Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack my friend's husband during sex because she thought he was hurting her. Just curious.
Pets and Sex
09/04/2008
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Well, my perverted cat likes to sit on the bed next to us and stare while my husband and I have sex. He also thinks bullets are a great toy, and has killed a couple of them by chewing the cord into little bitty pieces Oh well though, it give me an excuse to buy new toys Most of the time though, he just acts pissed that we are on "his" bed, hogging all the room.
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack
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Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack my friend's husband during sex because she thought he was hurting her. Just curious.
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09/04/2008
My dog has to be escorted out of the room when we have sex. He likes to try to like my partner's ass when he's on top. I'm starting to think it has something to do with the flavored lube. My dog also thinks its some game and tries to play with us.....
I still can't help but love him (my dog).
I still can't help but love him (my dog).
09/05/2008
a couple of years ago, we were keeping our son's dog, Joy, for awhile. Joy is part coyote and part Aussie Shepherd. We were having sex, and she jumped up on the bed and shoved her cold, wet nose right into my husband's ass. Needless to say, this brought things to a screeching halt! We always put her out of the room after that....
09/05/2008
What is it with cats and sex? Almost every cat I've ever been around (and that's a lot) has been very very affectionate post-fucking, and likes to rub on the bed or whatever spot we happened to be in too... they're all about the smells, I guess. It always freaks me out a little.
A friend of mine told me about the weird experience of giving head to a girl in her bed while hearing her crated dog panting along in unison with her.
A friend of mine told me about the weird experience of giving head to a girl in her bed while hearing her crated dog panting along in unison with her.
09/05/2008
We have a bulldog, and he snores to high heaven. Whenever he's not trying to lick my husband's toes, he goes to sleep on his couch (in our bedroom), like "Oh, Mommy and Daddy are doing 'that THING' again) and snores like a buzz saw. Some people have sex to music. I always tell hubby I'm going to record bulldog snores for our "sensual mood CD."
09/05/2008
OMG you have a bulldog...me too! We got him from the english bulldog rescue in Miami. He also snores a lot but is a very good boy. He is crate trained which is great. He sleeps at the foot of our bed in his own bed so if we are having sex sometimes we just leave him. He is pretty lazy but if he gets too excited by us 'playing'. I guess he thinks were starting a tug of war game or something. Then we just shoo him out but if he starts to bark then he goes to his crate and usually settles down.
09/05/2008
I just have to say that when I read the headline to the post I first thought to myself, "Do I click on it. I hope no one is having sex with their pets. I don't want to read about that." Just me?
09/05/2008
My miniature dachshund also has a slight snoring issue. You still can't help but love them!!
Dame Demi- I love the cd suggestion!!
Dame Demi- I love the cd suggestion!!
09/05/2008
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Aren't they wonderful??!
Originally posted by
BeeLeaveMe
OMG you have a bulldog...me too! We got him from the english bulldog rescue in Miami. He also snores a lot but is a very good boy. He is crate trained which is great. He sleeps at the foot of our bed in his own bed so if we are having sex
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OMG you have a bulldog...me too! We got him from the english bulldog rescue in Miami. He also snores a lot but is a very good boy. He is crate trained which is great. He sleeps at the foot of our bed in his own bed so if we are having sex sometimes we just leave him. He is pretty lazy but if he gets too excited by us 'playing'. I guess he thinks were starting a tug of war game or something. Then we just shoo him out but if he starts to bark then he goes to his crate and usually settles down.
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09/05/2008
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No, I probably could have come up with a better heading, but it was hours past my normal bedtime....
Originally posted by
BeeLeaveMe
I just have to say that when I read the headline to the post I first thought to myself, "Do I click on it. I hope no one is having sex with their pets. I don't want to read about that." Just me?
09/05/2008
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Seriously....it's become our "sex sounds"!
Originally posted by
Beautiful Dreamer
My miniature dachshund also has a slight snoring issue. You still can't help but love them!! Dame Demi- I love the cd suggestion!!
09/05/2008
My cats always want to be on the bed and cuddle *during* sex (with the exception of my latest partner...hmmm). At the very least, if I shut them out, they'll scratch and cry and meow forever. So my sex partners just have to deal with it...
09/05/2008
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Ah, good i'm sooo glad i'm not the only one having sex to snores like a buzz saw accept mine are from a 12 week old white boxer puppy.
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
We have a bulldog, and he snores to high heaven. Whenever he's not trying to lick my husband's toes, he goes to sleep on his couch (in our bedroom), like "Oh, Mommy and Daddy are doing 'that THING' again) and snores like a buzz
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We have a bulldog, and he snores to high heaven. Whenever he's not trying to lick my husband's toes, he goes to sleep on his couch (in our bedroom), like "Oh, Mommy and Daddy are doing 'that THING' again) and snores like a buzz saw. Some people have sex to music. I always tell hubby I'm going to record bulldog snores for our "sensual mood CD."
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09/08/2008
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I have a pug/pekingese (sp?) mix. He's so cute and wrinkly! He actually "looks" alot like an english bulldog and I love bulldogs! I think they are soo cute! Anyway.....he's a horrible snorer too! It can get insanely loud at times! His problem is, he loves to lick the water off of your legs when you get out of the shower and he likes to stare at naked people.....he's so weird but, I love him! =)
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
We have a bulldog, and he snores to high heaven. Whenever he's not trying to lick my husband's toes, he goes to sleep on his couch (in our bedroom), like "Oh, Mommy and Daddy are doing 'that THING' again) and snores like a buzz
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We have a bulldog, and he snores to high heaven. Whenever he's not trying to lick my husband's toes, he goes to sleep on his couch (in our bedroom), like "Oh, Mommy and Daddy are doing 'that THING' again) and snores like a buzz saw. Some people have sex to music. I always tell hubby I'm going to record bulldog snores for our "sensual mood CD."
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09/08/2008
my pup almost licked my hubbies penis right after i was done with him. she no longer is allowed inside while were getting it.
10/22/2010
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I have a bunny rabbit that is like my puppy well trained and sweet...she just stares at us and its funny if you see her in her cage looking up
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack
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Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack my friend's husband during sex because she thought he was hurting her. Just curious.
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11/19/2010
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lolss
Originally posted by
mrs.mckrakn
my pup almost licked my hubbies penis right after i was done with him. she no longer is allowed inside while were getting it.
12/30/2010
my dog just walked in and was like alright cool beans and then left.
03/12/2012
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Oh that is awkward. XD
Originally posted by
mrs.mckrakn
my pup almost licked my hubbies penis right after i was done with him. she no longer is allowed inside while were getting it.
03/18/2012
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My girlfriend's dog will lick my girlfriend's leg and ass.
Originally posted by
Dame Demi
Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack
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Was just wondering if anyone had any funny stories to share about their pets integrating themselves into sexual situations. My dog tends to lick my husband's toes while hubby's going down on me. My best friend's late dog used to attack my friend's husband during sex because she thought he was hurting her. Just curious.
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03/19/2012
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