Here's another rooster smiley for you: 
Hope you like him!
Hope you like him!
Featured by EdenFantasys
I found my cock!!!
10/08/2011
Down here in Texas - we answer the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" with the answer.."To show the armadillo it COULD be done!"
10/08/2011
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lol, sure would hate to lose that, I barely have one in the first place.
Originally posted by
Selective Sensualist
LOL! Our cat is our baby, but I'm not sure it would ever cross my mind that I'd lost my pussy if she were ever (heaven FORBID) to go missing!
Hmmm . . . do you have a donkey on your property, Tim? If so, just remember that you could ... more
Hmmm . . . do you have a donkey on your property, Tim? If so, just remember that you could ... more
LOL! Our cat is our baby, but I'm not sure it would ever cross my mind that I'd lost my pussy if she were ever (heaven FORBID) to go missing!
Hmmm . . . do you have a donkey on your property, Tim? If so, just remember that you could literally lose your ass! less
Hmmm . . . do you have a donkey on your property, Tim? If so, just remember that you could literally lose your ass! less
10/08/2011
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Google is my BFF.
Originally posted by
P'Gell
Oh, hell yeah!
AUGH. Thank you for the CHICKEN SMILIE! You're a genius.
AUGH. Thank you for the CHICKEN SMILIE! You're a genius.
10/08/2011
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haha, I know not many armadillos make it so that fits good.
Originally posted by
Hot 'N Sexy TexasMama
Down here in Texas - we answer the "Why did the chicken cross the road?" with the answer.."To show the armadillo it COULD be done!"
10/08/2011
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I don't exactly remember, but I just remember him running around in the snow trying to catch a chicken with his bare hands.
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Hows that?
10/08/2011
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Seems your rooster found his cock as well! You know, somehow, this is all the hens fault....
Originally posted by
ToyTimeTim
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting ... more
Last night during PornClub, I mentioned my rooster, Terry (My old avatar), had disappeared. We were so sad, he was one of the family and his loss hit home for all of us.
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
I am so happy to say that this morning my son found him while waiting for the bus. He was across the highway up in a apple tree. After chasing him around for about 30 minutes, I finally caught him and brought him back home. YAY!!!
After some food and water, he let out a mighty cockle doodle doo and promptly mounted both hens. lol I guess he was happy to be home. less
10/08/2011
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So if you lost all three you wouldn't be able to stroke your cock, scratch your ass or pet your pussy!
Originally posted by
Ivy Wilde
I'm glad your cock made it home. I know how upset I would be if I lost one of my asses or pussies.
10/08/2011
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Originally posted by
Airen Wolf
So if you lost all three you wouldn't be able to stroke your cock, scratch your ass or pet your pussy!
Might as well just give up at that point, eh?
10/08/2011
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haha been there done that.
Originally posted by
leatherlover
I don't exactly remember, but I just remember him running around in the snow trying to catch a chicken with his bare hands.
10/08/2011
Welcome home, Terry!
10/08/2011
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Thanks DS.
Originally posted by
DeliciousSurprise
Welcome home, Terry!
10/08/2011