Once upon a time, I wanted to see how much I could drink and how it would effect me.
Cheap vodka. 15 shots. 24 hour hangover.
It just wasn't worth it. Even that drunk, it wasn't so awesome as to be worth the next day. I don't really like alcohol because it doesn't do much for me, but I wanted to know if I was missing anything. I wasn't.
I could still talk and type coherently, too.