~Merry Christmas Contest~

A couple of days ago I suddenly realized that it’s just a little bit more than a week left till Christmas! Can’t believe that! Time really flies!

It was always a challenge for me to find an ideal Christmas gift. And for you, guys? Have you already managed to prepare some stunning surprises for your SOs and families?



We’d also love to give you a gift from EdenFanatsys. Please write the sexiest & funniest Christmas congratulation speech for our community & EF! C'mon, use your imagination!

The best speech will get a $50 gift card less

Good Day perverts and pervettes. I would open this congratulatory speech with "ladies and gentleman" but I know you guys all too well. I would like to take a moment to congratulate you all on making it through another year without blowing all of your money on adult toys like the addict you are. Don't be offended, I'm addicted, too. With EdenFantasys release of multiple orgasm inducing toys this year and stocking some great products from other manufacturers, it was difficult to keep it together and budget our spending. But we did it, fellow Edeners.

Now with Christmas right around the corner, I have to admit, I went a little overboard, as I'm sure you did as well. I bought the husband some toys, then had to come back for lube. I even bought the roommate some of her first glass toys, she'll join the dark side soon. I'm positive some naughty things are resting under your tree waiting to be inserted or properly pounded as well! Don't act like there isn't.

With those naughty toys under the tree and you proudly accepting the title of pervert or pervette I imagine the only Santa visiting you this year will be scantily dressed in one of the festive outfits sold here at our cult, I mean from our dealer, *cough* I mean from EdenFantasys. With that being said, my dear Edeners, I would like to congratulate you on making the naughty list fun and sexy this year. And I offer a congratulation to EdenFantasys for providing us with those tools at a price that doesn't break the bank. less

Congratulations to all the naughty participants
Who make this community so very magnificent.
Free to share a thought, an idea, a story
In a place without judgement, no purgatory.
Sordid tales, we have uncovered
With bouncing dildos and ferrets, I have discovered
Our forums are diverse and sexy and thoughtful,
Don't put butter in pussies, we've learned that's awful!

And with a new season comes a great cheer
Let's celebrate with emojis and lots of beer!
To electric toys, give your sex life a spark!
To butt plugs - that brown spot? Let's hope that's a birthmark!
To the wonderful reviewers behind the reviews,
A best review of the month? There's no way I can choose!

But we must not forget those in charge of it all,
Here comes the sappy, please try to not bawl.
To Lena Eden, always there to answer our questions
If you ask, she'll even give you some darn good suggestions.
What would we do without you, the goddess, the queen?
We'd go up in flames, a match on gasoline. less

Four score and seven orgasms ago.

Our beloved community matured and came as one (he he he).

Each year as we approach christmas I am reminded of my early days of sexual discovery, when putting forth my penis was an exploration, an adventure into the unknown.

Where brutally fucking the life out of a blow up doll was the best I could muster as I did not have the courage (at the time) to go out and brutally fuck the life out of a perfect stranger.

But as time went by I matured, I grew bold and learned the arts of pleasure and now I am quiet happy to brutally fuck the life out of more than one perfect stranger at the same time, sometimes even more than once a night .

Our community here has developed just as I have, sure we have lost friends along the way but that is life. As we loose we also gain.

We have learned, grown and developed. We are a family of like minded individuals, at times just perverts. Willing to help the new as well as the old.

Each of us brings something unique to this community, be it mundane and vanilla or deeply erotic.

While our points of view did not create this forum, our points of view did develop it and as such EF has grown around it quite dramatically in the time I have been part of this community.

And so I fondly say that I look forward to many more years of delectable conversation with you all.

Merry Fucking Christmas!!! less

Ho-ho-ho! Christmas is coming.. My dearest contributors, I'm so happy that we have such a devoted, sincere and overall amazing community! It was a crazy difficult choice to select the winner of this contest, as all the speeches were simply outstanding! And I've been smiling with all my heart when reading them. But after all, I've decided to give our Christmas present to DancerKittyKat, as this is the first time I see such a wonderful & funny poem on our forum! Thank you so much!I'm sorry, that I can't give a present to each of the contestants. (Maybe EdenFantasys' Christmas sale can do it for me?)Merry Christmas, guys! I wish that all of your sexiest dreams come true and you stay happy and satisfied every single day! Love you! less