Biggest disappointment from a sex toy?

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Biggest disappointment from a sex toy?

Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
We all have had it happen to us. We want a sex toy so bad and for so long, but once you get it, it's a dud! The vibrations are too weak. It drains power like nothing else before it. It's a bitch to clean.
So, what has been your biggest disappointment from a sex toy thus far?
12/02/2012
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Suisei Suisei
Perhaps the Doc Johnson Super Big End. While it's made of silicone, it's not quite as nice as that of Tantus and other silicone manufacturers. That's not what bothered me, though. It was lovely and big, and surprisingly easy to insert, but the cone shape poked my insides in all the wrong ways. I couldn't keep it in for very long.

I'll stick to rounded plugs like the A-Bomb, I guess.
12/02/2012
dindagail dindagail
It was a wascaley wabbit it wasn't worth the money I spent for it!! Such a disappointment with the controls and sucked up the battery juice in one use!! And, the rotation was a BIG miss also! I ended up throwing it away!!
12/02/2012
Trysexual Trysexual
Throb master sucked, but I kinda expected that...I guess disappointment wise it would be Aneros SGX or Janus Anti shock.
12/02/2012
Ex-prude Ex-prude
My MiMi's middle button doesn't work anymore, so I can't change patterns. ): I'm going to contact the company about it, though.
12/02/2012
Taylor Taylor
I was pretty dissapointed with the sqweel. It was loud and did not feel good
12/02/2012
Tuesday Tuesday
Definitely the Eroscillator. So expensive and yet feels like the weakest of weak bullets. I don't understand why others like it.
12/02/2012
- Kira - - Kira -
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Originally posted by Tuesday
Definitely the Eroscillator. So expensive and yet feels like the weakest of weak bullets. I don't understand why others like it.
Seconding this. It was a fortune and doesn't do a thing for me. I also don't understand the hype over it.

Most recent addition to my list of disappointments is the We-Vibe Thrill.
12/02/2012
*Camoprincess* *Camoprincess*
So far I have been let down by the Squirt which didn't squirt and the Lelo Noa that is VERY weak! Luckily Noa was a review item that I still need to review over on my blog.
12/02/2012
KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
Sqweel broke my heart
12/03/2012
Vaginas Vaginas
these are good to know
12/03/2012
sillylilkitten sillylilkitten
I've never really had an issue with a specific toy, I just always end up imagining them bigger than they really are, so I always feel like they're too small when I finally get them.
12/03/2012
KyotoAngel KyotoAngel
Actually the only ones that ever disappointed me a bit were two of the free gift with any order items, they're cute as hell but too weak to be anything but a little teaser.
The "Silicone Finger Bunny" seems savable though, I think swapping the included bullet out for a stronger one will make it work better for me.

They're both so cute I'm determined to work them in somehow though. =3
12/03/2012
Genderfree Genderfree
Haven't had an issue yet. Just a new toy that I haven't quite figured out of I like yet.
12/03/2012
spiced spiced
My biggest disappointment so far has been the Basix 9" dong. The size was really good but it just smelled SO BAD and never got better. When I used it anally, it actually burned a little. After about 18 months, I gave up and threw it away.
01/30/2013
Kiss Kiss
I haven't had a REAL dud, yet, so I'm pretty thankful!
01/30/2013
WhoopieDoo WhoopieDoo
I'd have to say the Fling....I've only tried it twice, but I just couldn't get it to hit me the right way....it's a gorgeous toy, though, and I realize it works for a lot of people. I'm still glad to have it in my collection because it's probably the most beautiful toy I own.
01/30/2013
B/C I CAN B/C I CAN
I ordered from another company, and I was a sex toy newbie. I didn't realize the site wasn't showing what their toys were made of, and when I got my 100+ dollar order it was all jelly and I wasn't allowed to return it. I just threw the stuff away. It sucked.
01/30/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
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Originally posted by KinkyNicki92
Sqweel broke my heart
I'd have to agree with this one!
01/30/2013
Mr. John Mr. John
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Originally posted by Rod Ronald
We all have had it happen to us. We want a sex toy so bad and for so long, but once you get it, it's a dud! The vibrations are too weak. It drains power like nothing else before it. It's a bitch to clean.
So, what has been your biggest ...
Biggest disappointment from a sex toy? My answer is quite fitting, so to speak. My biggest disappointment, or I should say my wife's biggest disappointment was the Vixskin Colossus. If your not familiar with the Vixskin Colossus, it is a wonderfully soft realistic silicone penis sleeve. It fits like a glove, but adds about one half inch additional girth. In my case it puts me at about two and a half inch diameter. So, my wife found the size too uncomfortable. The mistake was mine for not having a conversation before ordering it.
03/28/2013
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