Have you ever been caught with a sex toy?

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Have you ever been caught with a sex toy?

Sebmissive Sebmissive
For those of us who still live with our parents and don't want them to know about those type of things: Were you using it? Did you leave it laying around, not knowing they were going to be coming home? What was their reaction?

For those who aren't living with their parents: Same questions.

For those with kids: Same questions, plus how did you handle the situation? Explain to them what it was? Pretend it never happened?


Here's my story:
I'm still living with my parents while I'm going to college, and neither of my parents ever talks about sex. I never even had "the talk". Anyway, I was home alone and figured I'd take that opportunity to do my video review. I had to go into another room for better lighting. Well, my dad came home earlier than I thought he would. My bedroom is in between the front door and the room I was in. I raced down the hall, threw the toy and camera under my bed, and when I turned around, he was standing in the door way, asking what it was that I was hiding. Instead of coming clean, I went with the obvious, "Nothing." I repeatedly told him it was nothing, but he wouldn't let it go. So I asked him, "I don't think you want to know." He said, "Yes, I do." (He probably thought it was something bad like drugs.) I finally fessed up that it was a sex toy. He walked away and said, "I just came home to grab my racquetball shorts." After he got them, he said, "You're right. I didn't want to know." then left.
I called my friend immediately to tell her about it. She laughed and said, "Why didn't you just tell him it was his Christmas present?" I was too panicked to think of a good excuse like that. He called me a few minutes later and told me not to be embarrassed cause it's not a big deal, that it's natural, and that he doesn't care as long as it's "not some weird studded thing". Oh, and he promised not to tell my mom. Thank goodness for that.
As embarrassing as it was, I think it was a good thing. Cause now, if he decides to snoop around my room and finds my collection, he won't be surprised. XD
12/06/2010
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Selective Sensualist Selective Sensualist
That's actually a pretty funny story. He was just immensely relieved it wasn't drugs or something potentially dangerous for you.
12/06/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
I have complex cover stories for all of my toys, just in case, but I keep them under lock and key. I'm terrified of them being discovered, but I think a snooping parent would have to work pretty hard to find them, and I've got quite a pattern of false trails going on as well. If they find the key to my stash, they'll find a locked dvd case between the key and the stash, unlock that, and discover my collection of Nova episodes. That should waste all available snooping time, leaving my double locked collection safe. (I hope.)
12/06/2010
Sebmissive Sebmissive
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Originally posted by ToyGeek
I have complex cover stories for all of my toys, just in case, but I keep them under lock and key. I'm terrified of them being discovered, but I think a snooping parent would have to work pretty hard to find them, and I've got quite a ...
The funny thing is, I've talked to my friends about it and we've come up with some good cover stories. But when the time comes to use them, my mind goes completely blank. (Thanks, brain.) I WAS going to get a locking box, but I found the cutest old fashion style suitcase that I couldn't pass up. Your idea is brilliant though. I love it.
12/06/2010
Waterfall Waterfall
I haven't been caught with one and I dont have any cover stories made up... maybe I should think of some just in case lol
12/06/2010
ToyGeek ToyGeek
Quote:
Originally posted by Waterfall
I haven't been caught with one and I dont have any cover stories made up... maybe I should think of some just in case lol
A good one for non-realistic dildos is, "It's for darning socks!" Of course, this could become a problem, if you don't want to spend a weekend darning socks.
12/06/2010
Coralbell Coralbell
I've never really gotten caught, but I have left a toy on my dresser and when I came home my mom had put something else on my dresser so she must have seen it. She didn't say anything so I just pretended it never happened and didn't worry about it too much. If my dad saw something I would be a lot more embarassed though.
12/06/2010
darthkitt3n darthkitt3n
I have never been caught with a sex toy. My mom never goes upstairs in our house, she claims she can't even though she should be fully capable of doing so. My dad doesn't really notice anything at all.. I accidentally left a book with the word SEX on it in big letters on my bed when I went to work. He was fixing my window when I came home, and had not even noticed.

I have, however, been caught with condoms. My parents don't use them and, as far as I know, my brother has not even had sex once. So when the dog tore the trash can apart and dug one of my used ones out, my mom knew who it belonged to. She just told me to go throw it out and has not mentioned it since.
12/07/2010
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