How often does your cat interrupt an intimate moment?

The boyfriend's cat darts into his room before the door is shut but we can't see him. Not until we're heavily into foreplay and one of us feels a furry body against a leg. Then the boyfriend has to open the balcony doors and stick his cat outside (which the cat doesn't mind). At one time, I felt a cat claw just barely touching my foot through my stocking, and all I could think of was Don't you fecking DARE, you little bastard ...

Although the cat has behaved himself since he got fixed. The boyfriend related how - with his last girlfriend - the cat would crawl up on his back during sex and surf on him.

One of our cats tries, but I find it easy to ignore. He licks our arms mostly.

The cat will often sit at the foot of the bed and just watch if we don't put him out of the room. The dog will try to get in the middle of things if we don't put him out either.

Lol our cat's will sit in the doorway and watch us, which I find creepy, our girl cat will perch on our dresser in front of the bed and watch us as well which can be really distracting when I'm trying to give oral to my boyfriend, I start laughing and have to put her out of the room because I can't concentrate.