Samuel L. Jackson reads "Go the F%*k to Sleep"

Contributor: El-Jaro El-Jaro
Someone shared this with me and I had to share!

Samuel L. Jackson reads
06/14/2011
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Contributor: [Red] [Red]
Rofl.
06/14/2011
Contributor: Jobthingy Jobthingy
That is bloody awesome
06/14/2011
Contributor: Sammi Sammi
That's pretty good
06/14/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
I bought my best friend the actual book, and she loved it. When I showed her this, we both cracked up.

It's wonderful.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Errant Venture Errant Venture
Hilarious! I'm going to be listening to this all day.
06/15/2011
Contributor: Linga Linga
I love this book and just bought it on audibles
06/15/2011
Contributor: slynch slynch
Very good!
06/15/2011
Contributor: Kindred Kindred
A friend just gave this to me. It would be hilarious if it weren't so true right now.
06/15/2011
Contributor: hjtee hjtee
I bought this actual book! I love it!
06/15/2011
Contributor: PiratePrincess PiratePrincess
This is awesome!
06/15/2011
Contributor: Cedarlooman Cedarlooman
Great book, and so true. I bought it for my nook (which I read while waiting for the kids to go the fuck to sleep. ). I can't wait to give this a listen!
06/15/2011
Contributor: lemony lemony
Hilarious
06/17/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Someone shared this with me and I had to share!

Samuel L. Jackson reads
*bows at your feet* THANK YOU!! as the mother to a child with severe insomnia I have thought this soooo much!
06/17/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Someone shared this with me and I had to share!

Samuel L. Jackson reads
OMG my mom told me about this tonigh! Who the hell would read this to their kids?! Lmao

Just want to point out that I , too, think this sometimes, I wouldn't read it to him though,,, lol.

Saw your post up there, HHSM
06/17/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by cherryredhead88
OMG my mom told me about this tonigh! Who the hell would read this to their kids?! Lmao

Just want to point out that I , too, think this sometimes, I wouldn't read it to him though,,, lol.

Saw your post up there, HHSM
its for the adults, not kids lol
06/17/2011
Contributor: cherryredhead88 cherryredhead88
Quote:
Originally posted by Wondermom
its for the adults, not kids lol
WOW I am such a blonde... I blame it on my mom, lol. She said there is a lot of controversy going on about it. I guess it's my tired insomniac brain, I think I will go the f@%k to sleep now!
06/17/2011
Contributor: DeliciousSurprise DeliciousSurprise
Quote:
Originally posted by cherryredhead88
WOW I am such a blonde... I blame it on my mom, lol. She said there is a lot of controversy going on about it. I guess it's my tired insomniac brain, I think I will go the f@%k to sleep now!
My best friend (the one for whom I purchased it) read it to her six year old.

Her six year old found it, "Somewhat amusing."


But, then, her tiny human is kind of badass to begin with.
06/17/2011
Contributor: Wondermom Wondermom
Quote:
Originally posted by DeliciousSurprise
My best friend (the one for whom I purchased it) read it to her six year old.

Her six year old found it, "Somewhat amusing."


But, then, her tiny human is kind of badass to begin with.
yeah, some people might read it to their kids, but it is a comedic book for adults, amazon doesn't list it in kids books.

me and the husband were laughing our butts off listening to it, this has been our life for the past 5 years! we would never cuss at him like they do in the book, but god I have wanted to say this so many times.
06/17/2011
Contributor: BBW Talks Toys BBW Talks Toys
You can listen to it here but it's not read by Samuel L. Jackson. To me, he just makes it priceless, but I LOVE SLJ!
06/17/2011
Contributor: wetone123 wetone123
Thanks for sharing! I think it's f#*king amazing! You are so right BBW -SLJ reading this is what makes the tale priceless!
06/17/2011
Contributor: Mr. & Mrs. Peg Mr. & Mrs. Peg
I love this. I am afraid some dumbass might read it to a very young child who they think won't understand. But as an adult, it is tooo funny.
06/17/2011
Contributor: GravyCakes GravyCakes
that is damn funny!
06/23/2011
Contributor: Jul!a Jul!a
I finally got a chance to hear this last night and cracked the fuck up lol
06/23/2011
Contributor: Scott Ghost Scott Ghost
Awesome
06/27/2011
Contributor: Shellz31 Shellz31
I was watching Letterman when Samuel L Jackson was on there reading a little of this book.
06/27/2011
Contributor: Peggi Peggi
Brilliant!

I really want this book.

My friend bought this book and let her toddler listen to it. She thought it was hilarious. The kid is a riot anyway, though, so this is nothing new to her!
10/18/2011
Contributor: Ash1141 Ash1141
Lol
10/18/2011
Contributor: AndroAngel AndroAngel
This is exactly why my friends shouldn't ever let me babysit.
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