A reviewers worst nightmare!!!

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A reviewers worst nightmare!!!

Eeyor89 Eeyor89
So yesterday I expected to come home to a 7 function egg (my review item)... and this is what I saw...






The neighbors dog got a hold of my package, I guess he wanted to try it out. Lol.. Needless to say I will now make sure I am at home whenever I am expecting a package.

Have you ever had that happen befor?
12/17/2010
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Quote:
Originally posted by Eeyor89
So yesterday I expected to come home to a 7 function egg (my review item)... and this is what I saw...






The neighbors dog got a hold of my package, I guess he wanted to try it out. Lol.. Needless to say I will now make sure ...
Oh my ACK!

LOL and what the hell do you say to the neighbor.. 'can you keep an eye on your dog please.. he ate my sex toy'
12/17/2010
LicentiouslyYours LicentiouslyYours
I am sympathetic...but I am also laughing!
12/17/2010
Lindz86 Lindz86
I'm in a bad mood thereby would make the neighbours pay for the full price of the toy that their dog ate.
On a better day I might laugh while feeling your pain.
12/17/2010
Tuesday Tuesday
I know it wasn't your dog, but you might enjoy this site anyway. link
12/17/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Damn that bites! hehe
Looks like something my Min Pin would do.
12/17/2010
Kayla Kayla
I'd definitely tell your neighbors about it, 'cause next time it might be some expensive Amazon package or something instead of a sex toy for review. That's definitely laughable though.
12/17/2010
Eeyor89 Eeyor89
I was soo upset when I found it, thank god my Grandmother didn't see it, lol. But know that I look back it is kinda funny.

Yea I told them that I don't mind if they let their dog loose to run around (since we don't live in a neighborhood), Just do it befor the mail lady runs.

I do wanna say "Thank You EdenFantasys!!" after seeing the pictures, and hearing the story they are sending me a replacement. "You Guys Rock!"
12/17/2010
ScottA ScottA
Yikes. I"ve been worried about dogs getting their teeth on my toys, but I never was worried about it before the package was opened. I had only worried about someone stealing it thinking it was an expensive Amazon box.
12/17/2010
Alicia Alicia
OMG! That's crazy..that dog went nuts on that box!!
12/17/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
Do you think your grandmother would have known what it was? I would have tried to convince her it was a cat toy, one that lit up and bounced around of its own accord.
12/17/2010
Emma (Girl With Fire) Emma (Girl With Fire)
I once had my dog eat my homework. Try convincing a teacher that it actually happened though
12/17/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
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Originally posted by Emma (Girl With Fire)
I once had my dog eat my homework. Try convincing a teacher that it actually happened though
I did, too! (My puppy was teething on everything.)

Sbear ... that's just crazy ... Do they have a dog or a wolverine?
12/17/2010
Yoda Yoda
I guess dogs hate more than just mail men.
12/17/2010
LavenderSkies LavenderSkies
RIP toy
12/18/2010
Cammie ♥ Cammie ♥
Wow! You know, it could be worse. Imagine having a dog carrying around a dildo through the neighborhood. And no, that hasn't happened to me -- THANK GOODNESS! lol

That's wonderful that EF will send a replacement. What a fantastic company!
12/18/2010
Crystal1 Crystal1
Quote:
Originally posted by Eeyor89
So yesterday I expected to come home to a 7 function egg (my review item)... and this is what I saw...






The neighbors dog got a hold of my package, I guess he wanted to try it out. Lol.. Needless to say I will now make sure ...
Oh no, that's so sad! Maybe you can give your mailman a heads-up to put packages somewhere safer so it doesn't happen again!
12/18/2010
Shellz31 Shellz31
Ohhhhhh crap! That would have been heartbreaking!
That one hungry monster of a dog
12/19/2010
CanMan CanMan
Nice chew toy, I would of freaked out on my neighbors.
12/19/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
I would have wanted to hurt that dog so bad! Or at least called animal control. (Yes I am an animal lover and a rights activist but i still would have been insanely angry.) But EF rocks for replacing it!

And if your neighbors are gonna let their dog run free, shouldn't it at least be trained enough not to destroy personal property??? They won't always be lucky and have an understanding neighbor like yourself.
12/19/2010
Eeyor89 Eeyor89
Quote:
Originally posted by Darling Jen
I would have wanted to hurt that dog so bad! Or at least called animal control. (Yes I am an animal lover and a rights activist but i still would have been insanely angry.) But EF rocks for replacing it!

And if your neighbors are gonna let ...
Yea I know rite. I mean we have an outside dog and I let him run free at times (he's fixed so I don't have to worry about pups .)

We live in the country so our hoses aren't really close, so it's ok if the dogs run free and play, I just hope that they can train their dog to stay in THEIR yard, because I don't want this to happen to anyone else, or for that fact I don't want the dog to get hit by a car.
12/19/2010
El-Jaro El-Jaro
Yeah, after reading Sbear89's service ticket (and yes, laughing at the level of damage), I had to ask her to start this as a forum post.

I'm actually glad it wasn't a jelly or silicone dildo of some kind. A dog would've bitten right through it and prolly would've flat out eaten some of it. Imagine the neighbors being mortified to find out their dog choked on a donger...
12/19/2010
B8trDude B8trDude
Damn, that's one nasty dog! I hope he/she/it enjoyed using the toy though! It could have been worse though - the dog could have devoured a Fleshlight and then you would have had to go to your neighbor and informed them that the dog ate a pussy
12/19/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by El-Jaro
Yeah, after reading Sbear89's service ticket (and yes, laughing at the level of damage), I had to ask her to start this as a forum post.

I'm actually glad it wasn't a jelly or silicone dildo of some kind. A dog would've bitten ...
What a poetic death that would have been! "Ah HA! You destroyed my sex toy - now die of dong, dog!"

...Why is that so funny to me?

Anyway, back to being nice. Thank you for asking her to make the post! I saw the damage and my jaw immediately dropped!
12/19/2010
Darling Jen Darling Jen
Quote:
Originally posted by B8trDude
Damn, that's one nasty dog! I hope he/she/it enjoyed using the toy though! It could have been worse though - the dog could have devoured a Fleshlight and then you would have had to go to your neighbor and informed them that the dog ate a pussy
*giggles like a middle schooler making their first sex jokes*
12/19/2010
Beaners Beaners
Oh nooo! That's hysterical and awful at the same time!
12/20/2010
Jessica Elizabeth Jessica Elizabeth
Quote:
Originally posted by Kayla
I'd definitely tell your neighbors about it, 'cause next time it might be some expensive Amazon package or something instead of a sex toy for review. That's definitely laughable though.
I agree. I just ordered a toaster oven and while that's not quite as chew-able as a remote control I'd certainly be upset about it too. And probably would have a talk with the dogs owner. That's just not acceptable.
12/20/2010
loveshocks loveshocks
I just got to say, this is either the best or the worst thread I've ever seen But I'm glad they'll be sending you a new one. Although, wow, that dog's got some serious teething issues going on!
12/20/2010
Gary Gary
Those pics are hilarious!
12/23/2010
Not here Not here
I think I would cry if I found that. But at least EF is awesome and is sending you a new one!
12/23/2010
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