A guy walks into a bar - Enjoy

Sodom and Gomorrah Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit unscathed. If it works, everyone buys me drinks." The crowd agrees. The guy drops his pants and puts his privates in the gator's mouth. Gator closes mouth. After a minute, the guy grabs a beer bottle and bangs the gator on the top of its head. The gator opens wide, and he removes his genitals unscathed. Everyone buys him drinks. Then he says: "I'll pay anyone $100 who's willing to give it a try." After a while, a hand goes up in the back of the bar. It's a woman. "I'll give it a try," she says, "but you have to promise not to hit me on the head with the beer bottle."
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Yaoi Pervette (deleted) Yaoi Pervette (deleted)
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit ... More
08/05/2012
edeneve edeneve
Quote:
Originally posted by Sodom and Gomorrah
A guy enters a bar carrying an alligator. Says to the patrons, "Here’s a deal. I'll open this alligator's mouth and place my genitals inside. The gator will close his mouth for one minute, then open it, and I'll remove my unit ... More
- I'm rolling on the floor
08/05/2012
Rin (aka Nire) Rin (aka Nire)
I can't believe it took me a whole minute to get the punchline. Still very funny!
08/05/2012
HusbandandWife HusbandandWife
Funny!
08/05/2012
mpfm mpfm
Giggling here. Thanks for the laugh.
08/06/2012
G&L G&L
Thanks
08/06/2012
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