What is your favorite slang term for penis?

Passionate Pastor Passionate Pastor
Hey everyone! What do you like to call the One-Eyed-Bandit?
09/02/2010
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TitsMcScandal TitsMcScandal
Cock.
09/02/2010
Trashley Trashley
cock in sexual terms, dick in every day usage.
09/03/2010
~LaUr3n~ ~LaUr3n~
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Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
Hey everyone! What do you like to call the One-Eyed-Bandit?
Member, I hate the work cock and dick. I only say cock during dirty talk and I only say dick when describing a tool.

I give a nickname to my boyfriend's penises because I hate most slangs for it.
09/03/2010
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
Wienie,(sp?) is what the wife calls it. I like lizard as in "I have to drain the lizard" (only slightly compensating)
09/03/2010
TheCleansing TheCleansing
El Divino! Naw, haha.
09/03/2010
Tori Rebel Tori Rebel
Usually cock, but only in a sexual sense. If I'm talking about it in a non-sexual situation, I just say penis.
09/03/2010
BJismyname BJismyname
i probably say dick more often than anything else. cock is a close second.

there are some fun ones though. mini-me, willie, etc.

i once had a guy call it his italian sausage, and another friend in the room said "what does that give irish people, potatoes?" LOL
09/03/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
During sex, "cock." If I'm kidding around, I'll say "dick" or even "pee pee wee wee" (only if I'm in a really weird mood.) In most situations, it's a penis. Occasionally, Dick. Like when My Man is pissing next to the deck, in plain view of the neighbors. "For God's Sake, Man, put your dick away!"

I hate when people say "Tube Steak." I don't know why, probably because one of our friends used to say it ALL the time. Like 100 times a day. He was a grown man.

The first time I heard the term "Package" I laughed so hard. It was so......oddly appropriate.
09/03/2010
Naughty Student Naughty Student
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Originally posted by P'Gell
During sex, "cock." If I'm kidding around, I'll say "dick" or even "pee pee wee wee" (only if I'm in a really weird mood.) In most situations, it's a penis. Occasionally, Dick. Like when My Man is pissing ... More
Ha ha ha my man had a friend who used that term all the time!

I will refer to it as penis/dick in non sexual conversations.

We have used the terms pogo, magic stick, cock-accino (from "Zach and Miri make a prono") but the term we affectionately use the most is....master shafter!

I also have a special name for it, and don't know why I gave it that name but it has stuck and it is quite funny that it has bcs it is a persons name (I didn't know anyone at the time with that name but I have met one in the 6 years we've been together so we decreased the usage of that special name).
09/03/2010
Envy Envy
Cock or dick, pretty much. Had a euphemism for the longest time just saying 'front' haha.

And then my bf likes to be silly and every time I have Polish sausage in the morning for breakfast he tells me "You can have seconds with me ya know :'D" since he's Polish and all. At one point for the lulz we called his dick a hotdog, too, haha.
09/03/2010
Alicia Alicia
Cock sexually speaking and penis for every day use. I don't like dick because to me that's either my Grandpa (his name was Dick) or another name for a jerk. It just sounds..weird to me to use it for a penis.
09/03/2010
Coralbell Coralbell
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Originally posted by Tori Rebel
Usually cock, but only in a sexual sense. If I'm talking about it in a non-sexual situation, I just say penis.
Same.
09/03/2010
Chilipepper Chilipepper
John Thomas

(Which can get surreal when addressing a guy in public and people know British humor. "Yes, John - I mean Mr. Thomas!")
09/03/2010
gone77 gone77
Cock. I use it more than any other term, including dick.
09/03/2010
Annemarie Annemarie
When referring to my partner's, I call it "the horse," but if it's just in general, cock, dick, penor, phallus, penis, whatever.
09/03/2010
verbalized verbalized
cock or dick, usually.
09/03/2010
Dame Saphir Dame Saphir
I don't really like "dick" or "cock." They're just a little too harsh for me. I like nicknames. My boyfriend's member is "The Bull" because of the piercing he has; one wrung of the "Jacob's Ladder" ? Horizontal piercing on the top of his penis, near the tip.
09/03/2010
Not here Not here
Cock or dick. I jokingly call it a weenie or wenis. Fun fact- your wenis (sp?) is actually the skin covering your elbow. Mine is pretty big LOL

My guy named his Bob. Dunno why.
09/03/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Passionate Pastor
Hey everyone! What do you like to call the One-Eyed-Bandit?
I prefer cock
09/03/2010
Airen Wolf Airen Wolf
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Originally posted by Not here
Cock or dick. I jokingly call it a weenie or wenis. Fun fact- your wenis (sp?) is actually the skin covering your elbow. Mine is pretty big LOL

My guy named his Bob. Dunno why.
Heh I named Sigel's 'Smiley' cause it looks so happy to see me!
09/03/2010
Sammi Sammi
I prefer to call it a cock.
09/03/2010
deltalima deltalima
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Originally posted by Not here
Cock or dick. I jokingly call it a weenie or wenis. Fun fact- your wenis (sp?) is actually the skin covering your elbow. Mine is pretty big LOL

My guy named his Bob. Dunno why.
That's funny, I've never heard wenis before but it's different.

I'll usually use penis.
09/03/2010
P'Gell P'Gell
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Originally posted by Chilipepper
John Thomas

(Which can get surreal when addressing a guy in public and people know British humor. "Yes, John - I mean Mr. Thomas!")
"Well, if I wanted to, I could place one of those rubber prophylactics on my John Thomas and have sex with you, without fear of creating an other child."

Python RULES!
09/04/2010
FVWhitechapel FVWhitechapel
Wang, for sure! Though when I'm joking around, sometimes I'll refer to it as a "dongle" (It's a Red vs. Blue joke.)
09/04/2010
lamira lamira
Peepee, minkia, pinkie, little guy - anything really that sounds funny.
10/18/2010
Sex'и'Violence Sex'и'Violence
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Originally posted by lamira
Peepee, minkia, pinkie, little guy - anything really that sounds funny.
lol this. But it depends on the context. I prefer "dick" when I'm talking about something sexual.
07/15/2011
ThoughtsAblaze ThoughtsAblaze
"Weiner" when I was a kid, but these days it's either "penis" or "dick."
07/15/2011
Eva Schwaltz Eva Schwaltz
Usually I just say penis, or sometimes dick.
07/15/2011
Eliza Eliza
I usually just say penis, but otherwise I say dick. Cock is more sexual, but I actually use it more in reference to a strap on than an actual penis.
07/15/2011
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