Hmm, there was another post about this already where I explicit posted my utter disgust and hatred with the series LOL, but I'll just reiterate:
1. It's poorly written with such INGENIOUS phrases as "I FLUSHED" and "HOLY CRAP" every other freaking sentence!
2. It makes BDSM practitioners out to be abused psychopaths.
3. The leading lady Anastasia is a damn moron who contradicts herself every five seconds while coming across as batshit insane, thanks to her constant talking to her Inner Goddess and Self conscious.
4. It's ending just pissed me the Hell off, but I won't say just because I don't want to ruin it for others.
5. I wasted a small portion of my LIFE reading that garbage that I'll never get back...I want to throw tomatoes at E.L. James' Twilight, fanfic-loving FACE!
Hopefully, the angry emoticons demonstrate my strong dislike of these works of ridiculous fiction.