely appreciate the full ingredients list, and your explanation of how the mica could have been done better taught me a little bit, too!



Well, I haven't done anything new since this weekend, but I'm super proud of my student Kendrir's latest review of the Bad Boy---so go check that out!
12/06/2011
Diabolical Kitty Diabolical Kitty
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I said to Indiglo:

Thanks so much for this review---I think it's the first less-than-glowing review for a Cake product I've seen. I can definitely see the after-smell being a problem, and "glitter is the herpes of craft ... More
I love how much you put into this review. You did an amazing job and I see why Antipova is proud of you! I think you're doing great in the mentor program. Thanks for letting us know you can't insert it fully. I would be the first one to try.

I wrote that to Kendrir's Bad Boy review.

My newest review is link Sexy Made for Me...a wonderful lingerie piece for bigger girls!!
12/06/2011
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