Have you ever received a non-discreet package?

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Have you ever received a non-discreet package?

Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Today the fedex guy showed up at my door with a package. On the shipping label in big bold letters was the words "Sexual Vibrators" (oh, just so you know it wasn't sent from EF!) Have you ever recieved a package like this before?
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Yes
9  (12%)
No
60  (83%)
Other...
3  (4%)
Total votes: 72
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01/24/2013
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Chilipepper Chilipepper
Haven't ordered from anywhere else but EF. I didn't even know others did that since they always claim to ship in "discreet brown paper packages". Guess labels don't count as the "discreet brown paper package".

Also seems to strike me as trying too hard to be "in the open" about sex toys.
01/24/2013
Rod Ronald Rod Ronald
Quote:
Originally posted by Chilipepper
Haven't ordered from anywhere else but EF. I didn't even know others did that since they always claim to ship in "discreet brown paper packages". Guess labels don't count as the "discreet brown paper ...
It was actual samples someone sent me from Hong Kong. Its a nice vibe, just could have done without the label screaming "This box contains sex toys"
01/24/2013
Incendiaire Incendiaire
I got a parcel once with the company e-mail address printed on the shipping label, and the word "sex" was part of it. They sent me something free when I complained though, so I was happy in the end.
01/24/2013
KinkyNicki92 KinkyNicki92
no id be mortified.
01/24/2013
Mr. E Mr. E
OMG!
"Sexual Vibrators" plural- more than one sexual vibrator.
01/24/2013
SneakersAndPearls SneakersAndPearls
I've never gotten a package that wasn't discrete. That being said, I laughed a little inside. Oh, my goodness, who is thinking what when they put that on the outside?!
01/24/2013
Kitka Kitka
I've never gotten a package like that before but I wouldn't really care if I did. My mailman is a cool guy and I don't care about people knowing I order sex toys because most know I review anyway and don't really think anything of it.
01/24/2013
joiedejouets joiedejouets
No, however I purchased something online while i was still living at home, and they sent me snail mail! One day my mom was like whats this?! I was like I have no idea!
01/24/2013
TheirPet TheirPet
No. I've never had that problem but I did have nosy housemates.
01/24/2013
BrittaniMaree BrittaniMaree
nope
01/24/2013
Hummingbird Hummingbird
Only once and even then the words on the box said "THE MINI COLUMN" and that was from EF. But don't worry, the postal deliverers see everything. Think of them as your doctor and think of putting a smile on their face and making their day a happy one.
01/24/2013
sktb0007 sktb0007
Before EF, I had received packages from other companies and I've never actually had a package that was not discreet. You mention that it was a sample.. I'm surprised that they didn't just write, "product samples"!
01/24/2013
shorejen9 shorejen9
No but I only order from EF!
01/24/2013
Bleu Bleu
Nope. The three sex toy shops I've ordered from online have like guaranteed discreet shipping.
01/24/2013
Ansley Ansley
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
It was actual samples someone sent me from Hong Kong. Its a nice vibe, just could have done without the label screaming "This box contains sex toys"
My guess is that it was a business decision to get things through customs faster.
01/24/2013
Bubaloo Bubaloo
Nope.
01/24/2013
PropertyOfPotter PropertyOfPotter
I never have! I only order from EF! I would be pretty embarrassed though!
01/24/2013
Rossie Rossie
Don't know about other retailers, but Eden shipping boxes are always discreet.
01/24/2013
Silverdrop Silverdrop
Once I had a parcel addressed to Silverdrop rather than my real name on the address label (not from Eden). And another time, my parcel had been so mangled (presumably by customs) that the contents were visible through a tear in the cardboard (that one was from Eden, but obviously not Eden's fault).

I just shrugged it off. What's the worst that can happen - my postman figures out I have sex?
01/24/2013
Beautiful-Disaster Beautiful-Disaster
no, never.
01/24/2013
spiced spiced
The only time I ever had a problem was something I ordered from eBay. The seller packed it really badly and by the time it reached me the words "anal lube" were clearly visible through the ripped package. Fortunately, nobody saw it besides me and the USPS.
01/24/2013
roskat roskat
This hasn't happened to me. I would be very pissed off about it.
01/24/2013
FLIPxMODE FLIPxMODE
cant say that i have
01/24/2013
Gluesnffr Gluesnffr
Always discreet.
01/24/2013
himynameissteph himynameissteph
No, thank god.
01/24/2013
XxFallenAngelxX XxFallenAngelxX
Other places that I've ordered from didn't say anything that wasn't discreet.
01/24/2013
deltalima deltalima
Quote:
Originally posted by Rod Ronald
Today the fedex guy showed up at my door with a package. On the shipping label in big bold letters was the words "Sexual Vibrators" (oh, just so you know it wasn't sent from EF!) Have you ever recieved a package like this before?
Omg that sucks. Thank god I've never received a package like that.
01/24/2013
sexxxkitten sexxxkitten
I've never received a nondiscreet package.
01/24/2013
ginnyluvspotter ginnyluvspotter
No thank god
01/24/2013
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Unique posters: 55