Child-free all the way, baby!
Except for my Maltese-Poodle named Voldemort (he preferred me over the ex). My ex-husband got custody of the cat Lady Aphra Behn. But he says she's very happy being the alpha of her own pride and has plenty of dogs to beat up, so I'm content that she's happy.
Although it was funny while married to buy dog and cat food and call it 'baby food' in front of the cashier.