A guy - Enjoy (joke)

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A guy - Enjoy (joke)

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says "What the hell was that all about?"
08/06/2012
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Cinnyree Cinnyree
Poor snail! it must have been a female...why would you go back after being thrown?
08/06/2012
spookycutie spookycutie
Ahaha.
08/06/2012
Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
And they say guys don't have PMS? Hahahaha
08/06/2012
digit88 digit88
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. ...
ha ha
08/06/2012
Sundae Sparkles Sundae Sparkles
heh heh thanks
08/06/2012
Ms. N Ms. N
Love it!
08/06/2012
K101 K101
LOL. Too cute! Thanks for sharing that.

PS. I love snails! They're cute. To me, anyways. If a snail came a knockin' at my door, I'd invite him in for... dinner! Dinner of course. Lol. Kidding, but they really are cute. Which brings me to this: did you guys know that snails use their "foot" to block or make a seal at that hole in their shell?! They can keep blocked for I believe even a month or longer. They can create the hard slime over it that prevents things (like nosey people) from puncturing the little hole and getting to them! How neat is that?

Just thought I'd share since we're on the topic of snails, and I just recently learned this and it interested me. Who'd ever knew snails had feet?! Ha Ha.
09/30/2012
Alyxx Alyxx
Very cute. I love snails, I have a bunch in my fish tank. They're really fun to watch.
09/30/2012
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