dick jokes thread

Contributor: biancajames biancajames
Hello there, I'm a mature adult!!! And I love dick jokes.

I'd tell you a joke about my dick, but its too long.

Anyone else got a good one?
01/25/2012
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Contributor: GingerAnn GingerAnn
Relevant topic analysis on Dick:

Guy have you measured it?
I've been having trouble deciding upon which fleshlight style masturbator to get for my guy as he flat out refuses to measure his own dick. I thought.

Scary
This thing looks scary on your dick. Bubbles and shit, why would you want it?

Any good vibrators that are short and thick?
I'm looking to get my girlfriend a vibrator, and she's said before that she's a fan of a short and thick dick. Does anyone know of any good/cheap...

Would you consider using a strap on and your real dick to hit both holes at once?
Does this sound hot to anyone?

butt sex easily discusted do not enter.
have you ever had butt sex and poo got on your dick? my bf had this happen the 1st time we had butt sex but i didnt have to poo or anything, wondering
01/25/2012
Contributor: married with children married with children
why do doctors slap newborns on the butt right after birth?


to knock the dicks off the dumb ones!

thats the only dick joke I know.
01/27/2012