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Christmas. But the Easter Platypus also visits and brings shrimp for everyone, since Santa was shot out into space and we have to be protected from him with a giant shield.
*Easter shrimp for all those who get this*
Santa??? Space???? I always worried about what might happen if Rudolph's guidance system went offline for a split second.
Knowing he has to visit well over one million houses per second, his actual "travel speed" would be far in excess of the speed of light. That was always my worry...that split second error and poof...Santa is a few million miles out into space.