Have you ever had gas while sleeping next to someone you don't know well? What did you do?

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Have you ever had gas while sleeping next to someone you don't know well? What did you do?

ViVix ViVix
So, let's just say I was sleeping next to a guy I had hooked up with, and I really wanted to pass gas (like it hurt because I was holding it in). I was too afraid it would be loud and wake him, yet I knew if I got up, that would wake him as well. I just laid there for like two hours before I fell asleep (and probably passed gas in my sleep :/) So, have you been through this? What did you do?
Answers (private voting - your screen name will NOT appear in the results):
I have had this problem before and I...
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Went to the restroom.
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Went to another room of the house.
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Held it in.
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Farted. So what if it wakes him/her up!
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Took medicine. Hello, beano!
I've never had this problem.
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Other.
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Total votes: 49 (27 voters)
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Zombirella Zombirella
I'm sorry, not trying to be rude but this topic seriously made me laugh lol !
I would have just went to the bathroom, lol!
05/16/2012
Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
05/16/2012
indiglo indiglo
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Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
+ 1

Love the honesty, and it really does work!
05/16/2012
Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
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Originally posted by indiglo
+ 1

Love the honesty, and it really does work!
Seriously! I do it all the time in bed with my beau.
05/16/2012
31 Flavors 31 Flavors
Quote:
Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
And uncover yourself so that it goes outnintomthe room.
05/16/2012
aliceinthehole aliceinthehole
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Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
i do the same! works about every time.
05/16/2012
Sex Positivity Sex Positivity
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Originally posted by aliceinthehole
i do the same! works about every time.
It's because we're soul mates.
05/16/2012
Allison.Wilder Allison.Wilder
I've had this problem after drinking and going home with a guy I was casually dating. It would be so awful and painful that I would wait for him to fall asleep and sneak out of the house and head for home.

He never understood why I was leaving in the middle of the night and I could never explain it to him.
05/16/2012
unfulfilled unfulfilled
I've never had this problem, but I'd just go to the bathroom.
05/16/2012
Love Obsessed Love Obsessed
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Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
Comments like this make me wish that I could favorite individual post.

I just go out of the room or I would try to ease it out if I thought he was sleep.I have a problem with trusting that a guy is really sleep so I don't just let it right out.I'm going to try this.
05/16/2012
VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
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Originally posted by Sex Positivity
Honestly? Spread your cheeks apart with your hands enough to let your sphincter relax. You toot silently.
*cackles* Yes. This.

Remember, this guy farts too. Everyone does. No, really!
05/16/2012
ToyTimeTim ToyTimeTim
If I am sleeping next to someone I will not be to concerned about it, it is a natural fact of life, it happens.
05/16/2012
BadassFatass BadassFatass
This happened to me the first time I stayed at my girlfriend's place...it was not good...and of course, the bathroom is right off of the bedroom.
05/16/2012
Do emu Do emu
Quote:
Originally posted by ViVix
So, let's just say I was sleeping next to a guy I had hooked up with, and I really wanted to pass gas (like it hurt because I was holding it in). I was too afraid it would be loud and wake him, yet I knew if I got up, that would wake him as well. ...
I just farted. Meh!
05/16/2012
richsam richsam
Quote:
Originally posted by ViVix
So, let's just say I was sleeping next to a guy I had hooked up with, and I really wanted to pass gas (like it hurt because I was holding it in). I was too afraid it would be loud and wake him, yet I knew if I got up, that would wake him as well. ...
ethier hold it or go to the bathroom
05/17/2012
GONE! GONE!
I'm sorry, but...
And I would just fart and hope that if they woke up I could blame it on something else.
05/17/2012
ViVix ViVix
I take no offense...this is a funny topic. lol. I tried the suggestion (you know the one on here), aaaand it sounded even louder!! Maybe my huge butt cheeks muffled the sound before? LOL. Oh, well! I'm pretty sure next time I will just go pass gas on my patio and scare the neighbors.
05/17/2012
G&L G&L
Interesting question but I just let it out.
05/17/2012
Woman China Woman China
Let it rip.

If I am with a man, usually it leads to him being all embarrassed but he then feels comfortable enough to fart, which leads to a farting competition and beer.

what can I say? Toilet humour. It's a blast!
05/17/2012
Woman China Woman China
Let it rip.

If I am with a man, usually it leads to him being all embarrassed but he then feels comfortable enough to fart, which leads to a farting competition and beer.

what can I say? Toilet humour. It's a blast!
05/17/2012
VelvetDragon VelvetDragon
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Originally posted by Woman China
Let it rip.

If I am with a man, usually it leads to him being all embarrassed but he then feels comfortable enough to fart, which leads to a farting competition and beer.

what can I say? Toilet humour. It's a blast!
Totally my female SO, she loves toilet humor. Before I was with her I was so embarrassed and shy about my bodily functions. Although toilet humor still isn't my thing, I'm not afraid to talk about physical embarrassing issues anymore, and if I do "make a mistake" and fart loudly, I don't feel so utterly ashamed anymore! She's made me feel more comfortable in my body.
05/17/2012
Lover of Leather Lover of Leather
Fun question. Just let it go. Ok, maybe as quietly as possible, but it's just a natural act. Blame it on the dog if it stinks though, ha!
05/17/2012
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Unique posters: 18