Eden versions of holiday songs...

Contributor: Danielle1220 Danielle1220
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
"Chestnuts Roasting on an Open Fire"

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties are being sung by a choir
of sluts dressed up like hos.
Everybody knows EdenFantasys and some ... more
OMG lol!
12/22/2010
Contributor: Victoria Victoria
This thread is great!
12/22/2010
Contributor: Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my toes.
Dirty ditties being sung by a choir
Of sluts dressed up like dirty hos.

Everybody knows a hard cock and some camel toe
Help to make a teasin’ sight.
Tiny tits with nipples all a-show,
Make it hard for me to sleep tonight.

I think that Santa’s getting laid;
He’s loaded lots of blow-up sex dolls on his sleigh.
And every voyeur creep is going to spy
To see if Santa really eats his cream pie!

And so I’m offering this twisted phrase
To pervs eighteen to ninety-two:
Because you’ve been screwed many times, many ways –
Kinky Christmas to you!
12/23/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my ... more
HAHA, I would so love to hear this sung by the Eden community.
12/23/2010
Contributor: removedacnt removedacnt
Quote:
Originally posted by gone77
You remembered the Asploded Brained Eden Peeps! I you!

And we should totally do this record. *nods*
LOL! How could I forget? I the Asploded Brain Eden Band!!!
12/23/2010
Contributor: Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my ... more
I totally just sang this because it fits the tune and rhyming so perfectly!
12/23/2010
Contributor: HollisJ HollisJ
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my ... more
I like this one a lot.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my ... more
I LOVE this one!
12/23/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
So today's Facebook game got me started on this one. "Santa Baby"

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Santa baby, you can cum down my "chimney" tonight!

Santa baby, a strap on harness would be nice, for two.
I'll wait up for you dear.
Santa baby, cumming down my chimney tonight!

Think of all the sex I've missed.
Think of all the people that I haven't kissed.
Next year I could be oh so good.
If you'd check off my EF wish list.
Boo doo bee doo

Santa honey, I wanna some cock and really that's
Not a lot.
I've been a naughty angel all year.
Santa baby, Cum on my big titties tonight!

Santa cutie, there's one toy I really do need, the Njoy
Only the Eleven of course.
Santa cutie, and hurry down my chimney tonight!

Santa baby, I'm filling my holes with dildos and plugs.
Come on there's room for one more.
Santa baby, this plug makes my pussy feel tight!

Come let me trim your Christmas "tree".
Does it look like a candy cane?
I really do believe in you,
Let's see if you believe in me!
Boo doo bee doo

Santa baby, forgot to mention one little thing, a ring.
I mean the kind you wrap around your cock!
Santa baby, I may have to start without you!

Hurry down the chimney tonight
Hurry down the chimney tonight
12/23/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
Grandma squirted playing with her dildo
The one that Grandpa bought her Christmas Eve
People say theres no such thing as Eden
As for me and Grandpa we believe!
Nice! lol
12/23/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
Ok, here's my EdenFantasys Christmas song...

I'm dreaming of a seeeexy Christmas.
Like the ones all of Eden forum knows.
Where the sex toys glisten
As your lover listens
To hear you whisper, sigh, and moan.
Like this one too!

This thread is awesome. I didn't have much time to read them all the night of the party. Good job every one!
12/23/2010
Contributor: Maiden Maiden
Quote:
Originally posted by Shumway
to the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland"

On the website we can order sex toys;
and pretend that we are dom and sub,
I'll ask "does it hurt" and he'll say "NO Ma'am...
But you can hit me ... more
LOVE it!
12/23/2010
Contributor: gone77 gone77
Quote:
Originally posted by Selective Sensualist
Alrighty, Kristi. Since you are in charge of making this album, I thought you might need the full lyrics to my song:

“My Nuts Are Toasty By the Open Fire”

My nuts are toasty by the open fire.
Jack Frost is sucking on my ... more
Love, love, love it! I predict this will burn up the charts!
12/23/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Quote:
Originally posted by Maiden
So today's Facebook game got me started on this one. "Santa Baby"

Santa baby, slip a dildo under the tree, for me.
I've been an awful good girl.
Santa baby, you can cum down my "chimney" tonight!

Santa ... more
Love it!
12/23/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
To the tune of "I want a hippopotamus for Christmas"

Oh I want a Lelo Soraya for Christmas
Only Lelo Soraya will do

No jelly rabbits
No Latex cock rings
Only the Soraya will make me want to sing

Oh I want a Lelo Soraya for Christmas
Only Lelo Soraya will do.

My Mr. says "Something Cheaper
to fill you instead"
I said "only Soraya
Or you'll get no more head."

OH I want a Lelo Soraya for Christmas
Only Lelo Soraya will do

No Jelly rabbits
No Latex Cock RIngs
Only the Soraya will make me want to sing!
12/23/2010
Contributor: Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
"All I want for Christmas..."

"All I want for Christmas is on my two wishlists,
My two wishlists, my two wishlists.
Gee if I could only have my two wishlists
Then I could wish you Kinky Christmas!"
12/23/2010
Contributor: ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
On the twelfth day of Christmas Eden gave to me;
Twelve floggers flogging,
Eleven pumps a pumping
Ten strokers stroking
Nine plugs a plugging
Eight rabbits thumping
Seven lubes a lubing
Six ducks for rubbing
Five golden cock rings
Four crotchless panties
Three halter tops
Two blow up dolls
And an Eleven, just for me
12/23/2010
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
Quote:
Originally posted by ToyTimeTim
On the twelfth day of Christmas Eden gave to me;
Twelve floggers flogging,
Eleven pumps a pumping
Ten strokers stroking
Nine plugs a plugging
Eight rabbits thumping
Seven lubes a lubing
Six ducks for rubbing
Five golden cock ... more
very nice
12/23/2010
Contributor: Illusional Illusional
You guys rock so much.
12/23/2010
Contributor: Bunnycups Bunnycups
I'm sad I missed it.
Sounds like you guys had a blast. The songs are great.
12/23/2010
Contributor: KnK KnK
Bahahaha. I love this thread. Lovely songs everyone!
12/24/2010
Contributor: HollisJ HollisJ
Quote:
Originally posted by KnK
Bahahaha. I love this thread. Lovely songs everyone!
agreed
12/27/2010