I'm sorry, I forgot to include that if done, it would be handled discretely. Blatantly waving around a Jackson or Grant while begging for better service has never been part of the plan. It also screams "I'm more important than you" when you really aren't, if you know what I mean. Also, this would take place at a more upscale establishment and not at some place like Chili's or Applebee's.
I also forgot to thank everyone who decides to participate. I appreciate your input. If there was an option I forgot, or you don't appreciate my irreverence, let me know but discretely (i.e the private messages).