If you were the betting sort: does Eli Manning give bad head?

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Okay maybe this is weird. Maybe it only seems like a reasonable question in the state of New York - maybe to everyone else this is absurd.

...But I'll ask it anyway. I mean, if there's anyone that's NOT going to judge me for this it's probably you guys, right?

So we've all seen the weirdly homoerotic and incestuous Oreo commercials with Eli & Peyton. You know: Peyton and Eli Manning face off in a competition against each other to see who can uh, lick out an Oreo faster. Obviously. Totally not a weird ad campaign at all.

Well, there's a new one now where Eli breaks out the old Oreo-licking game face and goes head to head with a bunch of other people I'm not paying attention to because...well, Eli Manning is licking the cream frosting out of an Oreo.

Eli

I can't help but feel a little bad for his wife...the face he's making is so pained and just, sort of lost. But he's so earnest! I feel like there's some potential for growth there but he needs a better game plan. Some new plays. What do you all think?
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Manning would read my body language just like the opposing team's defense!
Yeah. About the body language thing...there's a reason the Giants didn't make it through the play-offs...
Kindred , UnknownGirl
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There's potential there...maybe with a new uh, offensive coordinator...
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Total votes: 13
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Annemarie Annemarie
After watching the video a couple of times, I think it's more a face of extreme competition (you know, like holding your tongue just right, no pun intended).

Even if he were horrible at eating out, and came on my leg before putting it in, I wouldn't give a damn. He's smokin'.
01/30/2011
Kindred Kindred
I voted just because I'm not much of a Giants fan. I try to not think about Eli Manning giving head much...
01/30/2011
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Originally posted by Kindred
I voted just because I'm not much of a Giants fan. I try to not think about Eli Manning giving head much...
BOOOO!
01/30/2011
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Originally posted by Annemarie
After watching the video a couple of times, I think it's more a face of extreme competition (you know, like holding your tongue just right, no pun intended).

Even if he were horrible at eating out, and came on my leg before putting it in, ... More
I think he's so dreamy, even if he is a total dork. Love me some Mannings!
01/30/2011
Airekah Airekah
haha, i laughed so much.
01/30/2011
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all I can say is Wow lol
01/30/2011
UnknownGirl UnknownGirl
Eli looks like a complete douche bag and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my vagina.
01/30/2011
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Originally posted by UnknownGirl
Eli looks like a complete douche bag and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my vagina.
HAHA. Amazing comment.
01/31/2011
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Quote:
Originally posted by UnknownGirl
Eli looks like a complete douche bag and I wouldn't let him anywhere near my vagina.
LOL
01/31/2011
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Unique posters: 7