Fifty Shades - Just the Dirty Parts

Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
I know I'm not in good company when I say this, but I HATED Fifty Shades of Grey. I only got a third of the way through the first one and had to put it down. I returned it and got my money back. I thought the story line was awful, I couldn't stand Ana, and don't even get me started on the grammar.

Recently however, I've found myself wanting to go back to it and just find the dirty parts to read. There has got to be somewhere with just these passages snipped out. Anyone know where?
03/08/2013
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Contributor: Ansley Ansley
Start here, perhaps?
03/08/2013
Contributor: jennifur77 jennifur77
I think there's a lot better erotica out there than Fifty Shades' dirty parts. lol
03/08/2013
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
Quote:
Originally posted by Ansley
Start here, perhaps?
Ok, yea. From reading that, I don't think I'm missing out on anything. Thanks
03/08/2013
Contributor: lustylusty lustylusty
I loved the books, they get better
03/08/2013
Contributor: Jenn (aka kissmykitty) Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
The kinky parts of the books are enjoyable, but the rest is just...too much fan-fic type stuff.
03/08/2013
Contributor: eri86 eri86
I didn't learn it was fanfic till after I'd read them. I think that helped.
03/09/2013
Contributor: LikeSunshineDust LikeSunshineDust
All I can think of is wanting to barf when I read "a Christian Grey flavored popsicle". Ugh.
03/09/2013