Number One Husband Merchandise Fail

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Number One Husband Merchandise Fail

Ghost Ghost
So, I was trying to find something extremely stupid to torture my husband with and I came upon this CafePress store. While browsing through the inane merchandise, I noticed a strange thing: a dog t-shirt with the slogan "#1 Husband".

I can't be the only sane person in the world who finds this wildly hilarious, can I?

11/05/2011
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Devy Devy
LOL it's NOT just you
11/05/2011
unfulfilled unfulfilled
Funny!
11/05/2011
AndroAngel AndroAngel
Wow... That's a little odd, unless it's for those people who have their dogs marry each other.
11/05/2011
toxie m toxie m
Yikes. That shirt invites all kinds of uncomfortable assumptions, hah
11/05/2011
SexyTabby SexyTabby
Quote:
Originally posted by toxie m
Yikes. That shirt invites all kinds of uncomfortable assumptions, hah
That's what I was thinking. A little too strange for me.
11/05/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
My husband tried to torment me by sometimes introducing me to people as "This is P'Gell, my first wife." Then, of course, people ask him if he's remarried and he says "Not yet."


HA..... ha ha ha ha...... Yeah. Not that funny. (And I have a pretty sick sense of humor.)

But, if your husband has a sense of humor like yours, maybe he'll think it's funny. If he doesn't like it, the shirt simply won't be worn by him. And it would be a waste of money.
11/05/2011
Antipova Antipova
I'm sure you've all heard how to tell whether your dog or your wife loves you more?



(pause while you brace yourselves)



You shut them both in the trunk for 20 minutes, and see who's happier to see you when you let them out.



Pretty forgiving husband some CafePress revolutionary 's got there, eh?
11/05/2011
indiglo indiglo
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I'm sure you've all heard how to tell whether your dog or your wife loves you more?



(pause while you brace yourselves)



You shut them both in the trunk for 20 minutes, and see who's happier to see you when you ...
Hilarious!


That shirt is insanely funny - who would make such a thing? lol
11/05/2011
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
My husband tried to torment me by sometimes introducing me to people as "This is P'Gell, my first wife." Then, of course, people ask him if he's remarried and he says "Not yet."


HA..... ha ha ha ha...... ...
My husband likes to introduce and refer to me as the "Future Mrs. Ex [Ourlastname]". I think it's funny.
11/05/2011
Ash1141 Ash1141
Lol
11/05/2011
AngelvMaynard AngelvMaynard
Ok, call me stupid, but I don't get it??
11/05/2011
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
So, I was trying to find something extremely stupid to torture my husband with and I came upon this CafePress store. While browsing through the inane merchandise, I noticed a strange thing: a dog t-shirt with the slogan "#1 ...
Too FUNNY!
11/05/2011
Lickable Lollie Lickable Lollie
brings a new meaning to doggy style...
11/06/2011
NarcissisticLust NarcissisticLust
lol that is pretty disgusting
11/06/2011
Ms. Spice Ms. Spice
considering that my dog has been a better companion than most of my exes, I would be proud to buy him that shirt lol it's a cute and hysterical little gift to give though
11/06/2011
P'Gell P'Gell
Wait... it's about the dog? Like the dog is the husband?

I don't understand this at all.
11/07/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
If that shirt said "#1 wife" there would be an uproar. Got to love those double standards.
11/07/2011
Ghost Ghost
Quote:
Originally posted by P'Gell
Wait... it's about the dog? Like the dog is the husband?

I don't understand this at all.
Yeah, when I saw the product, I thought "This makes it seem as if the dog is the #1 Husband". Which is bizarre on many levels.
11/07/2011
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
Quote:
Originally posted by Antipova
I'm sure you've all heard how to tell whether your dog or your wife loves you more?



(pause while you brace yourselves)



You shut them both in the trunk for 20 minutes, and see who's happier to see you when you ...
Ha...Ha.........ha..
02/21/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
x'D It's sorta cute even if it is a little odd.
02/22/2012
rawsonbr rawsonbr
Well dogs are more loyal! lol
02/25/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
Quote:
Originally posted by Ghost
Yeah, when I saw the product, I thought "This makes it seem as if the dog is the #1 Husband". Which is bizarre on many levels.
I think the joke is, "A dog makes a better husband than most human guys." Or something to that effect. It's either funny or disturbing, depending on how you look at it.
02/28/2012
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