How do you take your vampires? :P

Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Self-explanatory. There's so many vampire movies, books, and shows all portraying different sorts. Which kind do you like?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
Unsexy monsters (Like Nosferatu).
Falsepast , powerandintent , romstomp , pootpootpoot , darthkitt3n , Caus , KyotoAngel , Hallmar82 , Kitka , corsetsaurus rex , dv8 , dhig , anonkitty , Nirelan , VelvetDragon
15
Hot as hell but often evil too (Like in True Blood).
Pixel , Falsepast , Peggi , powerandintent , Badass , catsin , hatman , Nissa Nissa , eggiweg , underHim , Missmarc , ksparkles16 , voenne , pootpootpoot , Graniteal , Curiouscat , jokerzwild , LovesAPoet , Ashley:) , interestingstuff , Caus , padmeamidala , Lilith Bealove , KyotoAngel , Highmaintenancegirl916 , Mwar , roskat , caligaliber , Kitka , Kithara , Beck , corsetsaurus rex , dhig , anonkitty , Nirelan , Gone (LD29) , kittenfacery , VelvetDragon
38
Mostly harmless and pretty (Like... Twilight).
Taylor , MissCandyland , Nirelan
3
I like them all!
GONE! , Rossie , PeaceToTheMiddleEast , Beck , Nirelan
5
Not a vampire fan here.
funluvinmama , Ghost , mpfm , Howells , CoffeeCup , BlooJay , married with children , Stinkytofu10
8
Total votes: 69 (55 voters)
Poll is closed
04/02/2012
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Contributor: Falsepast Falsepast
"how do you take your vampires" XD i was about to answer "up the butt"
04/02/2012
Contributor: plaidvulva plaidvulva
I like them cold, calculating and flamboyant; like the ones in the anime "Shiki"
04/02/2012
Contributor: powerandintent powerandintent
pretty much any way except sparkly. haha
04/02/2012
Contributor: Badass Badass
i like my vamps to be a bit on the mean side...
04/02/2012
Contributor: hatman hatman
Hold the sparkles.
Hot and evil, definitely. And a lot of personality, yes.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Pixel Pixel
any which way, so long as there isn't a sparkle in sight!
04/02/2012
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Out of those, I'd pick the Nosferatu one, but I prefer the Buffy-type vampire.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Nissa Nissa Nissa Nissa
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
Self-explanatory. There's so many vampire movies, books, and shows all portraying different sorts. Which kind do you like?
I like Interview with the Vampire, Dracula and Buffy Vampires. I'm totally ok with Vampire Diaries ones as well.. for a romantic vampire show it can be kinda dark.
04/02/2012
Contributor: ksparkles16 ksparkles16
I love vampires!
04/02/2012
Contributor: voenne voenne
Mmmm. I prefer my vampires to be like Eric Northman.
04/02/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Not into vampires.
04/02/2012
Contributor: PeaceToTheMiddleEast PeaceToTheMiddleEast
I like all types of vampires. Which reminds me I need to get caught up on my Vampire Diaries. Now they got some handsome ass men on there.
04/02/2012
Contributor: CindyH CindyH
pretty and sexy
04/02/2012
Contributor: pootpootpoot pootpootpoot
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
"how do you take your vampires" XD i was about to answer "up the butt"
LOL you just made my day!

I like both kinds, or (even better) cute ones that can turn all monstrous under certain conditions. The transition from hot to scary is really interesting to me.
04/02/2012
Contributor: Curiouscat Curiouscat
Hot and evil! And no sparkling.
04/02/2012
Contributor: jokerzwild jokerzwild
not glittery emos
04/02/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Quote:
Originally posted by Falsepast
"how do you take your vampires" XD i was about to answer "up the butt"
This is the best answer! XD
04/03/2012
Contributor: blacklodge blacklodge
English, bleach blonde, and arrogant. Woo, Spike.
04/03/2012
Contributor: Caus Caus
Ah, I like 'em unsexy but I also appreciate some sexy ones.
04/03/2012
Contributor: Lilith Bealove Lilith Bealove
Lestat & Loius
04/03/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
I prefer then like the ones in Interview With a Vampire or as horribly terrifying monsters like Nosferatu or the vampires in Priest.

I think vampires are more frightening when they're irresistible (because of sex appeal or charm or some similar thing) but sadistic and evil.
04/04/2012
Contributor: Highmaintenancegirl916 Highmaintenancegirl916
Hot as hell but often evil too (Like in True Blood).
04/04/2012
Contributor: Mwar Mwar
Might as well have them nice to look at
04/04/2012
Contributor: roskat roskat
Hot and evil....
04/05/2012
Contributor: Hallmar82 Hallmar82
Best of both worlds: Sexy Monster a la Hellsing!
04/05/2012
Contributor: MissCandyland MissCandyland
I don't really care for Twilight, but that's how I like my vampires.
04/05/2012
Contributor: Kitka Kitka
Glittery vamps don't do it for me.
04/05/2012
Contributor: married with children married with children
medium, with a touch of salt and pepper.
04/05/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by married with children
medium, with a touch of salt and pepper.
...I was half hoping someone would make a "with some fava beans and a nice Chianti" joke soon in this thread but that's pretty close too. xD
04/06/2012