I Love You More Than... (Valentine's Day Thread the First)

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I Love You More Than... (Valentine's Day Thread the First)

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Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
Okay, so there's a very twee-ish site out there getting a bazillion hits called I Love You More Than: link

Unfortunately (for me, anyway), it's awfully TV-G. And, as my job directly involves dildos, clitori, and the near-constant discussion of p-spots, things around here, while professional, don't really fall into that particular rating.

So let's amp it up a bit. Let's play TV-M here, but with the same thing. I love you more than...(you fill in the blank)

I love you more than buttsex.

I love you more than Battlestar Galactica cosplay.


Your turn!
01/20/2009
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Contributor: Miss Cinnamon Miss Cinnamon
Quote:
Originally posted by Mr Guy
Okay, so there's a very twee-ish site out there getting a bazillion hits called I Love You More Than: link

Unfortunately (for me, anyway), it's awfully TV-G. And, as my job directly involves dildos, clitori, and the near-constant ... more
I love you more than tentacle sex hentai on rainy Saturday nights.
01/20/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
I love you more than a nicely warmed glass dildo ready to relax my most sensitive areas while snow falls gently outside my bedroom window.
01/20/2009
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
(If there is actually someone worthy of me saying this to them....)


I love you more than my Xtreme gspot bullet.
01/20/2009
Contributor: CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
(If there is actually someone worthy of me saying this to them....)


I love you more than my Xtreme gspot bullet.
Never!
01/20/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
I love you more than Natty Ice.

I love you more than playing Gamecube with my pants off.

I love you more than a big black dildo covered in a can and a half of axe body spray.


-- all may seem random but my "friends" subjected me to a 'bro rape' video on collegehumor this weekend and I can't get it out of my head. /headdesk
01/20/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
In all seriousness though...

I love you more than laundry days where I can sit on top of the washing machine reading your newest dirty magazine.

I love you more than all those that came before you, including those that require batteries.

I love you more than myself (and I obviously love myself ad infinitum...)

I love you more than Tantus' Alumina collection.

I love you more than a deep g-spot orgasm that leaves the sheets soaked.

Can we keep going? This is better than sending out a chain email to 15 email contacts in a 2 minute span just so I don't die a horrible death or live alone!
01/20/2009
Contributor: Airlia Airlia
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
In all seriousness though...

I love you more than laundry days where I can sit on top of the washing machine reading your newest dirty magazine.

I love you more than all those that came before you, including those that require ... more
I love you more than Sleeping Dreamer's hilarious and perfect entries!
01/20/2009
Contributor: Airlia Airlia
I love you more than the constant hours on my mac perusing various sex related topics.
01/20/2009
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
Quote:
Originally posted by Miss Cinnamon
I love you more than tentacle sex hentai on rainy Saturday nights.
rotf - that's a good one :-D


I love you more than being double penetrated.
01/20/2009
Contributor: Tuesday Tuesday
I love you more than a $1000 EF spending spree.
01/20/2009
Contributor: Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Quote:
Originally posted by Tuesday
I love you more than a $1000 EF spending spree.
Nope. I could maybe love someone more than the Xtreme bullet - but not $1000 EF shopping spree. Unless, of course, I just HAPPENED to love someone who is very wealthy and lets me spend at will...
01/21/2009
Contributor: Carrie Ann Carrie Ann
Quote:
Originally posted by Not Here Anymore f/k/a Happy Lady
Nope. I could maybe love someone more than the Xtreme bullet - but not $1000 EF shopping spree. Unless, of course, I just HAPPENED to love someone who is very wealthy and lets me spend at will...
So maybe wealth does equal more orgasms! Lol
01/21/2009
Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
I love you more than reading Nate Silver in the morning.
01/21/2009
Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
I love you more than I loved Nina Hartley in junior high.

I love you nearly as much as I love Nina Hartley now.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I love you more than our 50 first dates where we had sex only in the car.

I love you more that my super, awesome, only car I ever wanted Eclipse that we still have not had sex in. *HINT*

I love you more than naked Wii tennis and how it leads to crazy good times in the middle of the floor. (Thanks Sleeping Dreamer for the Game cube comment that made me remember this)

I love you more than the mornings you wake up and foreplay consists of "Hey you gonna let me hit it?".

I love you more than all my silly, TOO naughty, people don't do that in real life, probably never going to happen fantasies.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Betty Rocket Betty Rocket
I love you more than Play Doh perfume.

I love you more than watching Beyonce trip on stage.

I love you more than gonzo porn.

I love you more than your brother's dick in my mouth.

I love you more than Seth Rogen's dick in my mouth.

I love you more than your mom's afro.

I love you more than my 24K gold plated Pink Floyd box set.

I love you more than Cops.

I love you more than a fat kid loves Twinkies.

...ok i'm done
01/22/2009
Contributor: Mr Guy Mr Guy
Wait... more than Cops???

Wow. That must be some hella fierce love.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
I love you more than sploshing.

I love you more than drawing horns and mustaches on all the portraits in the Sunday paper.

I love you more than before I was ever subjected to your snoring.

I love you more than World of Warcraft... well. hmm. /backspace

I love you more than the first time you ever had to choose me over your mother.

I love you more than when you carried me out of your friend's house piss drunk and didn't care that I projectile vomited on the bathroom door. The fact you cleaned it up without any complaints is a real testament to our marriage.

I love you more than Singapore Slings.

I love you more than Brad Pitt.

I love you more than experimenting to find out how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.

I love you more than Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure. (And this movie is my bible so that says a lot about your omnipotent qualities...)

I love you more than Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey.

I love you more than that moment right before our son barges in the room in the morning, where we're still half asleep and perfectly blissful.

I love you more than the "you park like an asshole" cards I put on the windshields of double parkers.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
I love you more than I love Mt. Dew.

And for anyone who knows me, this is the most love I could ever offer anything.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Cinnamon Chambers Cinnamon Chambers
I love you more than Reese Cups, Lindor Truffles, and Dove chocolate combined.

I love you more than the all the miles, time, and responsibilities that separate us.

I love you more than any toy I have, dildo, vibe, My Little Pony or Care Bear!

I love you more than purple roses.

I love you more than Grey's Anatomy.
01/22/2009
Contributor: CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
I love you more than sploshing.

I love you more than drawing horns and mustaches on all the portraits in the Sunday paper.

I love you more than before I was ever subjected to your snoring.

I love you more than World of ... more
Wait, so do you write notes that say "you park like an asshole" or have you actually had cards made up that say that? Because if you have cards, holy crap that's awesome.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
Quote:
Originally posted by CaptainBunnyKilla
Wait, so do you write notes that say "you park like an asshole" or have you actually had cards made up that say that? Because if you have cards, holy crap that's awesome.
there's a website- I print them off.

youparklikeanasshole.c om
01/22/2009
Contributor: Nashville Nashville
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
there's a website- I print them off.

youparklikeanasshole.c om
link

I recommend Infraction 1- you have a check list and get to check off what the offender has done.
01/22/2009
Contributor: CaptainBunnyKilla CaptainBunnyKilla
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
link

I recommend Infraction 1- you have a check list and get to check off what the offender has done.
That is amazing.
01/22/2009
Contributor: Oggins Oggins
I love you more than fresh coffee in the morning!

I love you more than that weekend in Las Vegas!

I love you more than that expensive ring that you can't afford to buy me!

I love you more than anything that buzzs in the bedroom!

I love you more than playing strip monopoly!

I love you more than margaritas!

....Just had to say, Sleeping Dreamers "you park like an asshole" cards are fantastic! I do love you more than those too though!
01/22/2009
Contributor: Betty Rocket Betty Rocket
Quote:
Originally posted by Nashville
there's a website- I print them off.

youparklikeanasshole.c om
going there now

i recommend etsy seller maybeyoushoulddie


the mean bags rule

but i digress
01/22/2009
Contributor: *Country Girl Can Survive* *Country Girl Can Survive*
I love you more then getting it on like donkey kong.
(a friend and I used to say this all the time)
01/23/2009
Contributor: Luscious Lily Luscious Lily
I love you more than that magical moment when a new toy arrives.

I love you more than a cold glass dildo, a high-powered bullet, and a crazy-good porno.

I love you more than "window"-shopping for sex toys.

I love you more than my collection of Batman comic books.

I love you more than the diamond ring you gave me for Christmas. (that EVERYONE knew about but me. I still don't know how they all managed to keep it a secret...)

I love you more than Celebrex. No, really, I do. It keeps me on my feet, but you get me through the day. And the night.
02/09/2009
Contributor: Red Red
I love you too much to feed you a lie, so, you should I do not love you more than my hitachi magic wand.

You're about equal - be happy with that.

02/09/2009