Kinky hobbits? Kinky hobbits!

kadelette kadelette 12/07/2012

So I was browsing this site while an ad for The Hobbit was playing. This led me to wonder all sorts of stuff...

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kadelette kadelette
Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
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jr2012 jr2012
Totally Elrond. I mean, he has had thousands of years in his magical city, with (presumably) servants and hottie elves everywhere.

Hmm...having images of Elf-forged cock rings and such.
12/08/2012
kendra30752 kendra30752
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Wow. I'd never thought of that movie(s) in a sexual way, so I just don't know.
12/08/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
What warrior chick wouldn't be turned on by Smaug's voice?
12/08/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Gandalf
12/08/2012
Terri69 Terri69
Gandalf
12/09/2012
GONE! GONE!
I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
12/09/2012
kadelette kadelette
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I really want to know why we all think Gandalf would be kinkiest.
haha He was such a playful guy (especially when he was younger)! I guess it kind of makes sense.
12/17/2012
ne1469694u ne1469694u
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Gandalf
12/17/2012
Kiss Kiss
Gandalf...besides, he's a sexy older man!
01/04/2013
cocobearrr cocobearrr
Gandalf
01/06/2013
Adriana Ravenlust Adriana Ravenlust
Elrond. Gandalf just doesn't strike me as all that kinky
01/06/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
Gandalf all the way.
01/13/2013
Nykatron Nykatron
Gandalf
01/13/2013
inkky inkky
Gandalf And Elrond Were Both Probably Pimps
01/15/2013
Kirill1171 Kirill1171
Gandalf
01/15/2013
J5ive J5ive
Gandalf
01/26/2013
Mrs.Tee Mrs.Tee
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
Smaug
01/26/2013
alexjewels alexjewels
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Which characters do you guys think would have had secret kinky lives?
THORIN
01/27/2013
AmaShark AmaShark
I'm not really sure.
01/27/2013
noway noway
Love this question!
01/28/2013
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kadelette kadelette
Who's getting busy more often?
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GONE! , Kat and Aaron(aaron) , Chilipepper , Rraine , BlooJay , Stinkytofu10 , Terri69 , sexxxkitten , Incendiaire , hhh , potstickers , cocobearrr , Cowgirl-Cutie , spiced , TheirPet , fizzygato , LavenderSkies , deltalima , Kirill1171 , mpfm , skeeterlynn , Deeder , noway , Isola , wingfolk
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KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
The elves, of course...they have all that ethereal, mysterious charm going for them.
12/08/2012
brevado brevado
Duh.. the elves!
12/08/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Hobbits - they're earthy like that.
12/08/2012
BlooJay BlooJay
Hobbits
12/08/2012
Stinkytofu10 Stinkytofu10
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Who's getting busy more often?
Hobbits
12/08/2012
Terri69 Terri69
Hobbits
12/09/2012
cocobearrr cocobearrr
Hobbits
01/06/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
Either hobbits or orcs.
01/13/2013
souviet souviet
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Who's getting busy more often?
elves, man. they're well known for huge obnoxious parties.
01/15/2013
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kadelette kadelette
Which character would look hottest in a leather bustier or other fetish-related outfit? Please don't give me imagery to gouge my eyes out to, though! (Hint: Gollum!)
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GONE! GONE!
Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
12/08/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
x'D That image...it should be a poster.

Honestly, I wouldn't mind seeing Elrond in some bondage gear. <w<
I always did have a thing for the elves.
12/08/2012
Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
01/07/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
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Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
Oh, dear lord, no.
01/13/2013
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
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ROFL at the thoughts of Gollum in fetish wear...oh my
kinky gollum

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01/14/2013
deltalima deltalima
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Well I for one think Gollum would look downright preeeeccciioouusss.
Hahaha kinky.
01/15/2013
noway noway
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LOL that's to die for
01/28/2013
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kadelette kadelette
Are you going to go to the midnight premier? Maybe even dress up? Have you read the Hobbit? If so, how old were you?
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Vaginas Vaginas
I am sexually aroused
12/08/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Of course I am...I don't even care if people are getting sick watching it.
I MUST see it eventually.
12/08/2012
brevado brevado
Meh.. I'll see it, but probably not in the theater.
12/08/2012
Chilipepper Chilipepper
Not at a midnight showing or in costume (I retired my Hobbit character Myrtle Danderfluff ages ago). But I am really looking forward to seeing it!

I read it back in high school and even enjoyed the Rankin-Bass animated movie (I know, I'm a dork).
12/08/2012
sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
FUCK YES. You have no idea how excited I am hahaha. I've been waiting for this ever since it was announced that they were going to start writing for it. I read the book in middle school, and it's been one of my favorite books ever since. Definitely going to the midnight premier with my friends, probably not dressing up though.
12/09/2012
Cowgirl-Cutie Cowgirl-Cutie
I went and am so glad I did
01/07/2013
wingfolk wingfolk
I plan to see them all and then buy the DVDs.
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