Last night at dinner my 4 year old came out of the bathroom and came back to the table and announces "Wow! It was hard to pull my pants up because my penis is so huge!" I almost spit out my drink. I thought I must have heard wrong so I said "what?" and he said "my penis, it's HUGE, it barely fits in my pants!" I figured out that he meant he had an erection..they always feel the need to announce those and look at it whenever it happens, which is extremely embarassing when it happens while grocery shopping... anyway my husband said "that's nice dear..sit down and eat your dinner" then my 5 year old says to the 4 year old "can I see?" I screamed out "NO ONE IS SEEING ANYONE'S PENIS AT THE DINNER TABLE NOW EVERYONE EAT!!"
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11/18/2010
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hahah that's too funny!
Originally posted by
Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I have a six year old girl and a four year old son who is autistic. The things they say, oh boy... I love the mispronunciations, for one thing. With my son, all of his Ls and Rs become Ws. His name, for instance: R-Y-A-N, Wyan!
My daughter has ... more
My daughter has ... more
I have a six year old girl and a four year old son who is autistic. The things they say, oh boy... I love the mispronunciations, for one thing. With my son, all of his Ls and Rs become Ws. His name, for instance: R-Y-A-N, Wyan!
My daughter has recently been into rhyming words... she discovered that cock rhymes with block and she's all "cock block cock block cock block!" less
My daughter has recently been into rhyming words... she discovered that cock rhymes with block and she's all "cock block cock block cock block!" less
11/18/2010
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One of those lines that you never thought you'd ever say in your entire life, eh?
Originally posted by
Alicia
Last night at dinner my 4 year old came out of the bathroom and came back to the table and announces "Wow! It was hard to pull my pants up because my penis is so huge!" I almost spit out my drink. I thought I must have heard wrong so I
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Last night at dinner my 4 year old came out of the bathroom and came back to the table and announces "Wow! It was hard to pull my pants up because my penis is so huge!" I almost spit out my drink. I thought I must have heard wrong so I said "what?" and he said "my penis, it's HUGE, it barely fits in my pants!" I figured out that he meant he had an erection..they always feel the need to announce those and look at it whenever it happens, which is extremely embarassing when it happens while grocery shopping... anyway my husband said "that's nice dear..sit down and eat your dinner" then my 5 year old says to the 4 year old "can I see?" I screamed out "NO ONE IS SEEING ANYONE'S PENIS AT THE DINNER TABLE NOW EVERYONE EAT!!"
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11/18/2010
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hahah definitely but I've learned with having boys I'll eventually probably say a LOT of things I never thought I'd say!
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
One of those lines that you never thought you'd ever say in your entire life, eh?
11/18/2010
LOL! These are awesome.
We had a cat that we had to put down last year. she was very sick. I guess the girl child heard the term 'put down' a bunch when I would tell people what happened. This is apparently what she associated with death.
My friends mom was gravely ill last month with cancer and I told my mom about it. Girl child listens quietly and when my mom leaves she says
"mom? Is M's mom gone to heaven?'
"no babe, not yet. But she is very sick"
"oh". {insert heavy sigh and a very sad sort of head shake here} "They are going to have to put her down eh?"
I really could not help but laugh. I told the friend. It brought an innocence to a crappy situation.
We had a cat that we had to put down last year. she was very sick. I guess the girl child heard the term 'put down' a bunch when I would tell people what happened. This is apparently what she associated with death.
My friends mom was gravely ill last month with cancer and I told my mom about it. Girl child listens quietly and when my mom leaves she says
"mom? Is M's mom gone to heaven?'
"no babe, not yet. But she is very sick"
"oh". {insert heavy sigh and a very sad sort of head shake here} "They are going to have to put her down eh?"
I really could not help but laugh. I told the friend. It brought an innocence to a crappy situation.
11/18/2010
I love when children say hilarious things but it's even better when they start using large words in the correct context.
mom: we can't go to the toy store right now, we have to go to take your sister to school.
child at 3 years old: *angered and shaking fist* "that is so preposterous!"
it never gets old.
mom: your sister is always doing things like this. (in reference to my sister messing up)
child at 5 years old: "oh my god mom, that is so indubitable"
mom: we can't go to the toy store right now, we have to go to take your sister to school.
child at 3 years old: *angered and shaking fist* "that is so preposterous!"
it never gets old.
mom: your sister is always doing things like this. (in reference to my sister messing up)
child at 5 years old: "oh my god mom, that is so indubitable"
11/18/2010
My son, who just turned 5 just started calling his sister, who is 17 months, a "big jerk" LOLOLOLOLOL...all because she took his pillow.
It gets better...
We were watching TV together, my son, with this confused look on his face, looks down, then looks at me and says, "mommy, my pee pee is getting bigger." i wasn't sure if I heard this correctly so I said, "What buddy" then he said, "Mommy, I need your help, my pee pee is getting bigger and I need you to cut it off" I told him that i was sure it didn't have to be cut off. I then called my husband in the roon and told him to explain the pee pee thing...LOL
It gets better...
We were watching TV together, my son, with this confused look on his face, looks down, then looks at me and says, "mommy, my pee pee is getting bigger." i wasn't sure if I heard this correctly so I said, "What buddy" then he said, "Mommy, I need your help, my pee pee is getting bigger and I need you to cut it off" I told him that i was sure it didn't have to be cut off. I then called my husband in the roon and told him to explain the pee pee thing...LOL
11/18/2010
Before going shopping for Black Friday I put the lil one in bed with Daddy because she just wouldn't sleep. While shopping I get a phone call standing in the check out line.
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in background) what's wrong?
hubby - I'm awake because I suddenly got soaking wet! Somebody peed the bed.
me - well what's wrong with *(lil one)* why is she crying?
hubby - I don't know here you talk to her
hands her the phone
lil one - Mommy, when are you coming home? (between breaths of crying)
me - Honey it's ok Mommy will be home soon but you need to lay back down and go back to sleep. Why are you crying? (more sobbing) Honey it's ok....
lil one - NO! Mommy it isn't ok!
me - everyone has accidents it's ok
lil one - no it is not ok! (screaming hysterics) Daddy peed on me!
I fell out laughing and hubby was in the background fussing what!?!?! you peed on me lmao
after calming lil one down hubby gets back on the phone
me - you should be ashamed of yourself
hubby half laughing - shut up, that just ain't right
The girl hasn't had any accidents in 2 years but that was the highlight of Black Friday shopping
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in background) what's wrong?
hubby - I'm awake because I suddenly got soaking wet! Somebody peed the bed.
me - well what's wrong with *(lil one)* why is she crying?
hubby - I don't know here you talk to her
hands her the phone
lil one - Mommy, when are you coming home? (between breaths of crying)
me - Honey it's ok Mommy will be home soon but you need to lay back down and go back to sleep. Why are you crying? (more sobbing) Honey it's ok....
lil one - NO! Mommy it isn't ok!
me - everyone has accidents it's ok
lil one - no it is not ok! (screaming hysterics) Daddy peed on me!
I fell out laughing and hubby was in the background fussing what!?!?! you peed on me lmao
after calming lil one down hubby gets back on the phone
me - you should be ashamed of yourself
hubby half laughing - shut up, that just ain't right
The girl hasn't had any accidents in 2 years but that was the highlight of Black Friday shopping
11/29/2010
A friend of mine used to shower with her two kids because it was easier until one day while showering her son said "Boys have a penis, girls have fur." Needless to say, that was their last shower together.
11/29/2010
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OMFG!!!! That is GREAT!
Originally posted by
SexyTabby
Before going shopping for Black Friday I put the lil one in bed with Daddy because she just wouldn't sleep. While shopping I get a phone call standing in the check out line.
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in ... more
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in ... more
Before going shopping for Black Friday I put the lil one in bed with Daddy because she just wouldn't sleep. While shopping I get a phone call standing in the check out line.
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in background) what's wrong?
hubby - I'm awake because I suddenly got soaking wet! Somebody peed the bed.
me - well what's wrong with *(lil one)* why is she crying?
hubby - I don't know here you talk to her
hands her the phone
lil one - Mommy, when are you coming home? (between breaths of crying)
me - Honey it's ok Mommy will be home soon but you need to lay back down and go back to sleep. Why are you crying? (more sobbing) Honey it's ok....
lil one - NO! Mommy it isn't ok!
me - everyone has accidents it's ok
lil one - no it is not ok! (screaming hysterics) Daddy peed on me!
I fell out laughing and hubby was in the background fussing what!?!?! you peed on me lmao
after calming lil one down hubby gets back on the phone
me - you should be ashamed of yourself
hubby half laughing - shut up, that just ain't right
The girl hasn't had any accidents in 2 years but that was the highlight of Black Friday shopping less
Answers - why on Earth are you awake? (hears crying in background) what's wrong?
hubby - I'm awake because I suddenly got soaking wet! Somebody peed the bed.
me - well what's wrong with *(lil one)* why is she crying?
hubby - I don't know here you talk to her
hands her the phone
lil one - Mommy, when are you coming home? (between breaths of crying)
me - Honey it's ok Mommy will be home soon but you need to lay back down and go back to sleep. Why are you crying? (more sobbing) Honey it's ok....
lil one - NO! Mommy it isn't ok!
me - everyone has accidents it's ok
lil one - no it is not ok! (screaming hysterics) Daddy peed on me!
I fell out laughing and hubby was in the background fussing what!?!?! you peed on me lmao
after calming lil one down hubby gets back on the phone
me - you should be ashamed of yourself
hubby half laughing - shut up, that just ain't right
The girl hasn't had any accidents in 2 years but that was the highlight of Black Friday shopping less
11/29/2010
So J and I were talking about Pam Anderson and Tommy Lee (no idea why though) and suddenly my 6 year old stands up and says: "I can't take it anymore!!! It's ADAM & Eve...not TOM & Eve!!!"
11/29/2010
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lol wow
Originally posted by
Chilipepper
Being called "Mama!" by a male friend's two-year-old. The friend kept correcting his son, but telling a two-year-old a Fact is pointless.
Once while I was working at a thrift store a father and son came up to the register to ... more
Once while I was working at a thrift store a father and son came up to the register to ... more
Being called "Mama!" by a male friend's two-year-old. The friend kept correcting his son, but telling a two-year-old a Fact is pointless.
Once while I was working at a thrift store a father and son came up to the register to purchase something. I rang up their order while the ten-year-old was staring at my breasts the whole time. After I told them to have a good day, they left the counter and I overheard the boy say, "Dad, her tits are huge!" The father chuckled and nodded in reply, but said nothing. less
Once while I was working at a thrift store a father and son came up to the register to purchase something. I rang up their order while the ten-year-old was staring at my breasts the whole time. After I told them to have a good day, they left the counter and I overheard the boy say, "Dad, her tits are huge!" The father chuckled and nodded in reply, but said nothing. less
11/29/2010
I don't have kids yet, but I have friends with kids, and one of them this summer had a good one.
My friend had gotten her daughter all strapped into her carseat, got herself in the front and started the car. Little girl in the back goes "mom" in a manner that indicates she's about to say something very important, then follows with "I'm sweating like a popsicle." My friend was in hysterics over it, lol
My friend had gotten her daughter all strapped into her carseat, got herself in the front and started the car. Little girl in the back goes "mom" in a manner that indicates she's about to say something very important, then follows with "I'm sweating like a popsicle." My friend was in hysterics over it, lol
11/29/2010
There is no way that this is NOT funny!
Did two videos this weekend (I'm waiting for one review to publish before uploading). Anyway, I forgot to take my toys back upstairs when I was finished. So yesterday, I'm in the basement doing laundry, and I hear My Mister say: "Go show that to your mother." I already *knew* what had happened, but she came to the door with a dildo (not the glass), and was saying, "Boingy Boingy Boingy" while it flopped around in front of her.
It was kind of awesome.
Did two videos this weekend (I'm waiting for one review to publish before uploading). Anyway, I forgot to take my toys back upstairs when I was finished. So yesterday, I'm in the basement doing laundry, and I hear My Mister say: "Go show that to your mother." I already *knew* what had happened, but she came to the door with a dildo (not the glass), and was saying, "Boingy Boingy Boingy" while it flopped around in front of her.
It was kind of awesome.
12/07/2010
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OMG are you stealing my son when I'm not home?! That's exactly the stuff we go through constantly!
Originally posted by
Alicia
Last night at dinner my 4 year old came out of the bathroom and came back to the table and announces "Wow! It was hard to pull my pants up because my penis is so huge!" I almost spit out my drink. I thought I must have heard wrong so I
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Last night at dinner my 4 year old came out of the bathroom and came back to the table and announces "Wow! It was hard to pull my pants up because my penis is so huge!" I almost spit out my drink. I thought I must have heard wrong so I said "what?" and he said "my penis, it's HUGE, it barely fits in my pants!" I figured out that he meant he had an erection..they always feel the need to announce those and look at it whenever it happens, which is extremely embarassing when it happens while grocery shopping... anyway my husband said "that's nice dear..sit down and eat your dinner" then my 5 year old says to the 4 year old "can I see?" I screamed out "NO ONE IS SEEING ANYONE'S PENIS AT THE DINNER TABLE NOW EVERYONE EAT!!"
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He builds "penis forts" to hide playing with it in my living room.
And he told my mom when he gets bigger he's going to have a "gigantic penis".
And we're not even going to get into the songs he's sung, loudly, to the entire parking lot more than once.
I started dating someone awhile after ending a nearly two year relationship. Upon meeting him for the first time my son's response was, "who's coming over after this guy?"
He likes him though. In fact, he doesn't like me because I live along and that guy does not live with us.
He's also told me that he doesn't like me because I don't watch commercials.
12/07/2010
This is all so funny!
Today I come downstairs and my eldest (5) says:
Girls are better than boys because we can have babies in our bellies.
Today I come downstairs and my eldest (5) says:
Girls are better than boys because we can have babies in our bellies.
12/23/2010
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Would that be chicken wire?
Originally posted by
Jenn (aka kissmykitty)
I have a six year old girl and a four year old son who is autistic. The things they say, oh boy... I love the mispronunciations, for one thing. With my son, all of his Ls and Rs become Ws. His name, for instance: R-Y-A-N, Wyan!
My daughter has ... more
My daughter has ... more
I have a six year old girl and a four year old son who is autistic. The things they say, oh boy... I love the mispronunciations, for one thing. With my son, all of his Ls and Rs become Ws. His name, for instance: R-Y-A-N, Wyan!
My daughter has recently been into rhyming words... she discovered that cock rhymes with block and she's all "cock block cock block cock block!" less
My daughter has recently been into rhyming words... she discovered that cock rhymes with block and she's all "cock block cock block cock block!" less
12/23/2010
I wish I could recall some of the best ones I've heard but it's been a lifetime of crazy comments! One recent ones is when I was doing an impromptu babysitting of a kid I didn't even know. She (a 4-year) was taking about the differences between boys and girls and suddenly pulled her shirt down to point out her nipple. I tried not to freak out and tell her to cover herself (we were in public) because she would just then focus more on it.
But then she said, "Yeah, I have nipples because I'm a girl. Boys don't have them."
"Sweetie, boys do. They just don't look quite the same when they grow up."
"Yeah, they don't have boobies like you do." And then she points directly at my chest, still in public. My eyes about bulged out of my head but again I just tried not to react strongly to it so that she wouldn't focus on the topic of conversation and changed the subject lol.
But then she said, "Yeah, I have nipples because I'm a girl. Boys don't have them."
"Sweetie, boys do. They just don't look quite the same when they grow up."
"Yeah, they don't have boobies like you do." And then she points directly at my chest, still in public. My eyes about bulged out of my head but again I just tried not to react strongly to it so that she wouldn't focus on the topic of conversation and changed the subject lol.
12/23/2010
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I totally second the sentiment. Double gender standards piss me the hell off. *shakes a fist*
Originally posted by
BBW Talks Toys
that's awesome. He probably is sighing the "Dad sigh of relief" when they realize their sons are "normal" red blooded American All-Star Boys. *eyeroll*
12/23/2010
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Lol! Oh my gosh! I wouldn't know whether to laugh or be scared for my safety!
Originally posted by
LicentiouslyYours
Conversation between a dad and five year old I know (not mine, so the names have been left out):
He read her a story and told her it was time for bed.
5 yr old: “Daddy, now can I read you the story?”
Dad: “No kiddo, not tonight. You got ... more
He read her a story and told her it was time for bed.
5 yr old: “Daddy, now can I read you the story?”
Dad: “No kiddo, not tonight. You got ... more
Conversation between a dad and five year old I know (not mine, so the names have been left out):
He read her a story and told her it was time for bed.
5 yr old: “Daddy, now can I read you the story?”
Dad: “No kiddo, not tonight. You got one story; you can read me a story tomorrow night, OK?”
5 yr old: “OK. Can you stay with me? Do you want to have a sleepover?”
Dad: “Not tonight, kiddo. Maybe some other night, like this weekend, OK?”
5 yr old: “You loser. I’m going to cut your head off.” less
He read her a story and told her it was time for bed.
5 yr old: “Daddy, now can I read you the story?”
Dad: “No kiddo, not tonight. You got one story; you can read me a story tomorrow night, OK?”
5 yr old: “OK. Can you stay with me? Do you want to have a sleepover?”
Dad: “Not tonight, kiddo. Maybe some other night, like this weekend, OK?”
5 yr old: “You loser. I’m going to cut your head off.” less
12/23/2010
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LOL too funny and cute! My daughter (3) is developmentally delayed and speech delayed. And on this rare Wal-mart outing....her new favorite thing was telling me how yucky flies are (was late summer). So here we are in Wal-mart waiting in the prescription pick up line and this elderly lady in front of us had 2 flies that kept landing in her hair....So my daughter starts yelling YUUUCCCKKKK, YUUUCCKK and starts pointing and shakes her head and spitting (like you have something yucky in your mouth). I had a REALLY hard time explaining that one....Was really cute though....but the elderly lady didnt think so...LOL
Originally posted by
JEM
I work with high functioning Autistic kids so I have TONS of these! One of the most recent was during our Halloween party. I was dressed up as Punky Brewster. I had 2 different colored converse on which one kid thought was the coolest thing ever. He
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I work with high functioning Autistic kids so I have TONS of these! One of the most recent was during our Halloween party. I was dressed up as Punky Brewster. I had 2 different colored converse on which one kid thought was the coolest thing ever. He looks at me and asks "Tonya, can I wear two different colored Converse on Halloween?" I say "Well, what is it you are going to be?" Student replies "I was thinking I could be a homo....they would wear different colored shoes...right?" Me....with horror "WHAT?? Why do you say that???" Student....confused "Well, because they are poor...sleep on benches....their clothes don't always match....right?" Me...a little relieved, "OHHHH you mean a HOBO!!"
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12/23/2010
Quote:
Awww, mine says he wants to be a girl because he wants to have a baby in his belly. (He just turned 5 on Monday.)
Originally posted by
BBW Talks Toys
This is all so funny!
Today I come downstairs and my eldest (5) says:
Girls are better than boys because we can have babies in our bellies.
Today I come downstairs and my eldest (5) says:
Girls are better than boys because we can have babies in our bellies.
12/29/2010
So this morning, while making my morning coffee, and my little one (3) walks in to ask me what I'm doing, I tell her, "Making coffee... go back to the living room, I'll be right there."
She says, "It was an accident Mommy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, is a accident."
Me, "What was?"
Her, "This." and points at the floor.
Me, look around to find the ENTIRE shaker of salt all over the floor, the kitchen chair, the table... the friggin shaker is EMPTY! One of those big shakers that you keep on your stove for cooking? Yeah, one of those. EMPTY.
Her, "I sorry Mommy. It was accident."
Me, "Get out."
She says, "It was an accident Mommy. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to, is a accident."
Me, "What was?"
Her, "This." and points at the floor.
Me, look around to find the ENTIRE shaker of salt all over the floor, the kitchen chair, the table... the friggin shaker is EMPTY! One of those big shakers that you keep on your stove for cooking? Yeah, one of those. EMPTY.
Her, "I sorry Mommy. It was accident."
Me, "Get out."
02/12/2011
Big one (5), this morning my daughter is primping in front of a hand mirror. She looks at her dad with hair in her face and says "Sometimes boys look like this." Her dad says, "Boys who look like that are...." and trails off. To which she interjects: "Are SEXY!" Then she adds, "Sexy means cute."
5. She's 5. I'm going to turn around and she'll be 15!
5. She's 5. I'm going to turn around and she'll be 15!
02/12/2011
I have to thank all of you for providing me with some laughs!
Our youngest is 22, and it's nice to be reminded of how very cute they used to be. lol
Our youngest daughter coined Valentine's Day as "Single's Awareness Day"....this was back when she was in jr. high and was single.
when she was 5, I have her on video saying "I'm crushing your head; I'm crushing your head" ..... A Kids In The Hall skit (it's a canadian thing, sorry). She has the most wicked sense of humour ... we laugh a lot.
Our youngest is 22, and it's nice to be reminded of how very cute they used to be. lol
Our youngest daughter coined Valentine's Day as "Single's Awareness Day"....this was back when she was in jr. high and was single.
when she was 5, I have her on video saying "I'm crushing your head; I'm crushing your head" ..... A Kids In The Hall skit (it's a canadian thing, sorry). She has the most wicked sense of humour ... we laugh a lot.
02/12/2011
Just got back from picking up my daughters new eye glasses. She's 6. She's extremely excited to get them because they are pretty pink ones. We tell her she has to wear them today to get used to them but after that only at school and any reading, homework, tv time and the rest of the time she can take them off.
She proceeds to watch tv for a bit while I'm fixing lunch. In the middle of that she comes up to me. "Okay, I'm done with them. You can take them off now."
"No, hun you need to wear them and get used to them besides you are watching tv and that's one of the times you have to have your glasses on."
"No, I don't think so. They ain't working for me. They pretty but I've had enough of them."
lol the reality of life is so funny she's now walking around telling me she's good with them and she's gotten used to them - at least she isn't walking into walls lol
She proceeds to watch tv for a bit while I'm fixing lunch. In the middle of that she comes up to me. "Okay, I'm done with them. You can take them off now."
"No, hun you need to wear them and get used to them besides you are watching tv and that's one of the times you have to have your glasses on."
"No, I don't think so. They ain't working for me. They pretty but I've had enough of them."
lol the reality of life is so funny she's now walking around telling me she's good with them and she's gotten used to them - at least she isn't walking into walls lol
02/12/2011
This thread is hilarious.
I was hanging out with my friend's son a while back and he was proudly informing me that he was 4 and a half.
ME: Woah, that's pretty old! When are you going to be 5?
HIM: When I'm done being 4!
ME: Excellent choice. What are you going to do once you're 5?
HIM: *thoughtful pause* I'm going to do the dishes!
I love kids.
I was hanging out with my friend's son a while back and he was proudly informing me that he was 4 and a half.
ME: Woah, that's pretty old! When are you going to be 5?
HIM: When I'm done being 4!
ME: Excellent choice. What are you going to do once you're 5?
HIM: *thoughtful pause* I'm going to do the dishes!
I love kids.
02/12/2011
(singing)"And I kissed someone that's dead lalala la set your boobs on fire lalala la"
"Maybe I'm gonna wash your butt.....that's a chore."
He actually colored his penis green about a month or so ago. I started to freak for a second before remembering the green hands earlier in the day.
"Maybe I'm gonna wash your butt.....that's a chore."
He actually colored his penis green about a month or so ago. I started to freak for a second before remembering the green hands earlier in the day.
02/12/2011
For some reason, in retail I tend to see a LOT more brats than sweet kids so most of my stories are less cute and more grating. But this one was at least entertaining.
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, pulling candy bars off the shelve*
Mom: *catches the kid* Put those back! We're not getting any.
Kid: But Mom! We don't have any! We don't have any of these at home! *very bossy tone, still grabbing candy bars*
Mom: *is obviously exhausted from trying to handle her brat all day, goes over to him and pulls his arm to move him away from the candy, replaces the food, and holds him at her side*
Kid: *screams bloody murder like his leg was just cut off and he's being tortured with it* AHHHHHHH! Mom! Nooooooo! But we don't have any!!!!
What Darling Jen is thinking: (Maybe it's not a bad thing to be childless right now...)
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, pulling candy bars off the shelve*
Mom: *catches the kid* Put those back! We're not getting any.
Kid: But Mom! We don't have any! We don't have any of these at home! *very bossy tone, still grabbing candy bars*
Mom: *is obviously exhausted from trying to handle her brat all day, goes over to him and pulls his arm to move him away from the candy, replaces the food, and holds him at her side*
Kid: *screams bloody murder like his leg was just cut off and he's being tortured with it* AHHHHHHH! Mom! Nooooooo! But we don't have any!!!!
What Darling Jen is thinking: (Maybe it's not a bad thing to be childless right now...)
02/12/2011
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I had the same in my retail experience. My favorite was one kid blowing her nose on a pair of designer jeans. (I think that's the one that sealed my desire to remain child-free for life.) The managers said my note attached to the 'soiled item' became legend in the shall-remain-nameless national department store chain.
Originally posted by
Darling Jen
For some reason, in retail I tend to see a LOT more brats than sweet kids so most of my stories are less cute and more grating. But this one was at least entertaining.
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, ... more
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, ... more
For some reason, in retail I tend to see a LOT more brats than sweet kids so most of my stories are less cute and more grating. But this one was at least entertaining.
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, pulling candy bars off the shelve*
Mom: *catches the kid* Put those back! We're not getting any.
Kid: But Mom! We don't have any! We don't have any of these at home! *very bossy tone, still grabbing candy bars*
Mom: *is obviously exhausted from trying to handle her brat all day, goes over to him and pulls his arm to move him away from the candy, replaces the food, and holds him at her side*
Kid: *screams bloody murder like his leg was just cut off and he's being tortured with it* AHHHHHHH! Mom! Nooooooo! But we don't have any!!!!
What Darling Jen is thinking: (Maybe it's not a bad thing to be childless right now...) less
Mom: *Paying for her stuff at the register*
Kid: *about 4 years old, pulling candy bars off the shelve*
Mom: *catches the kid* Put those back! We're not getting any.
Kid: But Mom! We don't have any! We don't have any of these at home! *very bossy tone, still grabbing candy bars*
Mom: *is obviously exhausted from trying to handle her brat all day, goes over to him and pulls his arm to move him away from the candy, replaces the food, and holds him at her side*
Kid: *screams bloody murder like his leg was just cut off and he's being tortured with it* AHHHHHHH! Mom! Nooooooo! But we don't have any!!!!
What Darling Jen is thinking: (Maybe it's not a bad thing to be childless right now...) less
02/12/2011