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Contributor: kdlt kdlt 12/07/2012

So I was browsing this site while an ad for The Hobbit was playing. This led me to wonder all sorts of stuff...

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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives? (29 posts)
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Who's getting busy more often? (12 posts)
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Which character would look hottest in a leather bustier? (9 posts)
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Are you excited for The Hobbit? (9 posts)
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
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Total votes: 113 (74 voters)
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Contributor: jr2012 jr2012
Totally Elrond. I mean, he has had thousands of years in his magical city, with (presumably) servants and hottie elves everywhere.

Hmm...having images of Elf-forged cock rings and such.
12/08/2012
Contributor: K101 K101
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Originally posted by kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Wow. I'd never thought of that movie(s) in a sexual way, so I just don't know.
12/08/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
What warrior chick wouldn't be turned on by Smaug's voice?
12/08/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Originally posted by kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Gandalf
12/08/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Gandalf
12/09/2012
Contributor: GONE! GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
12/09/2012
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
haha He was such a playful guy (especially when he was younger)! I guess it kind of makes sense.
12/17/2012
Contributor: ne1469694u ne1469694u
Quote:
Originally posted by kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Gandalf
12/17/2012
Contributor: RedGlitter RedGlitter
Gandalf...besides, he's a sexy older man!
01/04/2013
Contributor: cocobearrr cocobearrr
Gandalf
01/06/2013
Contributor: Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Elrond. Gandalf just doesn't strike me as all that kinky
01/06/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Gandalf all the way.
01/13/2013
Contributor: Lavendar Lavendar
Gandalf
01/13/2013
Contributor: inkky inkky
Gandalf And Elrond Were Both Probably Pimps
01/15/2013
Contributor: Kirill1171 Kirill1171
Gandalf
01/15/2013
Contributor: J5ive J5ive
Gandalf
01/26/2013
Contributor: Mrs.Tee Mrs.Tee
Quote:
Originally posted by kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Smaug
01/26/2013
Contributor: alexjewels alexjewels
Quote:
Originally posted by kdlt
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
THORIN
01/27/2013
Contributor: AmaShark AmaShark
I'm not really sure.
01/27/2013
Contributor: noway noway
Love this question!
01/28/2013
Contributor: KinkyCouple KinkyCouple
Fili.
01/05/2015
Contributor: RonLee RonLee
Granted it's not really kinky, but in my mind's eye I picture both the Hobbits and the Dwarves as bi leaning mostly to same-sex relations.
02/18/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
He's mysterious, appears out of nowhere and has had thousands of years to perfect his 'craft'. And he's not ugly.
02/18/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
Which one was the one that carried that ring around? We don't know what kind of ring (cock-ring?), but if it was that then someone could look on while he did who knows what to his penis. And he always had a spaced out look, like he went at it one too many times. hmm...someone could watch his balls in action and if he had a partner, could practically see up her ass.
02/18/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by RonLee
Granted it's not really kinky, but in my mind's eye I picture both the Hobbits and the Dwarves as bi leaning mostly to same-sex relations.
Interesting observation Ronlee. I see the Dwarves but not so much the hobbits as leaning more to the same sex relations category.
02/20/2015
Contributor: Secret Pleasure Secret Pleasure
not really into it
06/06/2015
Contributor: Inquisitor Inquisitor
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Originally posted by Inquisitor
Interesting observation Ronlee. I see the Dwarves but not so much the hobbits as leaning more to the same sex relations category.
I see the Hobbits as being more into group sex and small orgies because everything they do seems to be communal.
06/06/2015
Contributor: symbiasin symbiasin
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Originally posted by GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
He comes and goes without a trace, leaving us to wonder...who was that sexy man? He was the one with the flowing white hair right?
06/07/2015
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
Who's getting busy more often?
Answers (public voting - your screen name will appear in the results):
kdlt , amplified to rock , sillylilkitten
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SMichelle , KyotoAngel , brevado , G.L. Morrison , souviet , Eugler , InnocentIchigo , CoffeeCup , PeppermintPie , pirata
10  (25%)
GONE! , Kat and Aaron(aaron) , Chilipepper , Rraine , BlooJay , Stinkytofu10 , Terri69 , sexxxkitten , Incendiaire , hhh , potstickers , cocobearrr , Cowgirl-Cutie , spiced , TheirPet , fizzygato , LavenderSkies , deltalima , Kirill1171 , mpfm , skeeterlynn , Deeder , noway , Isola , wingfolk , KinkyCouple
26  (65%)
dv8
1  (2%)
Total votes: 40
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Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
The elves, of course...they have all that ethereal, mysterious charm going for them.
12/08/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
Duh.. the elves!
12/08/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Hobbits - they're earthy like that.
12/08/2012
Contributor: BlooJay BlooJay
Hobbits
12/08/2012
Contributor: Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Originally posted by kdlt
Who's getting busy more often?
Hobbits
12/08/2012
Contributor: Terri69 Terri69
Hobbits
12/09/2012
Contributor: cocobearrr cocobearrr
Hobbits
01/06/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
Either hobbits or orcs.
01/13/2013
Contributor: souviet souviet
Quote:
Originally posted by kdlt
Who's getting busy more often?
elves, man. they're well known for huge obnoxious parties.
01/15/2013
Contributor: KinkyCouple KinkyCouple
I have to say hobbits. Dwarves have too few women and elves don't seem very passionate to me.
01/06/2015
Contributor: pirata pirata
i said elves since they are immortal and you have to start getting...curious after a certain point lol Though I do wonder why humans weren't on the list

*Also, my bf says there are no female orcs (that he has seen), so there is probably lots of kinky gay sex
01/10/2015
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
Which character would look hottest in a leather bustier or other fetish-related outfit? Please don't give me imagery to gouge my eyes out to, though! (Hint: Gollum!)
12/07/2012
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Contributor: GONE! GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
12/08/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
x'D That image...it should be a poster.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Elrond in some bondage gear. <w<
I always did have a thing for the elves.
12/08/2012
Contributor: Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
01/07/2013
Contributor: TheirPet TheirPet
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Originally posted by GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
Oh, dear lord, no.
01/13/2013
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Originally posted by Cowgirl-Cutie
ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
kinky gollum

...
01/14/2013
Contributor: deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
Hahaha kinky.
01/15/2013
Contributor: noway noway
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Originally posted by KyotoAngel


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LOL that's to die for
01/28/2013
Contributor: pirata pirata
Thorin is practically wearing fetish gear already
01/10/2015
Contributor: kdlt kdlt
Are you going to go to the midnight premier? Maybe even dress up? Have you read the Hobbit? If so, how old were you?
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Contributor: Vaginas Vaginas
I am sexually aroused
12/08/2012
Contributor: KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Of course I am...I don't even care if people are getting sick watching it.
I MUST see it eventually.
12/08/2012
Contributor: brevado brevado
Meh.. I'll see it, but probably not in the theater.
12/08/2012
Contributor: Chilipepper Chilipepper
Not at a midnight showing or in costume (I retired my Hobbit character Myrtle Danderfluff ages ago). But I am really looking forward to seeing it!

I read it back in high school and even enjoyed the Rankin-Bass animated movie (I know, I'm a dork).
12/08/2012
Contributor: sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
FUCK YES. You have no idea how excited I am hahaha. I've been waiting for this ever since it was announced that they were going to start writing for it. I read the book in middle school, and it's been one of my favorite books ever since. Definitely going to the midnight premier with my friends, probably not dressing up though.
12/09/2012
Contributor: Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
I went and am so glad I did
01/07/2013
Contributor: wingfolk wingfolk
I plan to see them all and then buy the DVDs.
01/04/2014
Contributor: KinkyCouple KinkyCouple
I went to see Bot5A and cried like a little bitch the entire last 45 minutes. So good.
01/10/2015